I Need Help from some Criminal Masterminds

[taiboxa]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

[RoadToRecovery]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Fill her tank with diesel... wont destroy the car but it will cause a hassle

[taiboxa]

Sugar in the gas tank.

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

[RoadToRecovery]

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

I edited that because it was proven false

[RoadToRecovery]

do they pop open from the outside? or do they have a lever on the inside?
kuz my woman said throw a candybar in there

You wont be able to get a candy bar into the tank, there is a strainer before the tank.

[RoadToRecovery]

Also water works to according to this article

It sounds great, especially if you have a grudge against someone. The problem with this rumor is that it simply isn't true. As it turns out, sugar doesn't dissolve in gasoline. Pouring sand into the gas tank would have about the same effect as pouring in sugar. The sand or sugar might clog up the filter, and that could disable the car, but it's not a sure thing.

So what do you do if you really do want to disable someone's car? Pour in some water. Gasoline floats on top of water, so if you pour in several cups of water, the fuel pump will fill the fuel lines with water instead of gasoline and the car would have some major problems.

[Hazard]

Ice pick the tires LMAO......

~Haz~

[taiboxa]

Ice pick the tires LMAO......

~Haz~

yep throught of that.. bend over.. tie boots.. pick the sidewall of the tires.. stand up.. go home

[taiboxa]

water is gold

[Hazard]

ooooooooo

Brake fluid disolves car paint real well..... put some in a squirt bottle and have at it.....

~Haz~

[lovbyts]

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Brake fluid disolves car paint real well..... put some in a squirt bottle and have at it.....

~Haz~

We think alike. I was looking to see if anyone else had though of that yet OR just buy some paint stripper, jell or liquick and squirt it as you pass buy. Looks like nothing and you dont have look obvious.

Get the plastic bottle you can just squirt it as you walk buy.

Also it was me I would just let the bitch hit me and sew her. Keep you cell phone, or camera where you/passenger or have it mounted in front running so it can easily record everything.

NEVER prove someone hit you due to road rage or similar. Most insurance companies have clause that if the insured hits someone on purpose they dont have to pay out or they are not responsible for the person. Make it obvious she is just stupid.

[RoadToRecovery]

Home depot sells sulfuric acid... Fill up a water bottle and dump it on the car.

[taiboxa]

Home depot sells sulfuric acid... Fill up a water bottle and dump it on the car.

want to be inconspicuous ><

[RoadToRecovery]

want to be inconspicuous ><

Poor a puddle of it on the floor outside of the driver side door and let her step all over it and bring it into the car. Will definitely do damage to the interior

[taiboxa]

Poor a puddle of it on the floor outside of the driver side door and let her step all over it and bring it into the car. Will definitely do damage to the interior

i want something i can poor on tires.. n' let it slowly eat away at them

[RoadToRecovery]

i want something i can poor on tires.. n' let it slowly eat away at them

That would be tough... I dont think there is anything that would eat rubber.

[Charlie6]

take a shit on her windshield

smear a bit of it under the driver side handle

[FranciscoG]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Oh how small minded!

So you know were she works and what she drives. You need to find out who she is.

Walk into her job with flowers. Put a note on it ¨from a special someone¨ of course you will be asked whom the flowers are for. Tell the employ you are just the driver and the order notes they go to the woman with that car which is a _____________.

Get her name.

Use the social networks and findout who she is. Use the background searches to findout where she lives...

[jg2]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

crack eggs down the defrost vent on the dash.... you cant get rid of that smell...... EVER!! car will be gone.

[jg2]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

you got to be careful how much damage you do to the car.... if its to much you might be helping her out...

now shes paying a deductible to get her car fixed... which everybody knows somebody that can fudge estimates.... know you just hooked her up with a small fee to customize her cut you the fuk off piece of shit...

[RoadToRecovery]

you got to be careful how much damage you do to the car.... if its to much you might be helping her out...

now shes paying a deductible to get her car fixed... which everybody knows somebody that can fudge estimates.... know you just hooked her up with a small fee to customize her cut you the fuk off piece of shit...

lol what was that last part?

[Abominator]

lol what was that last part?

lol I was wondering the same thing

[stack_it]

Acid on the sidewalls of her tires will dry them out and weaken them. Then she'll have a blowout while she's about to cut you off and take the whole side of your car out. Sugar in the tank will work trust me. It will clog up the injectors and scratch the shit out of the cylinders destroying the rings. She will have to change all fuel components and may still have to replace motor afterwards depending on how long she drives it before it stops. Sugar is better than sand because it is lighter and will carry through the lines rather then sit at the bottom of the tank.

[alexISthrowed]

Cut her valve stems off with wire cutters.

