!!dumbest thing ive ever read!!

**vanduhl** · 07-08-2010, 04:04 PM

Some slut on my Facebook posted a link to this up on her page.

After going thru these items i thought to myself...whoever made this list is probably the stupidest motherfvcker.

It is VH1's list of "undateable" things a man does.
There is so much BS on this list. Show me one man who doesnt do at least 10-20 of these "undateable" things. WOW...dumbest shit ive ever read.

Heres the link:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...4201358AADOH5h

#11 actually gets you MORE pvssy sooo...

***D7M*** · 07-08-2010, 04:08 PM

crap...I do all of them

**vanduhl** · 07-08-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by D7M

crap...I do all of them

yeah...i do at least 60 of those things...

***D7M*** · 07-08-2010, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

yeah...i do at least 60 of those things...

I was joking...some of them are just silly:

83. Rearranging Junk / Butt Picking
50. Leather Pants
38. Open-Mouth Breathing
35. Owning A Van

**vanduhl** · 07-08-2010, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by D7M

I was joking...some of them are just silly:

83. Rearranging Junk / Butt Picking
50. Leather Pants
38. Open-Mouth Breathing
35. Owning A Van

Oh, definitely...but a lot of em are just things that a guy does that quite frankly if a girl ever called me out on, i would have her on the next bus outta my face

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2010, 04:30 PM

Here's the shit I do...
Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
Quoting Lines From Movies
Skullwear
Open-Mouth Breathing
Burping Loudly & Proudly
Steroids
The V & Other Gestures

Fuk em if they can't take a joke.. You are who you are. Don't let some dumb list change that.

**vanduhl** · 07-08-2010, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Here's the shit I do...
Tanks & Sleeveless Ts
Quoting Lines From Movies
Skullwear
Open-Mouth Breathing
Burping Loudly & Proudly
Steroids
The V & Other Gestures

Fuk em if they can't take a joke.. You are who you are. Don't let some dumb list change that.

exactly bro.....i wonder if any guys look at this list and try to never do any of these.....poor saps

**Knockout_Power** · 07-08-2010, 04:39 PM

I have a problem with #1... I will throw the "C" word out there in the middle of a fcuk session. I had one girl get so mad and stopped things and got dressed... if you are so set on turning a word into something so suppressive then Im not interested in you anyways. If its not used to demean someone, who cares what you say in the heat of the moment... If I tell you I want to eat your **** and it turns you off... so be it... find some other man to "perform oral stimulation" to you... chances are if he has the time to phrase it "politely" he isnt really wanting to anyways.

**vanduhl** · 07-08-2010, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I have a problem with #1... I will throw the "C" word out there in the middle of a fcuk session. I had one girl get so mad and stopped things and got dressed... if you are so set on turning a word into something so suppressive then Im not interested in you anyways. If its not used to demean someone, who cares what you say in the heat of the moment... If I tell you I want to eat your **** and it turns you off... so be it... find some other man to "perform oral stimulation" to you... chances are if he has the time to phrase it "politely" he isnt really wanting to anyways.

well said KP

**Knockout_Power** · 07-08-2010, 04:42 PM

actually, one more thing... why the fawk do women have to make lists? Especially to 100... if men were asked to make a list is would include 1 fuken thing...

#1... women who make lists.

**Times Roman** · 07-08-2010, 04:59 PM

an "experienced" woman wouldn't be turned off by the "C" word, especially in the heat of the moment. In fact, the "C" word, the "B" word, and I'd like to buy a vowel for a hundred....

**zimmy** · 07-08-2010, 05:04 PM

everyone knows that women like to make lists so they can try to find this perfect "idea" they have in their heads that of course is impossible to find. It's so when they finally do get over themselves and find a guy...they always think they are settling so they DESERVE to be treated like a queen and you deserve to be their servant.

**Nooomoto** · 07-08-2010, 05:07 PM

Here's my list...most of these I didn't understand. And for the record, I wouldn't want anything to do with some dumb twat that consults VH1 for dating advice. Whoever goes by these rules is probably boring as hell, and I'd venture to even say hasn't been laid in a LONG time.

92. Quoting Lines From Movies
"What is best in life?"

81. Dirty Car
My car hasn't been washed in a while, guilty. It keeps raining!

80. Aggressive Sport Fans
I play rugby, so yes I get aggressive when I'm out for the 2nd half or w/e

75. Boners
I frequently get boners

52. Bro-Code
Not sure what this is, but it sounds cool

44. Frequenting Gun Range
Where the **** else am I supposed to learn how to shoot would-be rapists, terrorists and pedophiles?

41. Getting Drunk On a Plane
The beginning of a GREAT story! "So I got drunk before I boarded the plane..."

32. Hairy Back, Neck & Nose
I'm just hairy

17. Bad Facial Hair
I haven't shaved in months. Most people now look down as soon as they see me. About time I got some damn respect!

15. Not Paying On First Date
Buy me Wendy's (swear on my father, i've done it before and it worked)

11. Steroids
Well...yeah

**Knockout_Power** · 07-08-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

75. Boners

44. Frequenting Gun Range

ok, I didnt actually read too many aside from the top 10, but thats just dumb shit... Is erectiel dysfunction in there somewhere? Im sure thats less of a turn on than a boner... wtf!

and Im sorry, I spent a fortune on my firearms, damn right Im going to use them

**dangerous dan** · 07-08-2010, 05:20 PM

Shes obviously lesbian id say

**Shinalynn** · 07-08-2010, 05:38 PM

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-08-2010, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

boys, is this true? shame on your whiny bitches...

