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    Sustanon and Sperm count.....

    This probably should be in the anabolic part of the forum. But we all know most of the action goes on in here, well it used to.

    My mate, has been on a Sustanon cycle, now i believe he ran the cycle for 11 weeks again it could be one more or one less week. He should be starting his PCT in the next couple of days, apparently he had sex last week, Monday i think.

    Of course, he, like me, can be a paranoid sod. I think it was probably unprotected considering how paranoid he is. Im sure i have read somewhere that your sperm count drops after taking Sustanon and before starting PCT, would this be correct? ??

    I know it's a weird subject to bring myself back to the forum, but sure what the hell. Please guys, i know the way it gets around here, i dont want this to turn into a joke thread.

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    He still can get his girlfriend,wife or slut pregnant

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    Would his sperm count not be massively lowered due to finishing the cycle about 14-16 days before hand?

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    He still can get anyone pregnant on cycle, in pct or off cycle

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    If he was hoping the gear would be birth control lol classic...

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    No, he wasnt using it as birth control, he is thick, not that thick though.....!!

    He has since explained the story to me, wait for it, you'll like this.

    He went out with us last week, pulled this chick, and brought her back to the house. They were spooning, and he was absolutely wasted drunk. I believe she said she was on her period, or so he remembers her telling him earlier in the night. So he thought he would go for the anal route, he did this, but now is questioning whether it was her anus or her vagina.....stupid right? Because he was in the spooning position, and it felt tight for a while without any lube, he and i agree with him, it seems like it was her bum. After going with that for a while, she then was giving him a handjob and he ejaculated (too much info). After a couple of minutes, and i think he wiped down, he says he re entered her (again, thinking it was her butt) and was in there for only a couple of minutes and gave up.

    He has now got himself paranoid about it, and it the type to really really get in a bad way about it. So im trying to help him out and i think it's all fine considering this.

    A) If it was tight, and was tight for a while, it probably was her butt.
    B) She was on her period at some stage, so it's not near her ovulating period
    C) He didn't ejaculate inside whatever hole it was, although he re entered which may have had sperm on the end of his penis
    D) He was on a course of sustanon for 11 weeks, and has only been off for 2-3weeks (lower sperm rate), i know this aint contraception.

    Taking all this into account, he must be ok.....

    I know this aint a normal thread, good job we aint normal people

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    if he cant tell the difference between ass and vagina he has bigger problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    if he cant tell the difference between ass and vagina he has bigger problems
    Exactly what I was thinking....this and the fact that I wouldn't think she would give him a Handy-J immediately after anal sex.

    If he got her phone number he should call her and have her take a pregnancy test in a few weeks. That's the only thing that is going to ease his mind. You should tell him to recommend her keeping some cleansing wipes in her purse while he has her on the phone, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gettingthere View Post
    No, he wasnt using it as birth control, he is thick, not that thick though.....!!

    He has since explained the story to me, wait for it, you'll like this.

    He went out with us last week, pulled this chick, and brought her back to the house. They were spooning, and he was absolutely wasted drunk. I believe she said she was on her period, or so he remembers her telling him earlier in the night. So he thought he would go for the anal route, he did this, but now is questioning whether it was her anus or her vagina.....stupid right? Because he was in the spooning position, and it felt tight for a while without any lube, he and i agree with him, it seems like it was her bum. After going with that for a while, she then was giving him a handjob and he ejaculated (too much info). After a couple of minutes, and i think he wiped down, he says he re entered her (again, thinking it was her butt) and was in there for only a couple of minutes and gave up.

    He has now got himself paranoid about it, and it the type to really really get in a bad way about it. So im trying to help him out and i think it's all fine considering this.

    A) If it was tight, and was tight for a while, it probably was her butt.
    B) She was on her period at some stage, so it's not near her ovulating period
    C) He didn't ejaculate inside whatever hole it was, although he re entered which may have had sperm on the end of his penis
    D) He was on a course of sustanon for 11 weeks, and has only been off for 2-3weeks (lower sperm rate), i know this aint contraception.

    Taking all this into account, he must be ok.....

    I know this aint a normal thread, good job we aint normal people
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    Last edited by stevey_6t9; 10-02-2011 at 07:11 PM.

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    I heard sust makes your sperm fight harder to get to the egg

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    lol that is a really funny story lol

    this thread should be saved lol classic

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    lol that is a really funny story lol

    this thread should be saved lol

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