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  1. 02-09-2011, 05:47 AM #1
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    Police: 'Semen present in yogurt sample'

    Albuquerque police have confirmed the fears of one woman who claimed to have been tricked into sampling semen tainted yogurt while shopping at a West Side grocery store.

    Police responded to the Sunflower Market on Corrales Boulevard on the evening of January 26th after a woman made an emergency call saying a store employee had given her a sample of what she believed to be bodily fluid disguised as yogurt.

    The woman says she was grocery shopping with her daughter when the employee, identified later as Anthony Garcia, 31, offered her a sample of a new yogurt and asked for her opinion.

    Police say the woman tasted the yogurt and immediately spit it out, left the store and contacted authorities.

    Late last week authorities confirmed that lab tests showed semen present in the yogurt sample. Officials are awaiting results of a DNA sample taken from Garcia to see if it matches the semen. Authorities say depending on those results, he could face battery charges.

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  2. 02-09-2011, 06:04 AM #2
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    what does it taste like dsm?
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    Salty peach
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  4. 02-09-2011, 06:18 AM #4
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    Maybe it's a Mexican "thing". They screw their sisters, jack up their cars, squirt
    little babies from fat mommas, etc. Maybe semen in the food is part of their "culture".
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  5. 02-09-2011, 07:56 AM #5
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    ^^^ not sure about the rules man but this could be pretty close to getting banned, not to mention offensive and disrepsectful. You should edit your posts before it comes back on you.
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    Btw, great story dsm.
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  7. 02-09-2011, 07:57 AM #7
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    @clemont51, That comment was just unnecessary.
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  8. 02-09-2011, 08:22 AM #8
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    That's f@ckin gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by Walnutz View Post
    That's f@ckin gross
    My thoughts exactly.
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    That is some sick crap.
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  11. 02-09-2011, 01:46 PM #11
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    yuk that is really perverted yet really amusing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by clemont51 View Post
    Maybe it's a Mexican "thing". They screw their sisters, jack up their cars, squirt
    little babies from fat mommas, etc. Maybe semen in the food is part of their "culture".
    You need to chill out with the racism man.. i know you are 70 y.o. and live in AZ, so you are automatically going to be a bit biased against hispanics.. but this is not the place for it.
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    i wonder what she did with the rest of the sample
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    Sounds like the woman was a bit over-cum with the new flavored yogurt.
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    Did she cum back for more.

    I think she will cum around and find it funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dosXX View Post
    i wonder what she did with the rest of the sample
    gave it to her daughter to make sure what it was
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    Oh cum on guys... this is sick, how cum you are making fun of this.
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    bc its funny
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