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  1. 05-27-2011, 02:45 PM #1
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    Man Caught Masturbating On Plane

    When asked about what he had done he replied wow what a release. The lady sitting next to him watched the entire time and even went into detail about how he jizzed all over the set, jettisoning stream after steam. Amazing she said. She gave it a 9.0 out of 10. Then after it was over she complained. Only in America, great for late night Leno.

    http://thetoiletreader.com/2011/05/2...-on-plane-lol/
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  2. 05-27-2011, 02:49 PM #2
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    Only you would find an article like this as I'm sure when you searched for "man masturbating" this isn't what you were looking for... Lol
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    holy shit that is funny. The girl next to him watch. She could have offered to help what a b!tch
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    maybe after 9/11 everyone is so sensitive...thanks a lot bin laden.
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    He is now a solo member to the Mile High Club. Cleanup on seat seven eight and nine. I'll bet the airline doesn't even clean the seat afterwards. Imagine the next customer complaining of a sticky, familiar substance on her seat. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    He is now a solo member to the Mile High Club. Cleanup on seat seven eight and nine. I'll bet the airline doesn't even clean the seat afterwards. Imagine the next customer complaining of a sticky, familiar substance on her seat. lol
    "wow honey, these planes are soooo clean! Can't you just smell the bleach?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    "wow honey, these planes are soooo clean! Can't you just smell the bleach?"
    ( His reply to her) Honey it must be that new perfume women are now wearing called come to me, does it smell like cum to you?
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    I would have lent him a hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I would have lent him a hand.
    Or pay him some mile high lip service....
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    Do you suppose the guy was singing to himself that song by Peter, Paul, And Mary...I'm leaving my semen on a jet plane, don't know when I'll cum back again.....
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    Just could´t wait one afternoon, and just pulled over to the side of I-95.
    Found a cup to squirt in, and had at it...
    Just as I squirted in the cup, I saw the blue lights behind me, with the cop walking up, asking what I´m doing sitting here...hahaha.
    So embarrassed, and so glad he didn´t see the cup..
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    You should have told him you were looking for the nearest kum and go. lol

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    This just in... The man caught masturbating on the plane was facing felony charges for the crime. However, his keen lawyer from the law firm of Dewey Cheatum And Howe, got his charges reduced to 2 counts of misdemeanor animal abuse. Spanking his monkey and choking his chicken.....The judge however has thrown the case out saying that the mans lawyer couldn't make it "Stand Up" in court.......
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    Americans..
    Funny tho'
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    holy shit that is funny. The girl next to him watch. She could have offered to help what a b!tch
    hahaha...seriously!
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    the skeet seat.... Im gonna use that one
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