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  1. 07-22-2010, 02:27 PM #1
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    How to propose to your girlfriend...

    A step by step guide as demonstrated by Edmonton Oilers forward Mike Comrie on girlfriend Hilary Duff...
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    Hey KP! Why was I thinking you were keeping a secret from us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Hey KP! Why was I thinking you were keeping a secret from us?
    Its true... Im a Vegetarian
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    Thats hilarious.. and the most awe inspiring invasion of privacy ive seen in a while
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    It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i dont think that is what she was doing. I think she was just caught in a compromising position.

    If she was doing that im sure the photographer would have snapped a few more of her in action
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noles12 View Post
    It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i dont think that is what she was doing. I think she was just caught in a compromising position.

    If she was doing that im sure the photographer would have snapped a few more of her in action
    Whatever...she was sucking him off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noles12 View Post
    It is funny but to tell you the truth, for her sake i hope shes a freak in bed. I think she was just choking on cawk.

    If she was a transgender im sure the photographer would have jumped in for a 3some

    ^^^^ corrections made, please omit the above thread for hating..
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    Yeah you hater lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Yeah you hater lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    My Pvssy's bigger than yours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    My Pvssy's bigger than yours!

    god, now I know whats for thanksgiving... its going to take a while to eat a pu$$y that big
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Thats hilarious.. and the most awe inspiring invasion of privacy ive seen in a while
    actually , it's been decided that stuff done on patio's and in open windows is not an invasion of privacy...crazy i know...but that is california law for ya...

    Thankfully NOT texas law
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    god, now I know whats for thanksgiving... its going to take a while to eat a pu$$y that big
    If the pilgrims had of feasted on this when they came over then everyone would be eatin Pvssy on Thanksgiving day.
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    I don't know. First off, they are very aware of the papparazzi. so they should be expecting all kinds of crazy crap from them. Second of all, their curtains were open. thirdly, if that is what she was really doing, it almost sounds voyeristic.

    People of celebrity, no matter how much they dislike it, have given up a certain amount of privacy. It's some kind of a weird trade off. Doens't make it right. It just is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    If the pilgrims had of feasted on this when they came over then everyone would be eatin Pvssy on Thanksgiving day.
    even you?
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    Those pics are money... love the captions..
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    This is how you do it

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVoAWSP7k4
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    That was so corny it was cool..
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    That asshole ruined it for every other guy. How the fvck does a regular guy compete with that?
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    [QUOTE=Standby;5276741]even you?[/QUOTE. I'll just give you my portion of it like I used to do with my brother with broccoli.
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    [QUOTE=Shol'va;5276867]
    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    even you?[/QUOTE. I'll just give you my portion of it like I used to do with my brother with broccoli.
    regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post

    regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.
    The only time I have ever been that close to it was when I was naked and coming out of pvssy. Wait that sounds perverted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post

    regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.
    lmfao to that one haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post

    The only time I have ever been that close to it was when I was naked and coming out of pvssy. Wait that sounds perverted.
    wow, most guys come out of te closet, you were lucky enough to come out of a pu$$y... I am jealous
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post

    wow, most guys come out of te closet, you were lucky enough to come out of a pu$$y... I am jealous
    The closet was way too crowded for me so I just stayed im my own womb.
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    [QUOTE=Shol'va;5277026]
    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post

    The closet was way too crowded for me so I just stayed im my own womb.
    I had the luck of being a testtube baby in a lab... the good thing was they gave me a womb with a view...
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    why is this shit reverse quoting us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    why is this shit reverse quoting us?
    It's gone deslexic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post

    I had the luck of being a testtube baby in a lab... the good thing was they gave me a womb with a view...
    I guess its better than being the first full term abortion that lived walking around with a coat hanger to the head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post

    I guess its better than being the first full term abortion that lived walking around with a coat hanger to the head.
    yah, talk about mortal kombat finishing moves gone wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by knockout_power View Post

    yah, talk about mortal kombat finishing moves gone wrong

    finish him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post

    regardless of sexual preference, everyone must love eating pu$$y.... Im pretty sure its the reason it was invented.
    I'm on that team.. I'm a pu$$y eating fool.. I looooooves me some pu@@say!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post

    I'm on that team.. I'm a pu$$y eating fool.. I looooooves me some pu@@say!!
    can I get an Amen!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    That asshole ruined it for every other guy. How the fvck does a regular guy compete with that?
    Kick his ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooomoto View Post
    Kick his ass.
    yah, it doesnt look like it would be that difficult.
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