I think this hot spanish girl at work wants to fk me.
Just getting that vibe. When I walk by and say hi.. she like.. breaks her neck looking at me. She stops every time like she wants to chat it up. There are some problems. First I have a long distance relationship and its a good girl but I think I want to break up with her. Ok then a lot of people at work hate me.. long story. So if I was going to mac on this girl I have to be kind of.. inconspicuous about it. I.e. can't have these cockblocking douchebags know I am trying to run my game. Ok third and this is embarassing I jack off a lot. With careful work I have gotten it down to about once a day sometimes twice. For a while there I was habitually up to 6 times a day. Its not that I can get any its that my lady lives 8 hours away. So my drive to be a man and build a fire in a cave and fk a girls brains out isn't where I need it to be half the time. Ok fourth this is kind of embarassing too what can I say Im a disgrace for a man I can be a bit of a shy ***** around girls. Like I believe this girl wants to fk me and Im pretty sure I want to fk her but I can't make my mind up so I will try to avoid her and dumb shit like that and just in general be a sandy vagina about the whole thing. But she has been on my mind lately. I have seen two ugly fks at work talking to her I mean real dog ugly fks and it got me thinking what the fk am I doing sitting on the sidelines when this girl seems to be hot for me. Also I don't think I have blown anything yet my hitting on girl self help cd talks about "neg"ing a girl which is when you kind of blow them off. So I don't think I have fk'd anything up yet but if I don't make a decision this girl will eventually move on. Oh I forgot something kind of important. I have only fk'd white caucasian, white jewish, and asian, so its very important that I unify the races by banging one of every ice cream flavor so that I can create world peace. So banging a spanish chick I think I could cure cancer.
So anyway you testosterone laden bull men, I need your help. Give me your brutally honest opinion. Should I put the chimichanga in her chinchilla or what?