What is the proper response to "you're getting bigger"?

[Dan111]

Seriously...do you say "thanks"? Or do you say "you're getting fatter"? Or what?

Because it isn't necessarily a compliment, it's more of a statement.

Reason I ask is because at my job there's about 60 employees and I am, by far, the most "in shape". (no e-brag) Everyone else is pretty much overweight or underweight and hardly anybody actually works out. So every now and then I'll get comments from my fellow co-workers and I don't know wtf to respond with.

One time someone made the statement, "dude, you're getting big", and so I decided to say "thanks" and I was all:



























and then the person goes "I wasn't complimenting you, I was just sayin'"...so to their response, I was all:




































So I'm sure you guys have been presented with this...what do you say??

I'm looking forward to your responses, whether serious or not...

[jbm]

my reply would be, you need to wear glasses!

[HawaiianPride.]

3 words... "Not big enough"

I use that to every single person that compliments my physique. And if it's someone bigger than me, it's "just trying to catch up to you".

[Dan111]

oh nice, lol, I like that response, I shall use it in the future

[NVR2BIG1]

I just say "I'm trying, thanks" I dont play it up too much, but I do thank them

[numbat]

the less said around co-workers the better

[PC650]

3 words... "Not big enough"

I use that to every single person that compliments my physique. And if it's someone bigger than me, it's "just trying to catch up to you".

yep i say the exact same thing

[stevey_6t9]

i say thanks, its now 10 inches long

[jbm]

don't look at my crotch.....

[Nicotine]

it's either

"not big enuff"

or

"thanks, my new training and diet are insane" - which is true.

[vanduhl]

"no, youre getting smaller"

[goodlifting]

i say thanks, its now 10 inches long

around.

[stevey_6t9]

around.

think about it.

[DSM4Life]

[MaNiCC]

Would definately going with "Not big enough"

[Stigmata101]

^ x2.

[D3m3nt3d]

I just usually say thanks I've been doing kegels.

[vanduhl]

I just usually say thanks I've been doing kegels.

yeah but who would ever say to you that your getting bigger?

[D3m3nt3d]

yeah but who would ever say to you that your getting bigger?

Girls that routinely see my penis.

[scorpion62]

Iam trying hard thanks

[vanduhl]

Girls that routinely see my penis.

. . . "routinely"

[MaNiCC]

What about " you aint seen nothing yet"

[SnaX]

"You should see the sh!ts I take"

Is it "Take" a sh!t? or "Lay" a sh!t?

More of the gray area to be explored!

[Dan111]

"you should see the shits I lay"

LOL, wtf...I'll probably try this out and see how it plays over

[LGM]

don't look at my crotch.....

I use this one almost every time... Except at church.

[Stigmata101]

I use this one almost every time... Except at church.

priests like it when you tell them their getting bigger

[Flagg]

I would say "steroids" and then wait for them to walk off awkwardly.

[LGM]

I would say "steroids" and then wait for them to walk off awkwardly.

Lol... Might have to use that.

[arshigtx]

neg them irl

wait wut

[Knockout_Power]

If its a guy, I kindly ask them not to stare at me when at the urinals and if its a girl, I simply reply... thanx for noticing, cause he's noticing you too...

[HitIt]

"thanks, i'm due in april".....or "not now chief, I'm in the fvcking zone"

[Knockout_Power]

If they are referring to my gut I always drop the ..." its a baby elephants head, want to see his trunk?"

[Dan111]

I would say "steroids" and then wait for them to walk off awkwardly.

If you said that and then stared at them like this:





that would be perfect...I think I will try this

neg them irl

wait wut

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[spoken_truth]

If you said that and then stared at them like this:





that would be perfect...I think I will try this





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hahahah...thinken about that statement and that pic just made me almost piss my pants haha

[zaggahamma]

If they werent being complimentary then they shouldnt have been opening their pie hole to begin with...do you have access to their coffee

[G4R]

If its not really a question, I guess they shouldnt really expect an answer.

Co-worker: "You're getting bigger."
You: "My cat has spots...."

[Hazard]

I just say "I'm trying, thanks" I dont play it up too much, but I do thank them

This is what I go with.....

~Haz~

[calgarian]

Girls that routinely see my penis.

one in a million????

[calgarian]

i just say thats not the only thing getting bigger and walk away....

[Dan111]

If its not really a question, I guess they shouldnt really expect an answer.

Co-worker: "You're getting bigger."
You: "My cat has spots...."

ahahaha!! awesome