
Originally Posted by
gbrice75
WOW, this thread was made for me. I spend 3/4 of my life thinking and talking about all the faces I want to smash, just because of they way they talk, move, blink, etc. Yea, i'm really wrapped up with people's stupid nuances and 'rituals'. This isn't just at work either, it's in the gym as well.
There's this guy in my office... he was a general contractor who had a stroke, so my company bought/absorbed his business because he couldn't work anymore after the stroke. Instead of this guy retiring and knowing when it's time to throw in the towel, my company had to set up a small office for him in our building, and he's around all day doing absolutely nothing - they just did it so he feels like he still has value in life. I say FVCK THAT!!! This guy limps (badly) around our office all day with his half working slack jaw hanging open and gets in the way. I'm serious. If you are unfortunate enough to get stuck behind him in a narrow corridor, good luck. I've also almost knocked him out several times by opening a door and he's like.. right there. He's a detriment and hazard to himself and people in the company. I'm tired of this crap, too bad if he feels bad, somebody tell this guy to RETIRE!!!
That's just the tip of the iceberg - I swear to you, 95% of the faces I see, I just wanna smash. There are VERY few people that don't irritate the sh!t outta me. I hate this one dirtbag in the gym who constantly scratches his nasty ass foul 70's style mustache, then he's touching gym equipment. Here's an idea - SHAVE THAT DISGUSTING FVCKING RAT OFF YOUR UGLY MUG AND IT WOULDN'T ITCH!!!!
There's a woman in my gym with a mechanical claw... yep, full on mechanical limb. Some people will say "good for her!! She's an inspiration, showing that you can still do what you want in life despite this or that..." - I say FVCK THAT! While I do feel bad for her situation (don't get me wrong, i'm not a heartless piece of sh!t), I say "c'mon lady, consider a little home gym, or AT LEAST wear a long sleeve - you're affliction is making people uncomfortable!!"
I can go all day, but i'll end it here for now...