Cougarlife.com

[Gaspari1255]

Anyone under 30 needs to get on this website. My roommate, who is my age (21) was ranting up and down about this website. I thought he was full of shit when he told me that numerous hot women from 35-50 years old were hitting him up to hang out. Well, he took two different broads out last week who were sexy looking older women and smashed them both. I witnessed them coming to our apartment.

After seeing that with my own two eyes, I made an account on this website and within a few hours, some 38 year old sexy Spanish woman sent me a message. Within an hour, we're texting each other and I'm already recieving dirty photos. She came to the club I work at last night, and I plowed her at her hosue when I got off of work. Now, I have a date planned with another one tomorrow night

This isn't one of those bs websites like ashleymadison, adult friend finder, etc...Of course there are a few fake profiles out there but you have to weed through them. It's definitely worth checking out. You have to pay a monthly fee to be a full member and send messages. However, I beat the system. Put your email address in your profile, that way she can contact you without paying the membership.


Have fun guys....and thank me later.

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Im checking it out now!

[UberSteroids]

Hahaha!

Good for you man!

Just watch out for doing it at their house! Before you know it, you will see yourself banging some cougar on a porn site, LoL!

So, I guess we are cubs then, huh?

[Gaspari1255]

hahaha when you sign up it says something like, are you a "cougar" or a "cub", and you have to check one of the boxes. I'm cleaning up on that website, although when Haz signs up...i'm gonna have some serious freakin competition LOL

[stack_it]

Dsm's gonna sign up as a cougar and show up on haz's front porch

[Knockout_Power]

Sounds too good to be true... if you live in Canada.

[bodybuilder]

Checking it out right now.

[calgarian]

wait till ur 20 email quota is reached

[UberSteroids]

wait till ur 20 email quota is reached

What happens then?

[UberSteroids]

Nevermind...

[Hazard]

hahaha when you sign up it says something like, are you a "cougar" or a "cub", and you have to check one of the boxes. I'm cleaning up on that website, although when Haz signs up...i'm gonna have some serious freakin competition LOL

LMFAO i loves me some cougars......

~Haz~

[Bertuzzi]

Where was this site when I was single?!?!?!?! FACK!!!

[Igifuno]

Coffee House Cougars for Bert..

[bushido3374]

Not too many good looking cougars in my area. Some of them were younger than I am!

[stack_it]

My area isn't looking too good. Seen a few of the hot ones but tree fakes. Same pictures on several usernames.

[Narkissos]

Shit... What's there to lose? lol

Checking it out now.

[Knockout_Power]

Shit... What's there to lose? lol

Checking it out now.

you're lucky man, Im white, the girls dont want me =(... tear that shit up

btw, didnt catch you around for a while.. used that diet/meal plan advice you gave me last year and finally got sub 10% for the first time in my life. Thanx mang.

[calgarian]

Shit... What's there to lose? lol

Checking it out now.

would you please put up any pants at least.......every one is high on test but not that much......


how u been buddy

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Are these chicks ****ing stupid or what? I've gotten 7 collect messages. Email me dammit!

[moregunsthanroses]

lol signed up on there too and I've got 7 seven collect messages as well and they won't email me either! I send them a collect message back with my email in the title.

I've got a date set up this Friday with a cougar off there she's 43 year old and I'm 25 any ideas on where I should take her? I was thinking maybe go bowling or something lame like that, or maybe we should get something to eat.

[Standby]

lol signed up on there too and I've got 7 seven collect messages as well and they won't email me either! I send them a collect message back with my email in the title.

I've got a date set up this Friday with a cougar off there she's 43 year old and I'm 25 any ideas on where I should take her? I was thinking maybe go bowling or something lame like that, or maybe we should get something to eat.

just tell her your poor and cheap and want to get the damn point

[moregunsthanroses]

just tell her your poor and cheap and want to get the damn point

haha it's sure tempting to say something like that! This cougar isn't just looking for a booty call or a one night stand I don't mind waiting 2-3 dates before getting some ass not that I would complain if I banged her on the first night.

[Bojangles69]

/\ So wait... you think on a site called "COUGARLIFE.COM" that this chick wants anything more than a young meatstick to snack on? I really doubt she's gonna be expecting you to open doors as she would have just went to eharmony for that shit.

This is cougarlife.com son get with the program or go home. =] But seriously if you plan on waiting longer than 2-3 minutes you already have the wrong idea. These are the types of sites you keep your mouth shut on the date, act like a dumb/naive college bound boy, and let the cougar do the preying.

[Standby]

/\ So wait... you think on a site called "COUGARLIFE.COM" that this chick wants anything more than a young meatstick to snack on? I really doubt she's gonna be expecting you to open doors as she would have just went to eharmony for that shit.

