Best Insults and One Liners

[Times Roman]

Alright you mutha fukkers.... hit me with your best shot!

Unless you are too much of a fukkin pusssy, ya b1tch!!!!

[calgarian]

Pretty good insults in this thread

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...rvous-about-it...

[calgarian]

u want more?

[Standby]

Bazinga. TR is no longer the nice old guy i thought he was!

wait are we supposed to insult you or just a good line to use on somebody

[Times Roman]

sure bring it on peewee!

you know, even my dik can curl more weight than you on your best day!

(howz that?)

[Times Roman]

Bazinga. TR is no longer the nice old guy i thought he was!

wait are we supposed to insult you or just a good line to use on somebody

aim that thing at someone else why dontchya?
(it might be loaded)

[Skyler]

Better shut the fvck up or I'll fvck you till you love me, bitch.

How's that?

[Times Roman]

Better shut the fvck up or I'll fvck you till you love me, bitch.

How's that?

pretty vanilla

[Skyler]

dude, I'n quoting Tyson after he got out of prison, lol, it was awesome!

[Shol'va]

dude, I'n quoting Tyson after he got out of prison, lol, it was awesome!

Definitely go my attention with that one.

[Shol'va]

STFU you pie face pig Fvcker! Hows that one?

[Shol'va]

Dont make me put my foot up your a$$.

[Skyler]

Ok, I didn't quote it perfectly, but next time I am in an argument with someone, I am definitely going to say what he said, I mean, I am willing to bet money it will be an argument ender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

[Shol'va]

Did your parent have any children that lived?

[Times Roman]

a little better. but if our best lines are coming from someone that is mentally challanged (Tyson), then it's time for me to go to bed. I thought we had juice coming in this thread?

[Skyler]

Dont make me put my fist up your a$$.

fixed...

[Standby]

your farts sound like a baby blowing out a candle!

[Times Roman]

Did your parent have any children that lived?

Naw... my momma had a late abortion, and I didn't make it!

[Shol'va]

Ok, I didn't quote it perfectly, but next time I am in an argument with someone, I am definitely going to say what he said, I mean, I am willing to bet money it will be an argument ender.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

Or you could end up with a date.

[Shol'va]

fixed...

[stack_it]

When someone calls me a smartass I always reply with "it beats being a dumbass"

[Times Roman]

Yo Shol
your avatar, that you and your brother?

[Shol'va]

a little better. but if our best lines are coming from someone that is mentally challanged (Tyson), then it's time for me to go to bed. I thought we had juice coming all over this thread?

I think most of us are juiced out this late at night.

[stack_it]

Hey tr the smartest thing that ever came put of your mouth was my dick. Which just happens to be the smartest thing that ever came in it aswell.

[Shol'va]

There's a bus leaving in 10 minutes...get under it.

[Shol'va]

The best part of you ran down yo mammas leg.

[calgarian]

TR is soo old that he has to pee in the middle of the night

[JohnnyVegas]

Yo momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

What, not harsh enough?

[Skyler]

Your momma's so fat Cal proposed to her?

Sorry, I wanted to just put "your momma's so fat" to show that I am too tired to think, then i saw that Cal is watching the thread, and a light bulb went off

****edit****
damn, by the time I posted this, not only did cal already post something, but someone else came in with a momma/fat joke first
son of a bitch

[stack_it]

I would make jokes about your mom but I don't like making fun of retarded people.

[Shol'va]

Yo Shol
your avatar, that you and your brother?

Yes it is. It used to be my sister till she/he got a sex change courtesy of obama care.

[Shol'va]

TR your so damend old that you wouldn't come if we called you...

[Standby]

i think cal is going to get mad when he sees these mom jokes lol

[stack_it]

Sholva you are so stupid that..... You're a chiefs fan

[stack_it]

What's the one thing that happens less than solar eclipses?


Standby getting laid

[auslifta]

Keep that talk up and you'll be picking up your teeth with broken arms.

[stack_it]

Two Eskimos are walking down the street talking about stinky fish... Which reminds me skyler how's your mom?

[Shol'va]

Sholva you are so stupid that..... You're a chiefs fan

Hey I resemble that remark.

[Shol'va]

The only good donkey is a dead donkey...

[calgarian]

Your momma's so fat Cal proposed to her?

Sorry, I wanted to just put "your momma's so fat" to show that I am too tired to think, then i saw that Cal is watching the thread, and a light bulb went off

****edit****
damn, by the time I posted this, not only did cal already post something, but someone else came in with a momma/fat joke first
son of a bitch

u always were slow