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  1. 06-30-2010, 02:16 PM #1
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    Is it some kind of art form to pretend to give a S about peoples prattle

    Ok my roommate. He is a good guy. He's a great human being for the most part. Human like all of us with flaws but decent guy.

    He is straight up a chubby chaser.

    He will spend hours and hours talking to girls on the internet. He is boinking two fat chicks right now and trying to mack 3 more. Thats fine I mean its his life. But its the way he spends every minute of his free time with it and talking about it. I get caught in the crossfire having to hear about it because im on the comp a lot in the common area. I mean its like he thinks he's a pimp. Like he's the king of poon or something. And like he gets excited about it. When they fight over him (the two he's boning know about each other but don't have enough self esteem to leave him). Or when they text him what they are gonna do to him.

    I dunno I guess I need to get my life in check. I have no girl calling me. Nevermind that I would rather than do anything with these girls hes talking to.

    But yeah by about the 15th time in a day he is talking about how excited he is to be boning two porkers, its all I can do to not say something out of line. And thats when I realize, maybe this is an art form. Maybe thats Gods purpose in me having to hear this shit. So I can be the Michaelangelo of pretending to give a shit about inane bullshit.
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    You wouldn't happen to be roommates with cal or danger Dan would you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    You wouldn't happen to be roommates with cal or danger Dan would you?
    hahaha
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    I've tagged a few fatties...but I wouldn't brag about it. Infact, after each time I did it I could only think "Why the fk did you do that?"
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    One of my good friends is like this..... he likes chubby girls.... not fat..... just chubby with a spare tire. He's always braggin about his girls..... the last one looked like a guy - I shit you not.

    His current gf is FVCKING UGLY...... red hair, braces, wide mouth, tall but untoned..... like kind of flabby. She smokes cheebah all day long while playing Xbox...... and daddy is paying for her appartment.

    I just don't get him....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post

    I just don't get him....

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    Yeah dude thats how I feel sometimes. Its like nevermind the same planet, are we even in the same cosmos? WTF?

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    I have friends like that too. They don't like working hard so they just grab the ugly ones.
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    It's all just perspective. Fatties are definately more appreciative, no doubt! You say you are not getting none? Let me tell ya, I'd rather be boning a porker than humping my fist. Fat s3x is better than no s3x!!!!!!! I've had some really cute chubbies that just wanted to fvck 100% of the time. and you know what? the bro's may tease me a little, but the bedroom action was pretty damm good. 'Nuff said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Ok my roommate. He is a good guy. He's a great human being for the most part. Human like all of us with flaws but decent guy.

    He is straight up a chubby chaser.

    He will spend hours and hours talking to girls on the internet. He is boinking two fat chicks right now and trying to mack 3 more. Thats fine I mean its his life. But its the way he spends every minute of his free time with it and talking about it. I get caught in the crossfire having to hear about it because im on the comp a lot in the common area. I mean its like he thinks he's a pimp. Like he's the king of poon or something. And like he gets excited about it. When they fight over him (the two he's boning know about each other but don't have enough self esteem to leave him). Or when they text him what they are gonna do to him.

    I dunno I guess I need to get my life in check. I have no girl calling me. Nevermind that I would rather than do anything with these girls hes talking to.

    But yeah by about the 15th time in a day he is talking about how excited he is to be boning two porkers, its all I can do to not say something out of line. And thats when I realize, maybe this is an art form. Maybe thats Gods purpose in me having to hear this shit. So I can be the Michaelangelo of pretending to give a shit about inane bullshit.
    Lol that shit is funny, how chunky are we tlaking here...

    Like cute big booty bit of thigh work.. Or its rosie o donnell all over again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by n00bs View Post
    Lol that shit is funny, how chunky are we tlaking here...

    Like cute big booty bit of thigh work.. Or its rosie o donnell all over again?
    Uh.. Adam Sandler wrote a song about these women. I mean if you had to pick an occupation they must be in based on appearance

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP-dbTvwrYs
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    You and him should tag team a fatty

    WOBBLY "H" THAT SH*T
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    You and him should tag team a fatty

    WOBBLY "H" THAT SH*T
    **** yeah tap it!!


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    OH

    ....noooo....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    OH

    ....noooo....
    Its ok.. just shut your eyes and take yourself to a better place....


    Hopefully he isnt chasing that tail and its more something like this..


    Last edited by n00bs; 06-30-2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason: corrected my retarded mis typing skills
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    ....YEAH....
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