
Originally Posted by
gettingthere
No, he wasnt using it as birth control, he is thick, not that thick though.....!!
He has since explained the story to me, wait for it, you'll like this.
He went out with us last week, pulled this chick, and brought her back to the house. They were spooning, and he was absolutely wasted drunk. I believe she said she was on her period, or so he remembers her telling him earlier in the night. So he thought he would go for the anal route, he did this, but now is questioning whether it was her anus or her vagina.....stupid right? Because he was in the spooning position, and it felt tight for a while without any lube, he and i agree with him, it seems like it was her bum. After going with that for a while, she then was giving him a handjob and he ejaculated (too much info). After a couple of minutes, and i think he wiped down, he says he re entered her (again, thinking it was her butt) and was in there for only a couple of minutes and gave up.
He has now got himself paranoid about it, and it the type to really really get in a bad way about it. So im trying to help him out and i think it's all fine considering this.
A) If it was tight, and was tight for a while, it probably was her butt.
B) She was on her period at some stage, so it's not near her ovulating period
C) He didn't ejaculate inside whatever hole it was, although he re entered which may have had sperm on the end of his penis
D) He was on a course of sustanon for 11 weeks, and has only been off for 2-3weeks (lower sperm rate), i know this aint contraception.
Taking all this into account, he must be ok.....
I know this aint a normal thread, good job we aint normal people