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  1. 02-01-2011, 02:15 PM #1
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    Story Time....Again

    So, kawigirl takes a vacation (many moons ago); and coming through the duty free shop she see's Sugar Free Jelly Belly's! Well...she hit the friggen jackpot!

    Couldn't get sugar free jelly beans at all yet in Canada; and so a large box is purchased.
    Waiting for the flight I decide to break open that bad boy and indulge. Who knew these little things would be so tasty!

    The flight begins to board with most of the box already digested.

    About 30 - 45 minutes into the flight...the worst stomach ache of my life begins....wtf!
    I have no idea whats going on. I'm trying hard not to concentrate on what I'm sure could have been compared to birthing; I decide to read something and forget.

    I look over the box of sugar free jelly belly's and read the fine print...........

    "Excess consumption MAY cause a laxative effect"

    That was one long ass flight

    True Story
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  2. 02-01-2011, 02:28 PM #2
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    LOLOLOL! Thats sucks ahaha - was it a photo finish when yah got home?

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    So unfortunately for me I was traveling in a flight that was going to New york after a stop over to Vancouver. When I board the plain from Dubai I couldnt get the boarding pass from Vancouver to Calgary simply because my name was most common name used by terrorist. So i thought what a worse could happen...right? We got to Hong kong airport and before we board the plain there was a BIG sign on the counter with my name on top asking for my passport I gave them my passport so they noted which seat I was sitting on and put my boarding pass in a separate place. When I arrived in Canada the man at the air canada counter laughed and gave me boarding pass without any problem and told my wife that she is now "Mrs James".
    That was the last time I went to a flight thats coming from or going to US.

    True story...
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    My wife's name was on the "no fly" list for a while. We could never use the kiosk for check in, we always had to wait in line.

    Funny story Kawigirl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    My wife's name was on the "no fly" list for a while. We could never use the kiosk for check in, we always had to wait in line.
    If that is the price you have to pay getting caught trying to join the mile high club I would still do it
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    So unfortunately for me I was traveling in a flight that was going to New york after a stop over to Vancouver. When I board the plain from Dubai I couldnt get the boarding pass from Vancouver to Calgary simply because my name was most common name used by terrorist. So i thought what a worse could happen...right? We got to Hong kong airport and before we board the plain there was a BIG sign on the counter with my name on top asking for my passport I gave them my passport so they noted which seat I was sitting on and put my boarding pass in a separate place. When I arrived in Canada the man at the air canada counter laughed and gave me boarding pass without any problem and told my wife that she is now "Mrs James".
    That was the last time I went to a flight thats coming from or going to US.

    True story...
    It had NOTHING to do with your name..... We knew you were canadian.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    It had NOTHING to do with your name..... We knew you were canadian.....

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    Sure lets go with that....
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    You have "issues" kawigirl...
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    lmao gross kawi
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  11. 02-02-2011, 07:35 AM #11
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    Like something similar hasn't happened to anyone of you!!! pffffft.....
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    hahahahaha, did the snake manage to stay in the cave? lol
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    eeeeeewwwww dec11!!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawigirl View Post
    Like something similar hasn't happened to anyone of you!!! pffffft.....
    only once on my 1st friggin squat attempt in the middle of a plifting meet!! the last two squats were not comfy, i can tell you ( 93kg man squeezed into a 90kg rated squat suit, i wasnt taking tht off to put on again!!) lol
    i was like, 'oh shit' then i was like, 'oh no, really shit!!!'
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    only once on my 1st friggin squat attempt in the middle of a plifting meet!! the last two squats were not comfy, i can tell you ( 93kg man squeezed into a 90kg rated squat suit, i wasnt taking tht off to put on again!!) lol
    i was like, 'oh shit' then i was like, 'oh no, really shit!!!'
    There is a one member here who took dildo up in butt to prevent that from happening...all the old members will tell you that it is true and I am not making this up.
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    Okay true story: one day i went to work and due to all the extreme cold and ice everywhere, that day ended up being a verrrrrrrrrrry long one indeed! ...that day is today dammit!!!...why the hell wont our boss let us go home early???

    Ew, ur nasty kawigirl...tellin a story like that to a bunch of well mannered guys! :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    There is a one member here who took dildo up in butt to prevent that from happening...all the old members will tell you that it is true and I am not making this up.
    you are fookin jokin, right?
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    similar plane story....

    I was waiting at a bar at an airport drinking alot of beer right after a managers meeting. I was pretty lit when I boarded the plane... it was a small plane, twin prop, and off we go.... a little while later, my bladder wakes up and starts talking to me rather urgently. So I go to the back of the plane where the rest room is at, open the door, and no toilet. it was a little utility closet filled with luggage. I have to piss like a mofo, and no where to piss.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    you are fookin jokin, right?
    no i am not...Stack, siggy help me....we made fun of that member till he stopped signing in and he was back finally cpl of days ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no i am not...Stack, siggy help me....we made fun of that member till he stopped signing in and he was back finally cpl of days ago.
    hahaha, fookin priceless. go on, who was it? spill the beans lol
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    something like this has never happened to me on top of it my bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls lol. (hint)
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    Quote Originally Posted by chi View Post
    something like this has never happened to me on top of it my bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls lol. (hint)
    I'm sure your woman has a different version of the story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    I'm sure your woman has a different version of the story?
    alas i cannot lie i am notorious sleep farter lmao
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