how do i make hgh

[low T]

Hello everyone. I'm new to this site and I hope i'm posting this question in the right section. I'm new to chemicals and i'm looking for as many details as possible about how to make hgh or where I can learn (ie. books and classes). Thank you very much.

[HawaiianPride.]

Yes wrong section and I"ll have it moved for you.

List your stats for further advice

age
weight
height
bf
cycle experience
training experience (consistently)
goals with this HGH plan you have in mind

[SlimmerMe]

Welcome...
do you mean how to re-constitute?
the hgh forum has more hgh members so you might post there too
also: please post your stats too....

[lovbyts]

It's great to see kids who are posting with such high goals and knowledge. We really do need as many cellular Biology and engineers as we can get who have a good working understanding of how to work with live cells.

[supe3]

Hello everyone. I'm new to this site and I hope i'm posting this question in the right section. I'm new to chemicals and i'm looking for as many details as possible about how to make hgh or where I can learn (ie. books and classes). Thank you very much.

I think they teach you how to do that in Jr college, dont they?

[lovbyts]

I think they teach you how to do that in Jr college, dont they?

I learned in Pre Chemistry but that was back when we had to extract it from cadavers so we did most of our work at night grave robbing or visiting the mortuary if we had a good in with the manager.

[big_ron]

Sorry hgh isnt just somthing you can make, not like brewing AAS

[lovbyts]

Sorry hgh isnt just somthing you can make, not like brewing AAS

Hey don't discourage him. He may well end up going into that field and be our #1 source. Those of us who encourage him hopefully get discounts.

[letstrain]

Hey don't discourage him. He may well end up going into that field and be our #1 source. Those of us who encourage him hopefully get discounts.

pmsl, to funny, oh you got to love it

[carbo]

You'll need a bunch of e.coli and hgh inocolum. Happy cultivating!

[ScotchGuard02]

It's a lot cheaper to just buy it. The equipment you need will probably exceed your budget.

[Bonaparte]

You mean a multi-million dollar lab and a team of biochemists? Yeah, that would exceed anyone's personal use budget...

[tembe]

LOL great comments

[Matt]

You mean a multi-million dollar lab and a team of biochemists? Yeah, that would exceed anyone's personal use budget...

Bingo...

Enough said...

[SlimmerMe]

hey LOWT....where did you go? come back.....

were you talking about making hgh from scratch? or once you have the hgh powder and want to know how to mix it up? BIG DIFFERENCE!!! let us know.....

and when you do return, please post your stats like age...weight...and goals..thanks!

[dosXX]

You want to make some HGH huh? Well what ever you do don't forget to buy a BIG pharmaceutical company with your vials. this is crucial.

[Times Roman]

start with something easy...............
like learn how to make Kool-aide first

[BigJuice777]

Cucumbers, tomatoes, peppers, lemon juice and salt and pepper. mix that up, let it sit a couple days... and bingo = hgh. I would recommend this taken orally.

Good luck.

[SlimmerMe]

BUMP for LOWT to come back and defend himself!!! either he is a mad scientist which could come in handy when he has his first batch....or...he needs to post his stats and learn how to re-constitute! WHERE ARE YOU LOWT????

COME OUT!!! We are all waiting for someone to be a basement alchemist!!! This could be a dream come true!!! a WIN/WIN!!!

[sfour_tay]

BUMP for LOWT to come back and defend himself!!! either he is a mad scientist which could come in handy when he has his first batch....or...he needs to post his stats and learn how to re-constitute! WHERE ARE YOU LOWT????

COME OUT!!! We are all waiting for someone to be a basement alchemist!!! This could be a dream come true!!! a WIN/WIN!!!

props to you slimmer for really trying to help and not flame.

i think either he decided to read more and realized what type of question he asked ......or he made a bunch of growth and doesnt need us any more

[SlimmerMe]

props to you slimmer for really trying to help and not flame.

i think either he decided to read more and realized what type of question he asked ......or he made a bunch of growth and doesnt need us any more

THANKS!!! appreciate it...it was his first post....he might have run off with a barrel full and left us in the dust!

[Times Roman]

that would be cool.... wholesale to his mates here at the board for $1/IU?????????????????????????????

[boxin23]

im so glad i read this entire thread.....i needed the laugh.

[SlimmerMe]

im so glad i read this entire thread.....i needed the laugh.

me too! I love a thread like this..but..I am sincere when I say this: wish LowT would return.....with the goods!

