Who had/have stage 5 clinger?

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 07:45 AM

If you dont know what stage 5 clinger is dont bother looking u never had one.......

**DSM4Life** · 03-15-2011, 07:48 AM

A turd?

Where you have to shake it all about !

**auslifta** · 03-15-2011, 07:59 AM

I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I was at a festival on saturday, and I went up to this girl, kinda fat, you know the kind you like. I asked her if she had any lip balm, you should of seen her panic going through her bag before I said "nah don't worry it's cool"

if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....

**auslifta** · 03-15-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

if u have waited she would have fvcked u too....

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

**Gaspari1255** · 03-15-2011, 08:15 AM

I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

I did wait, I even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

hahaha....i know its fun to watch.....

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I had a cougar who was a major stage 5 clinger. Sex was not worth it. Total pain in the ass.

how u get rid of her?

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 08:32 AM

I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

xox

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

I don't there is much besides cutting all ties and just plain ignoring.
I still have one after a year....and I believe it was you who gave me the same advice Cal.

xox

I am good at it

i think.

**Gaspari1255** · 03-15-2011, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

how u get rid of her?

I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by ******

I told her that we were looking for two different things. I'm 21 and wanted to rail her at my convenience and she was 37 looking for a potenital husband/father to her son. I'm very blunt. It's unrealistic to think that cougar/cub relationships can work intimately. It's an unwritten rule that the only reason the two meet up is for sex.

Agreed...two totally different perspectives and ideologies in life to meld well.

**RaginCajun** · 03-15-2011, 08:57 AM

definitely agree with cougar relationship. i was up front with her, and the next thing i knew, she attacked! loved every minute of it! and, we have a good relationship. i still call her for advice!

**SaintInASinnersEyes** · 03-15-2011, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

i did wait, i even picked up all the shiit she was dropping. I used the balm and thanked her, it was kinda funny how much she was shaking. Feel a bit sorry for her, but sympathy fvcks for fat chicks is kinda like being a suicide bomber, you can only do that shiit once.

ahah!!

**RaginCajun** · 03-15-2011, 09:00 AM

oh yeah, had a clinger some years back, but i asked for it. i egged her on a bit, but she wouldn't listen. she even bothered my lil bro. i told him to watch out, she may be a kamikaze!

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 10:19 AM

Cals last klinger

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

Cals last klinger

she was tight where it mattered.....

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 10:22 AM

first time tight, 2nd time I like

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:23 AM

You two are fawked! lol

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 10:25 AM

not me so much

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

not me so much

Cal can turn that around for ya

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 10:28 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Cal can turn that around for ya

I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I had dinner at his place last weekend, he kept trying to get me to stay for the night... he's so cuddly

Thats not what I heard you did.......

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 10:30 AM

Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

**Knockout_Power** · 03-15-2011, 10:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Thats not what I heard you did.......

you talking about the moustache ride?

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Thats not what I heard you did.......

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

you talking about the moustache ride?

i think u 2 have a secret crush on me...I dont swing guy's route unless its DSM but Kawi we should talk....lol

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Surprisingly enough I've never had a stage 5. Stages 3 and 4 yeah but I am way to big of an asshole for any girl to have a chance at becoming stage 5. If I don't want you around anymore I'll make it so you don't wanna be around anymore. I usually employ this technique if they make it to stage 4.

Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i think u 2 have a secret crush on me...I dont swing guy's route unless its DSM but Kawi we should talk....lol

If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch

he is one of my bitches.....he doesnt need to know I tend to keep him in line

**drdeath613** · 03-15-2011, 10:41 AM

cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

Cal>

< KG

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Bullshit...your a closet puppy dog!

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

**vishus** · 03-15-2011, 10:44 AM

lol on the cougar story. had a girl from new york that kept calling n texting me everyday for 5 months, every other text was another pic between her legs or her chest, she even left dirty voicemails.......she too was 37 with a kid......i guess it was partly my fault since i look the same age as her lol

BG · 03-15-2011, 10:45 AM

I've had 2. Just cut ties. I still think they vodo vexed me. They were back to back and since then I've had shit luck. Maybe I should try to find them and apologize ............. na fuc it, they were crazy bitches.

**stack_it** · 03-15-2011, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

If you and I get together...KP will kick the shiat outta me...he's ur biatch

I read kick as "lick" and was like "damn I see a threeway lining up." lmao

**vishus** · 03-15-2011, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

very true

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

cal shes not a fat chick and two shes mine

i dont want her permanently just borrowing her

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Kawigirl

Cal>

< KG

my dick just went inwards thanks for that

**Kawigirl** · 03-15-2011, 10:49 AM

like a little girl???? lol

**calgarian** · 03-15-2011, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Lol, I'm a nice guy when I want/need to be but I ability to make a smartass comment about anything makes it easy for me to be an asshole. Ladies seem to love the mix tho. We all know women don't have sex with nice guys.

Always gets me in trouble ALWAYS

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