workout partner was on one of the end treadmills and i was on the opposite end because it was a busy time of day at my gym. he had been having really bad gas throughout our sets, but when we were running he ripped a huge fart that drifted all the way down to my end...there were 5 people in between us and all of them looked over in his direction and grimaced...a woman next to me even stopped mid workout and asked me if i smelled anything funny. i told her i could smell it too, and she started to complain...i never knew that a fart could smell so damn terrible until a whiff of it almost made me tear up. it wasn't til after we were finished with cardio he asked me if i smelled anything while running and i realized that it was him who ruined 5 other peoples runs with that bomb...ridiculous, but funny that it actually made it down to my end with enough strength to get the woman off the 'mill. just thought i would share this classy story with everyone
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