[RoadToRecovery]

Acid on the sidewalls of her tires will dry them out and weaken them. Then she'll have a blowout while she's about to cut you off and take the whole side of your car out. Sugar in the tank will work trust me. It will clog up the injectors and scratch the shit out of the cylinders destroying the rings. She will have to change all fuel components and may still have to replace motor afterwards depending on how long she drives it before it stops. Sugar is better than sand because it is lighter and will carry through the lines rather then sit at the bottom of the tank.

According to snopes this actually isnt the case with sugar. It doesnt caramelize like the rumor says.

[stack_it]

According to snopes this actually isnt the case with sugar. It doesnt caramelize like the rumor says.

I sold used cars in the ghetto for six years and we lost countless cars from people putting sugar in the tank. I don't believe caramelization is what does it. If it stays in it's regular form it would easily scratch cylinder heads and clog injectors. The reason it's so dangeous is because every little bump or curve gets it all mixed up in the tank again and picked up by the pump

[stevey_6t9]

I sold used cars in the ghetto for six years and we lost countless cars from people putting sugar in the tank. I don't believe caramelization is what does it. If it stays in it's regular form it would easily scratch cylinder heads and clog injectors. The reason it's so dangeous is because every little bump or curve gets it all mixed up in the tank again and picked up by the pump

defiently sugar in the tank.

crobar the fuel lid and pour about 1kg of sugar in the fuel tank and its ****ed for life.

[Abominator]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

Bro, I am the king of vandalizing shit and getting away with it. Used to do it to my enemies ALL THE TIME when I was a teen. A BB gun was my preference.

Wear nothing identifying and invest in a cheap ski mask or something. Buy a CO2-powered BB gun, run up to the car and start blasting. The deed is done in less than 5 seconds flat. Be sure to have your car parked nearby, engine running, in drive and with the e-brake on. That way you can sprint to your car, hop in and just release the e-brake to take off before anyone even realizes what you've done.

And whenever she has the windows replaced, blast them out again

Good luck

[Vitruvian-Man]

Bro, I am the king of vandalizing shit and getting away with it. Used to do it to my enemies ALL THE TIME when I was a teen. A BB gun was my preference.

Wear nothing identifying and invest in a cheap ski mask or something. Buy a CO2-powered BB gun, run up to the car and start blasting. The deed is done in less than 5 seconds flat. Be sure to have your car parked nearby, engine running, in drive and with the e-brake on. That way you can sprint to your car, hop in and just release the e-brake to take off before anyone even realizes what you've done.

And whenever she has the windows replaced, blast them out again

Good luck

LISTEN TO THIS BRO!!! lol.

This kid knows what he's talking about. Vouch for him.

-VM

[AlphaGenetics]

LISTEN TO THIS BRO!!! lol.

This kid knows what he's talking about. Vouch for him.

-VM

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

[vanduhl]

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

LMAO^^^^^

[vanduhl]

but tai, this is what you gotta do....get the bitches name and address break in her house while shes sleeping and snail-trail over her teeth with ur sac...its a surefire way to piss her off...she may still be eratically driving the next day but you get the last laugh

[goodlifting]

Do not have your car parked nearby. If there are cameras and they get your licence plate its a felony. You dont want to be doing time for this dumb beoch. Heres what you do. You wait till she comes out and goes towards her car then you attack her with a ski mask on and rubber gloves and choke her out and smear dog poo on her face and mouth. Then you drop a note by her limp body saying, "Slow down Bit ch!" That should do the trick.

this is the best one to go with.

[GOT FIGHT?]

muratic acid on the paint from a squirt bottle will slowly dissolve the piant and absorb in the metal if not properly cleaned it will happen when repainted again.

sugar in teh tank rarley works of it affects the car is clogging the fuel injectors when the sugar melts.

ice pick the sidewall of the tire then the tire has to be replaced and cant be plugged for cheap. hope this helps bro

[GOT FIGHT?]

oh and u can pour motor oil in the gas tank. it wont hurt the car but will smoke bad for days and caust her time and money and let her know someone is out there lol

[spywizard]

it's easy bro, file a criminal assault ... assault with a deadly weapon, she'll have to appear in court no matter what.. have a video and send it to her insurance company..

way too manyt things..

[peachfuzz]

it's easy bro, file a criminal assault ... assault with a deadly weapon, she'll have to appear in court no matter what.. have a video and send it to her insurance company..

way too manyt things..

only worthy suggestion i have come across.

1. dont mess with peoples property.
2. your just as likely to cause as much problems for yourself as for her

[NVR2BIG1]

Just slash a couple tires, but put a note on the windshield that says "Next time you cut me off it'll be a ****ing car bomb"

[RoadToRecovery]

Just slash a couple tires, but put a note on the windshield that says "Next time you cut me off it'll be a ****ing car bomb"

haha. This is actually good.

[jbm]

spray brake fluid on the paint job!