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  1. 02-05-2011, 06:40 PM #1
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    I'm gonna bang my neighbor.... (First story for cal)

    Just thought I'd let y'all know. I get home from work today and I see this girl(maybe 30) sitting on her doorstep smoking a ciggarette. I get out of the car and she says hi I'm Lisa, I'm your neighbor so I introduced myself and she asked if I had a wife and kids, I told her I was single. She says "you live there by yourself, so I say no it's me and my roommate. Then she asks if it's a girl or a guy. I tell her it's a guy. She says good cause I get lonely.... Really lonely in a seductive voice lol. So I was like well we don't want that to happen. Then we proceeded to talk back and forth about having fun and flirting. She gave me her number and all.


    Just wanted to post this up for cal. He's been waiting for my stories so I'm sure one will develop out of this lol.
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    It's a good story so I wont detract from it.....
    Last edited by Shol'va; 02-05-2011 at 07:06 PM. Reason: detracted from stacks story
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    sounds like a quality girl
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    Keep us posted, sounds like good shit is coming!
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    You should bake her an apple pie and then "deliver" the goods.
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    ok little update already. She's gotta 19 year old son so she's prolly atleast 35. We were textin earlier about working out and she said she wants me to help her get some cardio in soon lol.
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    cardio, omg you're so in!
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    Sounds like a little miltf action coming up for stacks. Do us proud now and we'll need pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gbrice75 View Post
    cardio, omg you're so in!
    No pun intended, right, Gbrice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by desizon View Post
    No pun intended, right, Gbrice?
    Yeah I think it was just the slip of the tongue...speaking of which Stacks you goin there? Enquiring minds want to know.
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    No tongue for sluts lol.


    I'll try to get pix but it'll be through pm to select members only lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by desizon View Post
    No pun intended, right, Gbrice?
    Never that!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Yeah I think it was just the slip of the tongue...speaking of which Stacks you goin there? Enquiring minds want to know.
    Inquiring mind here...

    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    No tongue for sluts lol.


    I'll try to get pix but it'll be through pm to select members only lol.
    Bah, maybe she's just a REALLY friendly girl. Don't judge! =P
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    who wants to me bets on when he gets it in, i say at most a week.
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    I see premature ejaculation in his future long before he makes first base...
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    I say she just needs a baby daddy for her 19 year old and someone to pay her new mortgage...lol
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    Women get nothing but my body I'm no sugar daddy. I'm in a bit of a predicament now tho. I have to get permission from my nephew before I get it in. Her 19 year old son is good friends with my nephew and I'm close to my nephew so it's up in the air now. I'm watching ufc at her place now with her son haha.
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    just bribe the nephew lol with some new gadget and then that will butter her up...

    So you can have some MILF....
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    Quote Originally Posted by layeazy View Post
    just bribe the nephew lol with some new gadget and then that will butter her up...

    So you can have some MILF....
    My nephew will be cool with it I'm sure. No need for a bribe. Just wanna ask him to teach him respect I guess.
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    Oh shit that's my boy stack haha already getting it in son. Send that pic
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    I don't have it yet. I'll try to get one. She's pretty good lookin for a milf. This motivates me to go out and get others. I'll prolly have quite a few stories in the near future.
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    I'm not sure if thats considered eating where you shit but its definitely eating close to where you shit.

    About 8 or 9 years ago I fvcked my neighbors daughter when I use to live at home. Turns out she put out the first night she came over and was a massive slutbag.
    By day 2 it seems our entire block found out and it created a super weird vibe between her parents and my parents. But I can tell you ever since that happened their relationship has been quite standoffish.

    I'm older now so much wiser. But if you do bang her you might want to abstain from telling your nephew. All you need is him telling his friend his moms a slut or
    mentioning just one word about it and things can get weird real quick. Just use your brain as much as you use your dick in this situation is my point lol. G/luck!
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    Yeah I know what you're saying. Kinda set me back when I found out her son was my nephews age. I knew then they were friends. I'm gonna see how things unfold. I'm not sure where the father is in all this either. I don't really care about myself having a weird relationship with my neighbor cuz I just don't care lol but I don't wanna cause any problems with my nephew.
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    Dont waste any time with getting to know her or helping her at the gym first. Make sure you hit it first or you might end up on the friends list. Bang it ASAP. Get her over or you over there and get it done. If she starts playing hard to get then you play un interested so she will feel she needs to step it up and get you interested again. Dont let it get to that point and dont worry about who knows who. You already know to much about her. You know what you want, you know what she wants or wanted and so close the deal.
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    nice story!
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    Stack, just tell your nephew you'll let him smell your fingers afterwards.... that should do it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by warchild View Post
    sounds like a quality girl
    LOLOL shes a real winner and NO not a whore gangbang type of girl at alll.... BUAHAHA

    On a side note Stack-it, I still dont think you have the game to pull it off!! lolol
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Dont waste any time with getting to know her or helping her at the gym first. Make sure you hit it first or you might end up on the friends list. Bang it ASAP. Get her over or you over there and get it done. If she starts playing hard to get then you play un interested so she will feel she needs to step it up and get you interested again. Dont let it get to that point and dont worry about who knows who. You already know to much about her. You know what you want, you know what she wants or wanted and so close the deal.
    Yeah I know how to keep em chasing. I've had girls swear they would never speak to me again and then were back in my bed 3 days later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic- View Post
    LOLOL shes a real winner and NO not a whore gangbang type of girl at alll.... BUAHAHA

    On a side note Stack-it, I still dont think you have the game to pull it off!! lolol
    Haha you must not know me lol. Women are easy and it just takes some very simple steps to get most of them.
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    by the sounds of it you prob cuda slipped into her gob there and then on the step
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    by the sounds of it you prob cuda slipped into her gob there and then on the step
    Yeah prolly so but I had shit to do lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    ok little update already. She's gotta 19 year old son so she's prolly atleast 35. We were textin earlier about working out and she said she wants me to help her get some cardio in soon lol.
    just think how pissed the son would be if he knew his mom was acting like that, especially with someone a few years older than him like yourself
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    Stack...does this thread have any connection to that part time job?????? lol!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy_rocks View Post
    just think how pissed the son would be if he knew his mom was acting like that, especially with someone a few years older than him like yourself
    Yeah but women sleep with younger guys all the time now. It's not really a big deal to me. Whether I'm 24 or 30 is there really that big of a difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlgymrat View Post
    Stack...does this thread have any connection to that part time job?????? lol!!!!
    I am getting her wifi password so I guess that could be seen as a profit. So I guess it could be associated lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PastorDwanye View Post
    She smokes? hope you don't get emphysema.
    Ummm ok?
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