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    Tastes like water

    How do you tell a girl she needs to do a better job if it doesn't taste like Fiji water but instead tastes like some shit I had in Mexico out the tap?

    And second what can a girl do to fix that? Cause I like this girl and it better be nice. TY.

    Yes I had to start a new thread lets get that comment out of the way face palm blah blah yeah ok thanks guys

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    tell her to douch it up. or tell her to go get tested if they smell lol

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    Double face palm yeah I didn't predict that one thanks Hoggage appreciate that move .. that dik move

    PC650 fair advice. I wonder how i'll broach the convo though.. oh well i'll figure something out

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    How do you tell a girl she needs to do a better job if it doesn't taste like Fiji water but instead tastes like some shit I had in Mexico out the tap?

    And second what can a girl do to fix that? Cause I like this girl and it better be nice. TY.

    Yes I had to start a new thread lets get that comment out of the way face palm blah blah yeah ok thanks guys
    u sure it was a girl cause given what I know abt u, u will lick a dick and then create a thread asking "was it right to do it?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u sure it was a girl cause given what I know abt u, u will lick a dick and then create a thread asking "was it right to do it?"
    priceless lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    How do you tell a girl she needs to do a better job if it doesn't taste like Fiji water but instead tastes like some shit I had in Mexico out the tap?

    And second what can a girl do to fix that? Cause I like this girl and it better be nice. TY.

    Yes I had to start a new thread lets get that comment out of the way face palm blah blah yeah ok thanks guys


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    How do you tell a girl she needs to do a better job if it doesn't taste like Fiji water but instead tastes like some shit I had in Mexico out the tap?

    And second what can a girl do to fix that? Cause I like this girl and it better be nice. TY.

    Yes I had to start a new thread lets get that comment out of the way face palm blah blah yeah ok thanks guys



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    Tell her to wash down there

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    This is truly a helpful site. No lie.

    http://smellyvagina.org/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post


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    Holy classic !

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    wow you too DSM.. I expect it out of the rest of these Jabronis

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    thats a lot of facepalms

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    I have a good idea, tell her her pu$$y stinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics View Post
    I have a good idea, tell her her pu$$y stinks.
    he cant.....thats the only pvssy he got in 2 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    he cant.....thats the only pvssy he got in 2 years
    For ur information Ive tagged and bagged two hand grenades and im about to get on a sexy american airlines girl all in the last month

    I might pass the hand grenades your way.. i know you have a special fetish for those .. smiley - winkey face! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    For ur information Ive tagged and bagged two hand grenades and im about to get on a sexy american airlines girl all in the last month

    I might pass the hand grenades your way.. i know you have a special fetish for those .. smiley - winkey face! lol
    ha ha.....if i start talking abt every one I tag b/w me and dukkit we can beat post whore thread.....so i will let u have ur moment.....enjoy. Not in the pick on CD mood today.

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    Good cause im about to go kayaking with my gay friend Randall and I need my chi in the right place to enjoy the nature and shit lol

    Cals like an italian mafia head he only leaves to go from here to there

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    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"

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    Quote Originally Posted by pistolstarta View Post
    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"
    lmao!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"
    haha that made me smile

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    Sometimes you have to take one for the team!

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    Get a hotel room with a jacuzzi .

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"
    oh my g dude that made me laugh

    I don't know why I came in this forum thinking any of you jabronis would know shit about vagina anyway

    For the record had my second date with her and I really like her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"
    Thats so fvkin funny.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dont wanna be old View Post
    Get a hotel room with a jacuzzi .

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    Bump !

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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    get her and a few of her friends in a room and say everyone with a lovely clean vagina raise your hand and when she raises hers grab it and say "not so fast sweetheart"
    That's pure comedy

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    Fill her vagina with barley and hops and spring water to go with that yeast infection and brew a nice pilsner to share with your friends

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