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    Had some passport photos made the other day.....

    .....me and one of the CCN's were looking at them, and I'm like Gawd! why'd my woman ever hook up with an UGLY bloke like me?

    (at least I have all my teeth)

    maybe that's why I usually hit the weights more than most, as some kind of compensating defense mechanism.

    I wonder about that sometime.

    This is my moment of clarity for the day. Carry on now........

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    Ha! I do that sometimes too when I see pics of myself. I try to keep in mind that I have body image issues, but I still think "how did I get a girl ten years younger to marry me?"

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    my woman is only 6 years my junior, but know what you mean. I don't have body image issues, just ugly mug issues.... but I don't care... ya either love me or hate me, but I'll kick yer asss if you touch my beer! =)

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    You never know what people will think. Hey, people think Bulldogs are cute!

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    I am glad I dont have that problem.I am dam good lookin

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    I bet yer momma sez that to all her kids?

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    lol i feel that 33 years old married to a 22 year old who told me to keep going to the gym and looking good and she will go to work i said deal your the one hahaha

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    Awww how cute. Now come give me a hug you big ugly @#$@$ !

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    ya shoulda seen it... i hit a guy in the mug with a snow ball today!

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    I must be really good looking, (not) my woman is 18 years younger.

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    there comes a certain point when a younger woman is just too young and the areas of common interest are lacking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    there comes a certain point when a younger woman is just too young and the areas of common interest are lacking
    Luckily I have not reached that point yet. Younger women provide me with eye candy, arm candy, bedroom candy and for the long term = my pension since she will still be working once I retire. LOL Yeah I know, wishful thinking but if you cant dream it's not worth living.

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    ^^
    Hitting on 19 year old in other thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    ^^
    Hitting on 19 year old in other thread
    Good Morning DSM. Yup, why should I change now? LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Good Morning DSM. Yup, why should I change now? LOL
    Never change ! Thank you this is early for me. I had a dream i was being chased by Iraq soldiers after my tank blew up. Way too many video games before bed.

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    watch those comments dsm! they aint video games out here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    watch those comments dsm! they aint video games out here!
    I was doing good. I jumped from a bridge into the water and made it out alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Never change ! Thank you this is early for me. I had a dream i was being chased by Iraq soldiers after my tank blew up. Way too many video games before bed.
    Why were you running? Was he ugly?
    Now we know what you call your pecker; Tank. So you were running because you were finished?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Why were you running? Was he ugly?
    Now we know what you call your pecker; Tank. So you were running because you were finished?
    His gun was bigger than mine, i was scared..

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    Never fun getting old.

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    You ugly fvcker

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    You looked much better back in the day

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    That is some funny stuff auslifta. Love it!

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    Are your minds numb? i said I had all my teeth! sheesh!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    I must be really good looking, (not) my woman is 18 years younger.
    I am guessing foreign born wife, just going off this one post.

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    Nope... as lilly white as you can imagine

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