This is cougarlife.com son get with the program or go home. =] But seriously if you plan on waiting longer than 2-3 minutes you already have the wrong idea. These are the types of sites you keep your mouth shut on the date, act like a dumb/naive college bound boy, and let the cougar do the preying.

haha sweet post right here. damn cougars

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[Standby]

now thats a cougar!

[Bojangles69]

fetch girl, good cougar. haha yeh right. thats the whole meaning of going cougar, you always fetch for the cougar or it eats you.

[crazy_rocks]

i absolutely love nice looking older women. i like when they dress sexy and classy at the same time and when they have that slightly aged look on there face but still pretty.
unfortunately there are a bunch of nasty women where i live on the that site.

[moregunsthanroses]

/\ So wait... you think on a site called "COUGARLIFE.COM" that this chick wants anything more than a young meatstick to snack on? I really doubt she's gonna be expecting you to open doors as she would have just went to eharmony for that shit.

This is cougarlife.com son get with the program or go home. =] But seriously if you plan on waiting longer than 2-3 minutes you already have the wrong idea. These are the types of sites you keep your mouth shut on the date, act like a dumb/naive college bound boy, and let the cougar do the preying.

I assume you're responding to me here, clever response, lol. What do you mean by waiting 2-3 mins I'm not exactly sure what you're alluding to do you mean like before I get in her pants lol?

I will admit I even had some suggestive sex stuff in my profile so she probably wants to be banged all night long. I'll try to keep your advice in mind! Maybe she just wants a **** buddy or something like that and doesn't want to give it up on the first night, I don't know exactly I'll have to see.

[Standby]

I assume you're responding to me here, clever response, lol. What do you mean by waiting 2-3 mins I'm not exactly sure what you're alluding to do you mean like before I get in her pants lol?

I will admit I even had some suggestive sex stuff in my profile so she probably wants to be banged all night long. I'll try to keep your advice in mind! Maybe she just wants a **** buddy or something like that and doesn't want to give it up on the first night, I don't know exactly I'll have to see.

i think he is saying cougars arent looking to date so save your money and just go at it aggressively lol. basically pounce her but she will probably pounce you first

[Knockout_Power]

Easiest way to tell is just give her a little pat on the ass at one point.

[DSM4Life]

Shit... What's there to lose? lol

Checking it out now.

A clean medical record.

[Bojangles69]

I assume you're responding to me here, clever response, lol. What do you mean by waiting 2-3 mins I'm not exactly sure what you're alluding to do you mean like before I get in her pants lol?

I will admit I even had some suggestive sex stuff in my profile so she probably wants to be banged all night long. I'll try to keep your advice in mind! Maybe she just wants a **** buddy or something like that and doesn't want to give it up on the first night, I don't know exactly I'll have to see.

Yeh for the record I wasn't trying to demean your method or anything lol.
I just notice that women will usualy follow what ever frame you set even if they only want sex. Like if you start acting all classy pulling her chair out
she will go along with it, but if sex was the only real thing on her mind she will also resent you for it. Just don't be afraid to escalate things quicker
than you might think is "natural" was my point. Because she might go home feeling like a lady, but if you send her home sexually frustrated you
might not be going on a second date at all.
I'm sure you'll be able to feel her out better in person depending on how responsive she is to certain innuendos. Just don't feel like you need to
play the gentleman role and if you act a bit shy, and notice she becomes more open/aggressive towards you stick to that role and let HER seduce
you. I just notice a good deal of cougars prefer it that way. G/luck either way!

[LGM]

Okay, so I registered just out of curiousity. Put down my screen name, basic description, and age. These are the titles of the 9 emails I just got since last night:

Are you too good to be true?
I came across your profile ...

Soulmates?
Ok, so that might be jumpin...

Match?
I think we'd be a good matc...

Great profile!
Read your profile and could...

Hey you
I'm not usually one to make...

Interested but need to know more...
In the first week, I was ge...

This may be a little bit forward but...
Hey, I'm doing a little exp...

Mmmm
I'd love to get my claws, e...

This is my cheesy pick-up line
I have a cup full of ice cu...

[DSM4Life]

Guy think about this. You guys in reality are probably getting more D!ck than i am at this point. For everyone of these women you sleep with you are tasting at least 20 c0cks that have blown loads in them. Oh wait, you think that you are her first ROFL !
Happy holidays.

[LGM]

Yeah, but trains are fun D!

[DSM4Life]

Yeah, but trains are fun D!

I agree when the "average" girl/guy wants to do them but when these nasty girls want to do them NO WAY. There have been plenty of times in my life that i have turned down pu$$y/d!ck because i knew the person was a whore. All these women do is find guys each weekend and @#$$ them. You want to touch that girl ? I prefer to remain STD free.