Vomiting after/during sex?

**OSUPatrick** · 08-15-2010, 08:13 AM

A few days ago I came home from the gym and my girl wants it, so I oblige and four or five seconds after I blow a huge load (Thanks clomi) I toss cookies all over the place? It came on unexpected no warning just like it was an instinct. Never happen before or since. WTF?

**HitIt** · 08-15-2010, 08:27 AM

At least they didn't occur simultaneously.

**Stigmata101** · 08-15-2010, 08:39 AM

what position were you in

**ReX357** · 08-15-2010, 08:47 AM

Did you vomit the cookies on her cookie?

**DSM4Life** · 08-15-2010, 08:52 AM

I only vomit on reverse cowgirl.

**OSUPatrick** · 08-15-2010, 09:29 AM

Her legs were on my shoulders her arms wrapped around my neck she was swinging. I had her by the hips. I'm done shes been done I set her on the bed then puke Banana shake all over the floor.

No worries she cleaned it up.

**OSUPatrick** · 08-15-2010, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I only vomit on reverse cowgirl.

DSM after my three years on here i think it is safe to say you have never done reverse cowGIRL?

**Stigmata101** · 08-15-2010, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by OSUPatrick

Her legs were on my shoulders her arms wrapped around my neck she was swinging. I had her by the hips. I'm done shes been done I set her on the bed then puke Banana shake all over the floor.

No worries she cleaned it up.

sounds like you got yourself a good woman

**HawaiianPride.** · 08-15-2010, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Stigmata101

sounds like you got yourself a good woman

I agree. Bang her, puke, then make her clean it up. Solid relationship you have going there........

**vanduhl** · 08-15-2010, 09:50 AM

Originally Posted by HawaiianPride.

I agree. Bang her, puke, then make her clean it up. Solid relationship you have going there........

x2 bigtime

**DSM4Life** · 08-15-2010, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by OSUPatrick

DSM after my three years on here i think it is safe to say you have never done reverse cowGIRL?

reverse cowboy ?

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-15-2010, 11:51 AM

sounds kinda hot

pics?

**Hoggage_54** · 08-15-2010, 02:17 PM

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-15-2010, 02:24 PM

ewww nasty it was a joke dude lol

**D3m3nt3d** · 08-15-2010, 04:42 PM

I fvcked in a car one time and got so hot afterwards I puked. I dunno, i'm chlostrophobic (sp), so I'm sure that had something to do with it.

**jbm** · 08-15-2010, 05:03 PM

lot's of loads you got there bro!

**Knockout_Power** · 08-15-2010, 08:52 PM

she doesnt look like one of Cal's girls does she?

**jbm** · 08-15-2010, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

she doesnt look like one of Cal's girls does she?

**vanduhl** · 08-15-2010, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by OSUPatrick

A few days ago I came home from the gym and my girl wants it, so I oblige and four or five seconds after I blow a huge load (Thanks clomi) I toss cookies all over the place? It came on unexpected no warning just like it was an instinct. Never happen before or since. WTF?

is that ur girl in your avy? . . good work if it is

**lovbyts** · 08-15-2010, 09:25 PM

Did her paper bag fall off? Next time double bag just in case the fist one comes off.

OK there has been threads about puking when working out. You had probably just pushed yourself to the point where you body was in survival mode and it evacuated the stomach. It's normal and Im sure during sex you are more likely to keep going until completion than you would normally due to logic telling you to stop but now you are thinking with the little head since all the blood has drained out of the brain.

**calgarian** · 08-16-2010, 10:34 AM

dude u r pregnant......

**calgarian** · 08-16-2010, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

she doesnt look like one of Cal's girls does she?

u r a mofo

she was just vertically challenged .....thats all ..wait which one u r talking abt?

**AlphaGenetics** · 08-16-2010, 01:33 PM

If you over exerted yourself this is normal. Try doing more cardio.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-16-2010, 01:48 PM

maybe your peehole was blocked and you puked jizz.

**collar** · 08-16-2010, 08:40 PM

you need to work on your cardio.

**Kato** · 08-16-2010, 08:49 PM

yeah, is ur diet in check and did you reach ur natty potential before you stated f u c k in?

sex, just like steroids, can kill!!! be safe brolly!

**OSUPatrick** · 08-17-2010, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Kato

yeah, is ur diet in check and did you reach ur natty potential before you stated f u c k in?

sex, just like steroids, can kill!!! be safe brolly!

Diet in check Just hammered down lunch
1 can tuna
3 HB eggs
cyan pepper
2 rice cakes
apple sauce

SEX? that did not happen until after high school. I grew 9"in about 18mo I was a late bloomer but now at 6'4" I'm good to go.

**OSUPatrick** · 08-17-2010, 11:06 AM

I'll put up some more pics later. (of her)

**Jiggy902** · 08-22-2010, 07:23 PM

I took a ol girl home one time. She was giving me head and im needed to stop and puke. After i got sick she didnt want to continue.. ****ing newbie.\ Once i was drunk and went back to this ol plumpers house. felt dirty that night. I remember her puss had a somewhat citrus taste. Woke up to a 4 year old staring at me with a pickle in her mouth at 6am (her kid). so i put my shirt on and got out.... looked in the mirror when i got home... blood all over the colar... the ol girl was on the rag and never said a thing to me...

I guess i got my protein for the night

**tonythetiger1988** · 08-22-2010, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

LMFAO!!!! wrong on sooo many levels hahahahahaha

**Ishallnocheatmyself** · 08-25-2010, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Jiggy902

I took a ol girl home one time. She was giving me head and im needed to stop and puke. After i got sick she didnt want to continue.. ****ing newbie.\ Once i was drunk and went back to this ol plumpers house. felt dirty that night. I remember her puss had a somewhat citrus taste. Woke up to a 4 year old staring at me with a pickle in her mouth at 6am (her kid). so i put my shirt on and got out.... looked in the mirror when i got home... blood all over the colar... the ol girl was on the rag and never said a thing to me...

I guess i got my protein for the night

MOTHER ****A U SICK!

I think its prob cause im over weight abit and haven't done much cardio but when i hit it i hit it like im trying to kill it no slow mo shit. Shes done after 5-10 mins, me about 30ish but after i feel almost sick never to the puke point but i could drink 3 gallons of water and eat a cake and feel shakey,

side note, ive never puked but almost puked on (deep throat wanna be clearly.)

**HitIt** · 08-26-2010, 11:18 AM

**Necrosaro** · 08-26-2010, 11:58 AM

^ Common really....thats terrible

**HitIt** · 08-26-2010, 12:40 PM

but it fits the OP's title so well

**DaMann** · 08-26-2010, 02:24 PM

No offense, but throwing up is pretty disgusting. I guess she truly loves you if she cleaned it up....

**cherrydrpepper** · 08-27-2010, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by HitIt

this thread just went from ****ing hilarious to ****ing redonkulusly hilarious

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