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  1. 12-30-2010, 08:44 PM #1
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    OMFG! I found my first wife!

    And last wife...good god in heaven above.






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    I heard you have to be able to kick her ass before she'll marry you. And you were wondering why she's still single? P
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    Trust me, I could accomplish that no problem and then marry her.
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    looks like a bloke
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    looks like a bloke
    I was thinking the same thing
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    Here's a little-known-secret, that most people won't tell you: In the sphere of fitness, everything works.
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  6. 12-31-2010, 09:19 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos View Post
    I was thinking the same thing
    either a post op or a chick on alot of test
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    They gay is strong in this thread... *shakes head*
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    They gay is strong in this thread... *shakes head*
    how does a gay man get interested in a man altered as a woman, doesnt that really make him interested in women?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    how does a gay man get interested in a man altered as a woman, doesnt that really make him interested in women?
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    They gay is strong in this thread... *shakes head*
    haha
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    I cant even explain the dirty, despicable sexual acts I would do to her. Im talking horrendous sexual acts. Uspeakable. Did I make my point??
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  12. 12-31-2010, 09:15 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by vettewreck View Post
    I cant even explain the dirty, despicable sexual acts I would do to her. Im talking horrendous sexual acts. Uspeakable. Did I make my point??
    Lmao you sound just like me!
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    Man?????? you kidding????? no its a joke right????? nooooooooo
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    she looks strong be some good fun oiling up and wrestling her lol im 200 pounds i think i could take her lol
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    great stomach, any wheel shots? arms too big for my like
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    .....im thinking was a man at some point in life....
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    done..now u go a head
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    Can she make pancakes ?
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    Her name is Lisa Morton, not a man you romos!








    If that's a man then consider me as gay as DSM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    Her name is Lisa Morton, not a man you romos!








    If that's a man then consider me as gay as DSM.
    she needs to lay off the test then lol. i bet her voice is deeper than most mens
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    she needs to lay off the test then lol. i bet her voice is deeper than most mens
    Her penis is prolly bigger too.
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    back shot

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    with that physique how can ur ass look that bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    with that physique how can ur ass look that bad.
    i agree she needs to stop doing arms and concentrate on her butt. thats not the best ass i seen this year and its noon on Jan 1st
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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    with that physique how can ur ass look that bad.
    cos its a blokes ass
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    pass. I like my women trim, but not ripped. the arms are too masculine for me. I like my pvssy looking like pvssy
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    Shes not a man she just has a 6in clit
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    Quote Originally Posted by coonhunter View Post
    Shes not a man she just has a 6in clit
    Lmao!
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    Bit butch.
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    Have to go with the others,,,, "you sure thats a chick????"
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    I bet even that fag dec11 won't like this one either seeing as how she is female and all

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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    I bet even that fag dec11 won't like this one either seeing as how she is female and all

    get a life you sexual freak
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    Quote Originally Posted by muriloninja View Post
    I bet even that fag dec11 won't like this one either seeing as how she is female and all

    She is hot in a weird way. Maybe because i really like snow. Her vagina looks strong enough to rip your junk off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt View Post
    I'd hit it for sure, im into women with muscles...
    Thats how it all started for me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Thats how it all started for me....
    LMAO! seriously though?
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    I don't mind women with a lil muscle to be fair..her arms are a bit big in proportion to the rest of her though. To suggest she looks like a man is fvcking ridiculous though.

    I'm more into this fitness look:
    http://www.google.co.uk/images?q=Mar...w=1112&bih=755

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