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What's the best way to make a chick clean up right?
1) Explain to her that all the shit don't always come out, and express the need for "rectal examining"
2) Option 1 with the offer to help with said examination
3) Hit it raw and hope for no UTI
4) Say F it and hit it with a condom
5) Lick it clean
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
Enema. Poop a couple hours prior.
"Even sexier than Siggy"
well, if you're like me and you like to slide the tongue in occassionally while going down on her.. try taking a hot tub run for foreplay
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You do an enema before every anal session with your girl?Originally Posted by ReX357
Wow, now that will take some convincing!
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Remind me never to swim in a hot-tub again. Maybe a personal bath would be acceptable but then you still have shit floating all around you in the bath water.
Isn't a shower more hygienic? Maybe I'm just a germaphobe. A germaphobe who likes Anal sex.
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hit it with a condom that way your covered despite what the chick does.
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I think this thread is going to get sh1tty reeaaal fast
you dudes are friggin sick!
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colt shower shot.
install a diverter where your shower head is.
slip it in, let it do the work. no mess to cleanup after.....
wanna know how i know?
Last edited by Nicotine; 07-17-2010 at 01:58 AM.
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Yeah that kind of defeats the purpose! I'm the one doing the shagging here, not the other way around! Otherwise... Yeah I can see how that might come in handy.colt shower shot.
install a diverter where your shower head is.
slip it in, let it do the work. no mess to cleanup after.....
wanna know how i know?
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so, stuff it in her then
dirt on your c0ck is gross...
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had shit dick once.....dont risk it. go get an enema for her...make her wash it out just before.
Listen to this advice...
Also....dont use a condom if she cleaned it its ok
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you cons have all the answers!had shit dick once.....dont risk it. go get an enema for her...make her wash it out just before.
Listen to this advice...
Also....dont use a condom if she cleaned it its ok
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and use gloves and KLube (or Jlube) when fisting.
it's better than crisco.
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that's it. I'm definately off this thread!
damn dude! you as bad as DSM
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Stick a hose up there and get her to wash out,,,,, then all clear for action
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this thread is a classic.
"3 stars and a sun"
weird threads are all around this forum lately.
Suspended or Banned either way gone!
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Nicotine basically took DSM's throne for a day
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Ok... I don't usually make posts like this... but I like to help brothers out..
With my girl it goes like this.... I bought her an anal-deuche. She uses it everytime before we have sex. (we tend to do a lot of anal...)
It cleans it out the ass-hole really nicely.
On top of that, if she deuches properly, you can interchange between the p*ssy and the ass, without *much* fear of a UTI. I honestly do it all the time. No issues. Just make sure your girl is diligent with her deuching abilities.
Finally.. regarding the clean up... (this is where training comes into play.) for my girl, after each round, she ALWAYS swallows. There are a couple of reasons I like this protocol:
a.) It means there is no nasty left over cum inside of her... which is just gnarly if it 1.) spills out onto the bed sheets later.... or 2.) if you f*ck her again, and feel that nasty goo already inside her!
b.) It's hot. and I feel like a porn-star. bahaha.
.... One thing to note, I trained my girl well. So after I dump a load into her mouth she just swallows it all... then goes to the bathroom, and brushes + mouth-wash.
After that I'll kiss her like 30 - 40 mins later, just to ensure sterility of the mouth
.... Sounds pretty weird I know. But our relationship works wonderful. And yah, just goes to show, that lots of anal is possibile in a relationship. You just need lots of tools (deuches/lubes/butt-plugs, etc.) and you need a girl who is committed to making you happy, and doing anything you tell her to.
-VM
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I mention it i get hit
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^^ bro look at my title right now. you're going to sh*t your pants.
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Awesome post Vitruvian!
I have a girl who is willing to do anything to please me. I got her into anal through lots of lube to begin with!
I just hate the shit dick. You've helped me a lot. Where do I get one of these anal deuches?
"Even sexier than Siggy"
what will they think of next... not into the out hole actioncolt shower shot.
install a diverter where your shower head is.
slip it in, let it do the work. no mess to cleanup after.....
wanna know how i know?
