OMG I think I made the same mistake. All this damn pollen keeps getting up my nose and the only way to breathe is those darn steroid analhalers.
So last night my bf brings me home a brand new walmart pocketbook for our anniversary, and I know what that means. Somebodies looking for some good ol natural light induced loving. But I told him to put on that damn nascar, grab me a beer and leave my ass alone. Theres no way you're sticking your darn steroid engorged cock in my wrinkly ol vagina tonight. I told him I'd been taking those darn steroid inhalers again and to keep his tiny ol jimmy away from my snatch.
So guess wat?! Dis stupid sonsabitch would not leave my ass alone. All up in my titties and I'm sittn there drinkn ma beer and befores we know it wes having sex and boy is our little trailer shaking hard. So anyway a week passes by and my vagina starts a gettn real itchy. Its real dry & itchy arent it and I'm thinking I'm having some darn steroid interaction from his yellow semen and those darn steroid inhalers.
So I takes a pichur of my vagina dis mornin and dis is what it looks like:
Does dat look like a typical steroid interaction there or you think my mans be sleepin around on me? Cuz I will divorce dat tiny peckered piece a whitetrash faster than he can damn near spell nascar.