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  1. 10-12-2011, 09:02 AM #1
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    If your partner came with a remote control.....

    ....what buttons would you have?

    I'm just a creepy guy, so at the top would be sexually oriented buttons...

    Buttons:
    Deeper
    Go slow
    NO Teeth

    So help me out here... what buttons would you add?
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    mute.
    invite a friend
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    yeah, mute works!
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    oh, and...

    get beer
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    Hit the button that would make her 23 yr old son who is on parole for a drug bust move out.OOps hit the wrong button.Both the wife and her son moved out.No joke!
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    ^^Ruh-roh. Sounds like you need a delete button, songdog.
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    Damn....been thinking for 2 minutes, and can´t come up with one button.
    Does that mean perfect match?
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    Insert batteries in him.
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    FAST FORWARD!!!!!!! (what a ride that would be)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyblahblah View Post
    ^^Ruh-roh. Sounds like you need a delete button, songdog.
    Sounds like time for another Scooby snack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    Sounds like time for another Scooby snack?
    Naaa he just needs a "next chapter" button.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyblahblah View Post
    ^^Ruh-roh. Sounds like you need a delete button, songdog.
    delete and retreat lol

    have to say lady, thats one the best/wittiest user names ive seen on here!
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    lol...


    ummm...
    stop snoring
    stop farting (damn high protein diets lol)
    fast forward (for when he is in classes and at work)
    a mild zap button for when he texts in car while driving
    take me now
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    have to say lady, thats one the best/wittiest user names ive seen on here!

    ... and shes a friggan hoot too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flier View Post
    Damn....been thinking for 2 minutes, and can´t come up with one button.
    Does that mean perfect match?
    naw, it means shes trained you well lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flier View Post
    Damn....been thinking for 2 minutes, and can´t come up with one button.
    Does that mean perfect match?
    it means your whipped
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Sounds like time for another Scooby snack?
    Hehehee. It's always a good time for a Scooby Snack, Times.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    honestly doctor, i sat on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    delete and retreat lol

    have to say lady, thats one the best/wittiest user names ive seen on here!
    Lol!

    Aww thanks, mister! When I finally start my diet and HRT thread you'll see why it's so appropriate....blah, blah, bleh, blaaaaah.....*sigh* Lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by [B
    and shes a friggan hoot too[/B]!
    Aw, thanks!! And right back atcha, sister!
    Last edited by Ladyblahblah; 10-13-2011 at 08:09 PM. Reason: blah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart View Post
    naw, it means shes trained you well lol
    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    it means your whipped
    Lol...
    Very possible.
    But you know, I have friends that are whipped/Trained, and they look so calm, serene, harmonious. The struggle, resistance, banging the chest, is over....finally rest. Like retirement.
    I think I´m ready to retire...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyblahblah View Post
    Lol!

    Aww thanks, mister! When I finally start my diet and HRT thread you'll see why it's so appropriate....blah, blah, bleh, blaaaaah.....*sigh* Lol!
    What are we waiting for?
    Let´s get started!
    Been doing a little self medication with Test, HGH myself last 2 years, mainly to observe the effects. Made a lot of mistakes.....not ready to try any kind of Test again for a long time....lol.
    Get over to the diet section and help me out with my 16 year old. Slim has already helped a bunch. Girls know girls.
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    No didnt need a delete button.She saw my point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by songdog View Post
    No didnt need a delete button.She saw my point.
    Lol...
    An airline ticket to the other coast, and $200k got rid of mine after 8 miserable years.
    Would be nice with a delete button instead, she keeps making noise.
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    I think this about covers it.
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