[Dont wanna be old]

I thought HGH was first harvested from cadavers ?

Cadaver-GH was approved for treatment of GHD from the 60's to the 80's. Cadaver-GH is formed by purifying GH from the pituitary glands of cadavers. However, in the 80's, researchers discovered that Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) can be transfered from cadavers to Cadaver-GH users, and its use was discontinued.

I would say if you want to make your own GH get a job at the morgue .

[SlimmerMe]

I thought HGH was first harvested from cadavers ?

Cadaver-GH was approved for treatment of GHD from the 60's to the 80's. Cadaver-GH is formed by purifying GH from the pituitary glands of cadavers. However, in the 80's, researchers discovered that Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD) can be transfered from cadavers to Cadaver-GH users, and its use was discontinued.

I would say if you want to make your own GH get a job at the morgue .

At first I thought....what a serious response...then ....LOL!

[low T]

Hey guys. I've been out of town for a funeral. I understand that this will cost a lot of money but cost wont be an issue. I know it is way cheaper to buy it and probably not worth my time to make it but i'm still interested in the science. I remember reading a few years ago about a guy who wrote a book in prison and it taught how to make hgh. Does this sound familiar to anyone. If not what classes should i take. And could you guys tell me where to post my stats. I clicked on my profile at the top right and it tells me I can't access that page. Thanks guys.

[SlimmerMe]

Hey guys. I've been out of town for a funeral. I understand that this will cost a lot of money but cost wont be an issue. I know it is way cheaper to buy it and probably not worth my time to make it but i'm still interested in the science. I remember reading a few years ago about a guy who wrote a book in prison and it taught how to make hgh. Does this sound familiar to anyone. If not what classes should i take. And could you guys tell me where to post my stats. I'm not to good with computers. Thanks guys.

Thrilled you plan to make HGH! Are you a scientist? Are you serious about making HGH? My hat is off to you if so..and we do await your first batch..man oh man you have a built in customer base ready to roll.

When you post your stats there are 2 ways. Post on your profile. Also post stats at the start of a thread so the members can refer to your stats..would be ideal to get the ball rolling.

GLAD YOU CAME BACK! thought you ran away! If anything else, you have created a barrel of laughs!
Sorry to hear why you left for awhile...hope you are fine.

[Ashop]

You would need to be a real good chemist,,,a lab and access to quite a few things to produce HGH.

[matt77]

Hey guys. I've been out of town for a funeral. I understand that this will cost a lot of money but cost wont be an issue. I know it is way cheaper to buy it and probably not worth my time to make it but i'm still interested in the science. I remember reading a few years ago about a guy who wrote a book in prison and it taught how to make hgh. Does this sound familiar to anyone. If not what classes should i take. And could you guys tell me where to post my stats. I clicked on my profile at the top right and it tells me I can't access that page. Thanks guys.

Hey Low T, With about $250,000 and atleast a chemistry degree would get you started. Graduate level classes and a half million would be better though!

[jimmy79]

Hi low T. (excuse the pun)

You make HGH by making recombinant DNA molecules.

Before you start making any HGH please read ALL the guidelines: http://oba.od.nih.gov/rdna/nih_guidelines_oba.html

You would probably like to stay up to date with all the latest news: http://oba.od.nih.gov/rdna/news_events_oba.html

Here is the run-down: http://www.freepatentsonline.com/5633352.html

and here is a very nice power point presentation: http://batzerlab.lsu.edu/Hum_Mol_Gen...ary_9_2010.ppt

Hope this helps you. Are you going to give everyone here discount on your first batch?

/j

[OldManRiver]

Obviously this member has got bigger balls than all of us! (or a tinsy head) Regardless, i'll now be keeping tabs on this guy. More power to ya LowT!

[jimmy79]

I forgot to mention the text books :-) http://biowww.net/biobooks_1_recombinant-dna.html

/j

[supe3]

Are you going to give everyone here discount on your first batch?

/j

I will be skipping his first batch, if your still around after that maybe then I will join in the fun.

And here I thought HGH was made by aliens from the future.

[Big n' Swoll]

I'll take it I ain't scared, I love being a lab rat. I actually thought he was talking about reconstituting it.

[Affliction357]

I'll take it I ain't scared, I love being a lab rat. I actually thought he was talking about reconstituting it.

lol,ok man.How about you be a lab rat for some insulin