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  1. 10-08-2010, 02:04 PM #1
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    On a lighter note!

    I have been eating a lot of protein as i have been training hard and everything, you know chicken,eggs,rice ect and man i have been gassy i mean i did a dutch oven on my lady the other night lol so hard i almost cryed ,,, good times any how just wanted to post up some thing with out all the seriousness of some of my other post. Take care every one.
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    protein farts are bad....it smells like poop....plus if u r on DNP u stink too.....
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    oh gawd yes..... protein is supposed to make ur jizz taste bad too..... maybe thats why the wife hasn't taken a load in her mouth since I got back into bodybuilding

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    Try Pineapple juice there haz/

    I once took mutant mass for a while.
    I farted in a club and cleared the dance floor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewster View Post
    Try Pineapple juice there haz/

    I once took mutant mass for a while.
    I farted in a club and cleared the dance floor
    LMFAO!

    My friend tried the pineapple juice things and his GF said it tasted worse.....

    it's okay.... i'll work on getting her to let me blow it in her ass.....

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    ^^
    Try drinking it for about a week straight
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewster View Post
    ^^
    Try drinking it for about a week straight
    not a fan of it..... but the next time she complains.... i'll bring it up. She's not a real "sexually driven" girl..... some comming home with a couple gallons of pineapple juice is going to be a pointless effort if she wont put her mouth on it.

    on a side note..... I think she does it on purpose because i'm putting size on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    not a fan of it..... but the next time she complains.... i'll bring it up. She's not a real "sexually driven" girl..... some comming home with a couple gallons of pineapple juice is going to be a pointless effort if she wont put her mouth on it.

    on a side note..... I think she does it on purpose because i'm putting size on.

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    u r dick???
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    u r dick???
    heh yep..... went from 8 inches to 12 when I started the tren..... she hates it cuz I poke her ovaries......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    heh yep..... went from 8 inches to 12 when I started the tren..... she hates it cuz I poke her ovaries......

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    tell that to KP he should increase his penis size from 3 to 5 inches.....
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    psyllium husk fiber
    probiotics
    and some papya enzyme taken before eating protein

    that should take care of most of it....

    ....the rest just blame on the friggin dog!!!
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    If you really want to have fun and shed some fat...run 25 grams per day with shakes and all..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    not a fan of it..... but the next time she complains.... i'll bring it up. She's not a real "sexually driven" girl..... some comming home with a couple gallons of pineapple juice is going to be a pointless effort if she wont put her mouth on it.

    on a side note..... I think she does it on purpose because i'm putting size on.

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    I'll test the theory out with you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    oh gawd yes..... protein is supposed to make ur jizz taste bad too..... maybe thats why the wife hasn't taken a load in her mouth since I got back into bodybuilding

    ~Haz~
    You're way off Haz. The fact that your wife hasnt taken a load in her mouth from you in awhile doesnt have anything to do with it tasting bad, it has to do with the fact that SHES YOUR WIFE!
    She already has you where she wants you. She doesnt need to do you favors anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    heh yep..... went from 8 inches to 12 when I started the tren..... she hates it cuz I poke her ovaries......

    ~Haz~
    lol that's some good stuff
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