Needless to say there are thousands of men around the nation whose gaydar is constantly going off everytime Tim Tebow is on the TV either talking or playing the game he loves most...Football. Out on the field with fellow bulky hot sweaty members of the same sex, counting down the time till they hit the showers. Now where was I ...oh yeah anyways there are now some who are questioning his sexuality due to the way he talks, acts, and well there have been a few mono e mono kisses caught on tape, but hey we all get caught up in our excitement of the game always reaching over to our other buds locking lips everytime a touchdown is made now don't we?
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm. I know one thing for sure , if he is gay then those religious organizations are going to have to do some major damage control since he is basically a spokesperson for them and with him possible being an abomination well the donations could quickly dry up this year leaving those prosperous tax exempt religious leaders running short on cash and having to sell some of the 100 private jets licensed to the church as well as their mercedes, van gough collections, beach front mansions all of this of course was purchased strictly to promote religion to the masses ya know and not to allow those religious leaders to live a life of kings and queens wearing only the finest tailor made clothing imported from France and not to forget the millions in jewelry. Hey when you are a TV evangelist or the wife of one you must look good on the TV and nothing says that like wearing a million dollars or more of fine jewelry. So if you are sending donations to these people please bear in mind that if Tebow really is gay it is the work of Satan and that means you need to send in double in your donations to what you were sending in to help fight that devil as he has a plan and we must outsmart him and besides the preachers need another mansion as their last one built is already 2 years old.
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Originally Posted by Tigershark
