Congratulations to Stand by!!!!!

[calgarian]

For losing your virginity (no not with stack) with a Girl a REAL GIRL. I dont wanna share details otherwise he will be mad. Just wait Drama is coming

[stack_it]

Lol. Whew now that all of it's over I can take this damn wig off! Lmao

[SlimmerMe]

Does he need a little check up?

[calgarian]

Does he need a little check up?

just his head...rest of his things are so tiny they will go unnoticed

[Standby]

Lmfao everyone is going to think I was a virgin now haha funny cal

[calgarian]

Lmfao everyone is going to think I was a virgin now haha funny cal

if u didnt get laid in over a year u r Virgin.....ask stack

[Standby]

Ok I'll give you that one

[DSM4Life]

[songdog]

Wat did all his buddies chip in and buy him some

[DSM4Life]

Anal lube (you know who that's for).

[Shol'va]

He will have to change his name now from standby to gotlaid

[jbm]

congrats stand by!

at last after decades of waiting!

[calgarian]

congrats stand by!

at last after decades of waiting!

i am surprised he even remember who pvssy look like

[jbm]

i am surprised he even remember who pvssy look like

[jbm]

[jbm]

[jbm]

For losing your virginity (no not with stack) with a Girl a REAL GIRL. I dont wanna share details otherwise he will be mad. Just wait Drama is coming

[Times Roman]

Actually, he did lose his virginity at a very early age.....


....unless sex with himself doesn't count?

[Flier]

Awesome, thats great!

Don´t be embarrassed you´re a little late.

from what I hear, gett´n laid in Ontario is an achievement in it self, since all women pretty much emigrated south.
And those who stayed behind.....well....doesen´t matter. Good for you!!

[jbm]

Actually, he did lose his virginity at a very early age.....


....unless sex with himself doesn't count?

[jbm]

[Standby]

lmfao!!! you guys are hilarious. and first timer there for some reason your not the first person i heard say that lmao

[DSM4Life]

[Knockout_Power]

^^^^ you do that too

[DSM4Life]

^^^^ you do that too

That is me.

[Flier]

Stby...
What the guys are trying to tell u is that, masturbate before you have sex next time.

We have all been there, and we know you squirted in less than 60 seconds, leaving the woman (assuming it was a woman), in a slight state of confusion.
I don´t want you to feel bad, because she had an orgasm as well.....only 1/2 hour after you left.

Head into the bathroom next time, and enjoy a quickie. If you´re right handed, use your left....u can pretend it´s her!!
Even better, for a real good time....hell, u might enjoy this one so much, you might just cancel on your date;
Lay on your back, tuck your arm well underneath you, laying on your arm, cutting off all blood flow. Lay like this for 15-20 min., then with your good arm, help your "dead" one out. Place your "dead" hand around your penis, and secure with some duct tape. As your arm is "dead", u will use your shoulder to slingshot your arm into motion.
Close your eyes, and imagine your favorite hottie on top of you. Out of respect for me, since I´m kind enough to share this with you, I would like you to stay away from Tia Carrere, Salma Hayek, and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Have fun man!!
But be careful, this does not mean you should lock yourself in your room and stop dating.

Keep us posted!

[DSM4Life]

Stby...
What the guys are trying to tell u is that, masturbate before you have sex next time.

We have all been there, and we know you squirted in less than 60 seconds, leaving the woman (assuming it was a woman), in a slight state of confusion.
I don´t want you to feel bad, because she had an orgasm as well.....only 1/2 hour after you left.

Head into the bathroom next time, and enjoy a quickie. If you´re right handed, use your left....u can pretend it´s her!!
Even better, for a real good time....hell, u might enjoy this one so much, you might just cancel on your date;
Lay on your back, tuck your arm well underneath you, laying on your arm, cutting off all blood flow. Lay like this for 15-20 min., then with your good arm, help your "dead" one out. Place your "dead" hand around your penis, and secure with some duct tape. As your arm is "dead", u will use your shoulder to slingshot your arm into motion.
Close your eyes, and imagine your favorite hottie on top of you. Out of respect for me, since I´m kind enough to share this with you, I would like you to stay away from Tia Carrere, Salma Hayek, and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Have fun man!!
But be careful, this does not mean you should lock yourself in your room and stop dating.

Keep us posted!

Or just get a cat....

[Standby]

lmao it wasn't 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha

[calgarian]

lmao it was 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha

so come up Short more then one ways lol

[Standby]

so come up Short more then one ways lol

damn it i forgot to put the n't!!! it wasn't!!!

[calgarian]

damn it i forgot to put the n't!!! it wasn't!!!

sure sure

[Flier]

lmao it wasn't 60seconds! assholes all of you hahaha

When she was invited over to watch "Gone in 60 seconds", she didn´t expect it to be your erection.......

[Standby]

When she was invited over to watch "Gone in 60 seconds", she didn´t expect it to be your erection.......

the only thing that was gone in 60 seconds was her never had an orgasm during sex convo she gave me

[calgarian]

SB keep posting here right after u get laid...its like ur personal diary so stop writing in ur diary and start writing here

[Standby]

SB keep posting here right after u get laid...its like ur personal diary so stop writing in ur diary and start writing here

deal!