My girl, a real hardbody... with pics

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 11:08 AM

Heres my girl, solid body on her and she doesnt talk much. Got her when she was about 4oz, now she's 9 and weighs close to 10lbs.

Red-footed tortoise from central america

**zimmy** · 08-10-2010, 11:10 AM

holy crap...I got a red ear slider....got worried that it was gonna get that big for a second

**peachfuzz** · 08-10-2010, 11:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 11:13 AM

nah, turtles like that dont get more than 4-5lbs I think...

mine is almost full size, maybe get 20% bigger but over the next decade.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by peachfuzz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

wow, he looks and sounds like me, and the female has the same unimpressed look as the women Ive been with

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-10-2010, 11:23 AM

Does he say wow when hes boning

Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Does he say wow when hes boning

Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.

same applies for women... one girl I was with I had to stop 69'ing with cause if she came before I did she had a tendency to bite down really frikken hard.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Does he say wow when hes boning

Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.

thats would be cool, but Ive heard they carry a lot of diseases.

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-10-2010, 12:29 PM

yeah ive heard most reptiles and armadillos carry deseases that can kill you

**HawaiianPride.** · 08-10-2010, 12:32 PM

I've got a red-eared slider as well. Had it for 13 years. KP is right, probably about 4-5lbs. She's my baby too. Only girl I've never had an issue with.

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

yeah ive heard most reptiles and armadillos carry deseases that can kill you

sounds like the girls from my home town

**vanduhl** · 08-10-2010, 12:35 PM

KP your an identical twin of this guy that goes to my gym....wow thats fukkin creepy

**Times Roman** · 08-10-2010, 12:37 PM

bearded dragon is as close as i get.... 18" long

**Hazard** · 08-10-2010, 12:37 PM

I got one of these.....

but he's currently only about this big.....

~Haz~

**Hazard** · 08-10-2010, 12:49 PM

Used to own one of these.....

~Haz~

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-10-2010, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Heres my girl, solid body on her and she doesnt talk much. Got her when she was about 4oz, now she's 9 and weighs close to 10lbs.

Red-footed tortoise from central america

Originally Posted by Hazard

I got one of these.....
~Haz~

So I guess having a tortoise is a prerequisite to looking really, really really rediculously jacked

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

sounds like the girls from my home town

hahahaha

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

sounds like the girls from my home town

Hamilton? St Johns?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by vanduhl

KP your an identical twin of this guy that goes to my gym....wow thats fukkin creepy

tell him Im sorry he was born so ugly... and about not getting laid.

**DSM4Life** · 08-10-2010, 03:25 PM

I have a lizard. Anyone wanna pet it ?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I have a lizard. Anyone wanna pet it ?

Originally Posted by Times Roman

bearded dragon is as close as i get.... 18" long

god I hope these guys arent talking about the same thing...

**MotoLifter** · 08-10-2010, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

tell him Im sorry he was born so ugly... and about not getting laid.

you sure this thread wasnt just a trick to put up a pic of the guns?!?!? hmmmmmm????

Moto

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by MotoLifter

you sure this thread wasnt just a trick to put up a pic of the guns?!?!? hmmmmmm????

Moto

according to Stanby, I look tiny in the pic, so if that were the case, massive FAIL

PS- wasent flexed, now that I think of it, I should have

**AlphaGenetics** · 08-10-2010, 04:16 PM

I hear turtles live a long time. Sounds like a good pet.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics

I hear turtles live a long time. Sounds like a good pet.

yah, this species is good for about 3 decades, but some have been recorded going on 50 years... I wont be around then

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Hamilton? St Johns?

im not a newfie....

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

im not a newfie....

Ive stated this before... everything east of alberta is newfoundland... now put down that bottle of screetch.

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Ive stated this before... everything east of alberta is newfoundland... now put down that bottle of screetch.

newfie screech.....too week for my ALBERTA stomach

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

newfie screech.....too week for my ALBERTA stomach

Nice try, we all know the newfies 2nd home is Ft Mac...

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:21 PM

i really like your tortoise asshole

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Nice try, we all know the newfies 2nd home is Ft Mac...

Yah I just finished workin up there for a year........ise the bye

**Knockout_Power** · 08-10-2010, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i really like your tortoise's asshole and would love to lick it some time...

thats just fukken sick man... Im not bringing her now.

**Stigmata101** · 08-10-2010, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i really like your tortoise asshole, is it OK if I do ATM with it?

you really are sick

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

thats just fukken sick man... Im not bringing her now.

where you really gunna bring her? cause if you are i wanna see her. i want a tortoise as a pet pretty bad

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:36 PM

and to clear all this fixing my quote stuff up lmao its good i like it but i called KP asshole because in the other thread he said we could call him chris or asshole lol

**Hoggage_54** · 08-10-2010, 05:38 PM

Where's stack when we need him

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

Where's stack when we need him

Lmao. To make kp fat or not to make kp fat? That is the question.

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lmao. To make kp fat or not to make kp fat? That is the question.

i think he would appreciate it more if you made him smaller since he was crying about me saying he was smaller lol

**stack_it** · 08-10-2010, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i think he would appreciate it more if you made him smaller since he was crying about me saying he was smaller lol

That takes a little more work. I'll have to wait til I'm by my laptop.

**Diamond*K** · 08-10-2010, 06:10 PM

awwwwwww........

n u wonder y u dont get laid lol

**Standby** · 08-10-2010, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by Diamond*K

awwwwwww........

n u wonder y u dont get laid lol

omfg ouch KP ouch man sorry this had to happen

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