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Any sex store will carry them. These ones are good and cheap. like $20 and u can reuse it as long as you want.
Otherwise, you can also get 1-use disposable deuches from the local Walgreens or drug store. (they are sold for people with UTI's or other vaginal issues that need regular cleaning.)
-VM
"Even sexier than Siggy"
Cal needs an oral douche... the shit that comes out of there is just nasty
Any sex store will carry them. These ones are good and cheap. like $20 and u can reuse it as long as you want.
Otherwise, you can also get 1-use disposable deuches from the local Walgreens or drug store. (they are sold for people with UTI's or other vaginal issues that need regular cleaning.)
-VM
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Whats so great about a girls butthole..
The only times Ive thought it would be a hoot is when I was dating a slut and considered getting a friend to tag team her
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u have much to learn...
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Ok... I don't usually make posts like this... but I like to help brothers out..
With my girl it goes like this.... I bought her an anal-deuche. She uses it everytime before we have sex. (we tend to do a lot of anal...
It cleans it out the ass-hole really nicely.
On top of that, if she deuches properly, you can interchange between the p*ssy and the ass, without *much* fear of a UTI. I honestly do it all the time. No issues. Just make sure your girl is diligent with her deuching abilities.
Finally.. regarding the clean up... (this is where training comes into play.) for my girl, after each round, she ALWAYS swallows. There are a couple of reasons I like this protocol:
a.) It means there is no nasty left over cum inside of her... which is just gnarly if it 1.) spills out onto the bed sheets later.... or 2.) if you f*ck her again, and feel that nasty goo already inside her!
b.) It's hot. and I feel like a porn-star. bahaha.
.... One thing to note, I trained my girl well. So after I dump a load into her mouth she just swallows it all... then goes to the bathroom, and brushes + mouth-wash.
After that I'll kiss her like 30 - 40 mins later, just to ensure sterility of the mouth
.... Sounds pretty weird I know. But our relationship works wonderful. And yah, just goes to show, that lots of anal is possibile in a relationship. You just need lots of tools (deuches/lubes/butt-plugs, etc.) and you need a girl who is committed to making you happy, and doing anything you tell her to.
-VM
^^^ LMAO , great post
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Oh yes he does!!!!
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Nothing to it, but to do it
LOL... Has nobody paid any attention to the dudes junk in plain view on the box?colt shower shot.
install a diverter where your shower head is.
slip it in, let it do the work. no mess to cleanup after.....
wanna know how i know?
Last edited by stack_it; 07-17-2010 at 02:20 AM.
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holy crap, i didn't even notice it..time to edit that post b4 i get in shit....
at the same time, it wont edit everyones quotes...shit....
sorry admin...honest mistake.
Nothing to it, but to do it
The trick for me is to stick it in her mouth after her butt before I put it back in the v. That way she knows to keep it clean or she'll get a dirty mouth. Lol
I've actually done ATM a few times and it just makes me want to stop and just ask if she realizes where that just was but I just chuckle in my head and let her continue.
Nothing to it, but to do it
Lol I feel kind of weird that I was the first to notice.holy crap, i didn't even notice it..time to edit that post b4 i get in shit....
at the same time, it wont edit everyones quotes...shit....
sorry admin...honest mistake.
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Same happens to me too!I mention it i get hit
I do have a funny anal story. A guy I went to high school with went off to college the next fall. He found him a nice college slut right off and she wanted anal. This guy was a country boy and only been with 1 girl. He said Ok lets do it. Long story short he did it, and when he had to blow he pulled out real fast and the slut sprayed his dick, stomach, chest, and bed with about a gallon of watery shit.
Hes a monk now, lol (not really)
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Man, you guys are sick, twisted, and social unredeeming....In other words, my kind of scum. Keep up the good work.
Last edited by Shol'va; 07-17-2010 at 03:51 AM.
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I just stick it in. Shit happens.
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Cal is gonna be all over this thread like him on a fat chick.
WHere is that mofo??
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