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    GF says my semen tastes like Windex

    I'm two weeks into my nolvadex/clomid PCT. Everything is going great, libido is great, keeping my gains, shedding some water. The only thing is that my GF says my semen has a chemical or Windex taste to it. My diet hasn't changed other than I'm eating more than I was while on cycle.

    Anyone heard of this?

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    she told me the same thing, it's probably in her mind.




    sorry I couldn't resist. I've never heard of that.

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    LOL @ Big.

    I have never heard that from my chick either. Try drinking some pineapple juice my girl swears it makes a difference or there is always option B. Put it a little farther down so she cant taste it. LOL

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    Eat pineapple. problem solved. Well, her problem anyway.

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    You just going to take her word for it or taste it yourself to confirm...?

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    lol, pineapple will do the trick

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    ehhh....maybe a dumb question....but how does she know what windex tastes like? She drink alot of it??!!

    I know I know.....sorry


    I have never heard of this either. Weird.

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    Tell her to plug her nose?

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    another thought... it could be her. Sometimes what a woman takes can change her sense of smell/taste. Antibiotics and hormones (pill) are the first two that come to mind.

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    Certin medication Can change all you fluids, some antibiotics can make your piss orange and stink. Some vitamens do the same thing. But yah I dont know.

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    asparagus makes my piss stink.....not sure about my little ones.....

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    drink a bottle of vinegar itll clean your body out and your stale semen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2_slow_5.0 View Post
    LOL @ Big.

    I have never heard that from my chick either. Try drinking some pineapple juice my girl swears it makes a difference or there is always option B. Put it a little farther down so she cant taste it. LOL
    This. Or apple juice... And, tell her if she gargles it'll make her teeth whiter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nooomoto View Post
    my GF says my semen has a chemical or Windex taste to it.
    i would have put a deep thought look on my face and said damn, your the 3rd one to tell me that this week.

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    LMMFAO!!!!! dude... ive never heard of this in my life. im sorry but you definitely made my night. just pound the pineapple juice like people say... if that doesnt help... well.... too bad for her then. lol. shes the one putting it in her mouth..... maybe this is why my women hate me hahahaha!

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    good thread
    Last edited by SuperBird; 08-20-2010 at 08:53 PM.

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    i told my girlfriend about this particular thread last night. and she said what is windex? and i said if your ass helped me clean around here even once youd know. shes lucky when i clean im content looking at her cute ass laying around in little bitty booty shorts and barbie tank. anyhow she said mine tastes sweet and awwww i love you baby, i was going to drink pineapple juice all day long today for YOU.

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    This thread just made my night! LOL

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    TBSP of honey works

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    not exactly what I expected to read in a PCT thread but good entertainment none the less......

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    wow this thread still going? LOL How did things work out for you anyways Nooomoto?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big View Post
    she told me the same thing, it's probably in her mind.




    sorry I couldn't resist. I've never heard of that.
    That is awesome

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