Ever get a case of gastrointestinal explosiveness and have to shart perpetually?

[SomeRandomGuy]

I felt fine yesterday, but I think I went to bed with something that just wasn't digested right. All of today I have had a perpetual gastastrophe of epic proportions. Start sharrrting it out and feel better every time.

Two other fun facts:

Sharrt is actually a name. I'm not sure of the origin.

Y'know what I like the most? Cakefarts. Please look this up online. It isn't really porn per se, but I didn't want to risk it.

[DSM4Life]

Your turning me on.

[jbran23]

I think DSM wants you to give him a dutch oven.

[DSM4Life]

Can i have a rolling brown out ?

[SomeRandomGuy]

Anyone including myself will do just about anything given enough intoxicants and/or rec. drugs. Probably why I don't do them . At some point you'd **** anything with a hole in it. But if you have a scat fetish, let me refer you to mfxmedia. The best of brazilians taking sharts in each other's mouths by force. It's pretty twisted. Two girls hold one down while she gets a huge dump in her mouth. You'd think it was a cumshot, but no. No, it's a shart. WTF is wrong with people. OK, I found it a little hawt .

[lovbyts]

With as much online porn as I have watched; more than the majority of people I think and as twisted as I have gotten over the years or de sensitized by watching so much I still have never been able to what that sh*t, pun intended. No turn on in any way to me. Give me good old Bukakke and weird twisted Japanese porn any day over that stuff.

[DSM4Life]

The day I watched not only a horse f*** a women up the ass but saw a women blow a horse to completions I was a damaged child. Lol

[Hazard]

ewwwwww anything with shit or animals involved grosses me the fvck out.....

~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

It was some crazy stuff. Funny part was the chicks were def into it v

[SomeRandomGuy]

See, I myself don't find it erotic. But it's a curiosity. Like observing animal behavior. It fascinates me to try and understand why it excites other people. Because it's different and strange, possibly wrong and evil. But like yourself, I can't see it. All of that porn is outlawed here due to obscenity laws. But me, I say legalize everything. All drugs and all forms of sex. What the hell, you only live once, and you're just an animal. Why feel bad about it. If you like rubbing shit all over yourself and getting f'd with a donkey cock, then go for it.

[DSM4Life]

^^ agree. As long as it doesn't hurt other people who cares.