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    Machete

    Originally starting out as a fake trailer for Planet Terror, Rodreguiz is now going ahead and turning this into an actual film.

    Movie of 2010???

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

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    I want to see it. I have heard nothing but good reviews... so far anyways.

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    Been looking forward to it since I found out it was happening. Thought about seeing it this weekend but went to see Piranha 3D instead since Im not sure how much longer its going to be playing. Piranha is fvckin good times by the way!

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    Has a great cast & crew. Looks good.

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    funny segal wldnt do expendables but is doing machete

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    Dam that looks like crazy azz movie . Might have to see this one .

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRT2010 View Post
    funny segal wldnt do expendables but is doing machete
    haha ya van damne wouldnt do it either, but thas only cause sly told him he'd have to get beatin up by jet li in it...had me cracken up when i heard that

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoken_truth View Post
    haha ya van damne wouldnt do it either, but thas only cause sly told him he'd have to get beatin up by jet li in it...had me cracken up when i heard that
    that would have been great

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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild View Post
    that would have been great
    lol im sayin...would have loved to see that

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    It was ok. Seagal plays a fvcking mexican which is wierd. Hes white and doesnt look mexican at all. Theres one part where all the mexicans are driving lowriders led by machete. It was pretty stupid. You get to see lindsey lohans crack head tits though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    It was ok. Seagal plays a fvcking mexican which is wierd. Hes white and doesnt look mexican at all. Theres one part where all the mexicans are driving lowriders led by machete. It was pretty stupid. You get to see lindsey lohans crack head tits though.
    my buddy on facebook said it was "f'n awesome" he is a mexican! haa

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoken_truth View Post
    haha ya van damne wouldnt do it either, but thas only cause sly told him he'd have to get beatin up by jet li in it...had me cracken up when i heard that
    sounds about right, he got beat up by his bodyguard mouthin him off in a bar.

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    i love the end, they just f*cked with the wrong mexican lol...

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    Awesome movie, a must see!!!... expect nothing going in and its action start to finish... delightfullly tacky in all the right ways

    And Haz, lots of hot spanish ass!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Awesome movie, a must see!!!... expect nothing going in and its action start to finish... delightfullly tacky in all the right ways

    And Haz, lots of hot spanish ass!!!!
    I was gunna wait until it came out on dvd but I may now hafta go see it..... wish it was in 3d so those spanish asses would be in my face

    ~Haz~

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    sounds very good

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    dang now i really wana see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Awesome movie, a must see!!!... expect nothing going in and its action start to finish... delightfullly tacky in all the right ways

    And Haz, lots of hot spanish ass!!!!
    Gotta love that Spanish Ass!

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    looks great, will be seeing it this weekend

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