The evil empire of which I speak is insidious, sneaky, cunning, and will deprive you of the very thing you seek most... a hard body, a lean figure, tone muscles.... they will destroy you~~ and wink and smile the whole time.... the ultimate evil I say... you know of which I speak,, they come around every year, just before spring break,, peddling their biscuits of doom... and I'm powerless,, powerless I say!! "5 boxes of thin mints please,, Carmel chews!!??! YES YES!! Peanut butter, 3 boxes!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I sit, gut all swollen, chocolate caked in the corners of my mouth,, vision blurred from the 5000 empty calories I just ate... and I watch the little harbingers of death knock on my neighbors door.... "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES MISTER?!?!" and another victim is claimed.... please write your congressman,,, they must be stopped at all cost!!![]()