**Nooomoto** · 07-08-2010, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

Dating and ****ing are two VERY different things. Most of the things we listed had to do with hygiene, which is very valid!

**Igifuno** · 07-08-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

true dat...

geez.. I have some work to do.. or not..

It all depends on the personality of the chick.. there's been a couple times I was getting a little

and I decided to give a little advice on how to do the job a little better.. chick #1 was completely down and followed said advice willingly... chick #2 was like "how dare you tell me how to do it.. if you don't want it then eff you! You think this is give head lesson time or something.. bla bla bla".. it was pretty funny and I she was even more insulted becuase I was laughing..

Sorry it was funny though..

**Shinalynn** · 07-08-2010, 07:54 PM

Girls dating = guys just fvcking

**Igifuno** · 07-08-2010, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

Girls dating = guys just fvcking

Not always.. guys like to date too. But no strings fvcking is typically welcomed. However, if feelings develop as a result of the dating, then the fvcking continues and usually gets even better over time.. = both people happy..

**collar** · 07-08-2010, 11:27 PM

i past.

**Knockout_Power** · 07-08-2010, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

Girls dating = guys just fvcking

Websters definition:

Making Love...

"what a woman is doing while a guy is fuking her"

**stack_it** · 07-08-2010, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

exactly bro.....i wonder if any guys look at this list and try to never do any of these.....poor saps

Abominator has this list on his refrigerator. Right next to his bank statement.

**goodlifting** · 07-09-2010, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

Girls dating = guys just fvcking

precisely

**MaNiCC** · 07-09-2010, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Shinalynn

UMM I would like to remind you guys of a thread a few months ago, that said something to the effect of, I would not fvck a girl if she did.... and the list was a MILE long. I am sure every one can make a list of things that are a turn off.

But if you remember the guys in the lounge gave 2-3 ideas to the list each, that bitch made one with 100 by herself......

-MaNiCC-

**Older lifter** · 07-09-2010, 01:05 AM

Lmao,,,, i can't even understand a lot of them,,, what the **** is "fake swearing"????

**Older lifter** · 07-09-2010, 01:26 AM

Oh just to add, i'm betting the girl that answered that does not have a BF,,,,,,,,

**Nicotine** · 07-09-2010, 01:32 AM

#75 ...boners...

boners make a guy undateable?

screw that. if a guy im dating has a hardon - SWEET...... it's game time.

#30 wimpy drinker?

you mean women like guys who are insane heavy drinkers/drunks/alcohol abusers?

news to me....

#1 is the C-word

i get the feeling the woman who made that, gets called a dumb stuck up C all the time......

**Noles12** · 07-09-2010, 04:11 AM

Haha every girl i have ever dated likes my boner. It comes in handy at times.

My girl was actually watching this show when i got home once and they acted out all of the things then had celebrity commentators talking about how they hated them all

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-09-2010, 04:50 AM

fuk i own nunchuks *faceplant*

**Knockout_Power** · 07-09-2010, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

fuk i own nunchuks *faceplant*

are those not a required item?

**Noles12** · 07-09-2010, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

fuk i own nunchuks *faceplant*

Damn that sucks. I usually facepalm rather than full blown faceplant. You must live a rough life

**Knockout_Power** · 07-09-2010, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Noles12

Damn that sucks. I usually facepalm rather than full blown faceplant. You must live a rough life

his nickname is Cherry DP, how bad could it be?

**Skully44420** · 07-09-2010, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by noles12

damn that sucks. I usually facepalm rather than full blown faceplant. You must live a rough life

lol....

**Older lifter** · 07-09-2010, 06:36 PM

^^^^^ arr, there's that AVI that always makes me laugh, how you been mate?

**cherrydrpepper** · 07-09-2010, 08:10 PM

you guys are hilarious

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I have a problem with #1... I will throw the "C" word out there in the middle of a fcuk session. I had one girl get so mad and stopped things and got dressed... if you are so set on turning a word into something so suppressive then Im not interested in you anyways. If its not used to demean someone, who cares what you say in the heat of the moment... If I tell you I want to eat your **** and it turns you off... so be it... find some other man to "perform oral stimulation" to you... chances are if he has the time to phrase it "politely" he isnt really wanting to anyways.

I'm pretty careful with this because basically im not a really kinky guy but one of the things I do is I make a girl say stuff during sex especially if we are having that angry sport f- sex . Anyway i just dont think girls find the c word arousing .. well they love saying another word for rooster but not the female c word. Jeez i really got to get laid .. If you really want to have great sex next time you are railing the s out of a girl make her say a bunch of crazy shit like f- my p- y it will blow both your minds. Even a good girl she might not say it at first but you get her oven cranked to 450 degrees she will say some crazy shit.

**collar** · 07-09-2010, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Abominator has this list on his refrigerator. Right next to his bank statement.

that really made me laugh.

**Bertuzzi** · 07-10-2010, 01:36 PM

#3 and #11 are bullshit!!

**scorpion62** · 07-10-2010, 05:07 PM

I have never done any of that,all I have to do is sell my van and I make the cut,she never said anything about liers so its cool

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