
Originally Posted by
Flier
Why pec?
Read some articles on Obamas socialist healthcare plan.
Get´s u furious for a few minutes, then puts u nicely to sleep as anything Obama will eventually bore u to tears.
Work with the left arm, seriously!
It´s so foreign, that u can actually pretend someone else is doing it.
Hell, you might enjoy it so much, you may not seek a partner ever again.
For additional pleasure, tuck your elf arm under yourself and lay on it for 15 min until it goes "to sleep". Pull it out, tape your left hand around your cokk (since your arm is sleeping), then kind of move your shoulder to slingshot your left arm into motion.
I hardly had friends growing up. As you see I didn´t need any.