Quotations and Things to Ponder

[Times Roman]

If a dry bone is smeared with blood a dog will gnaw at it until she is tired and frustrated. Lust to a man is precisely like this bone to a dog; he will covet it until he is exhausted.

If a single piece of carrion is thrown to two wild beasts they will fight and claw each other to get it. A man foolish enough to carry a torch against the wind will likely burn himself. Like these two beasts and this foolish man, people hurt and burn themselves because of their worldly desires.

[DSM4Life]

“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last”

[Tigershark]

"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”

- Ogden Nash

[Hoggage_54]

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk

[Times Roman]

As I slide down the banister of life....


.............I'll remember you as a splinter!

[Times Roman]

"Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.”

- Ogden Nash

I was going to raise the BS flag on this one!

But then I looked up Ogden Nash and realized he died in '71, long after the invention of the telephone.

(Why was I thinking he died BEFORE the invention of the telephone?)