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  1. 03-22-2012, 04:46 PM #1
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    Toxicology Report In On Whitney Houston..Death By Steroid Abuse..

    You heard it here first folks. Ok she really didn't die of steroids but it seems they blame everyone's death on steroids these days so I thought I beat them to it. She died of a heart attack precipitated by cocaine abuse, also she had benadryl, and zanax, and a few other drugs as well in her system but they did not contribute to her death. It was the cocaine that caused the heart attack and she slid on in her tub drowning accidentally. But she probably knew someone who does steroids so there has to be a link.
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    She had sex with somebody who used steroids and they were passed into her system with fatal results
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    lol, reminded me of this DanB...

    T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
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    T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
    Brodie: It's impossible! Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he comes during sex, he probally blows a load like a shotgun blast... right through her back! And if by chance Lois does get pregnent, what about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
    T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
    Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is if he does it with a kryptonite condom, but that would probaly kill him!
    T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
    Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
    T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
    Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
    T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
    Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
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    Quote Originally Posted by havehotasianwife View Post
    lol, reminded me of this DanB...

    T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
    Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
    T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
    Brodie: It's impossible! Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he comes during sex, he probally blows a load like a shotgun blast... right through her back! And if by chance Lois does get pregnent, what about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
    T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
    Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way Superman could bang regular chicks is if he does it with a kryptonite condom, but that would probaly kill him!
    T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
    Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
    T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
    Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
    T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
    Brodie: Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if you're going to wax intellectual about the subject...
    One time, my cousin Walter jerked off in public.
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    my cousin walter got a cat stuck up his ass..
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    love that excuse... it's not sex, it's just a blow job..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    One time, my cousin Walter jerked off in public.
    He was one lucky fellow because he was arrested for the act but the judge threw it out, saying it wouldn't stand up in court!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    He was one lucky fellow because he was arrested for the act but the judge threw it out, saying it wouldn't stand up in court!
    Huh? I was just doing a line from Mallrats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Huh? I was just doing a line from Mallrats.
    Well there goes my punch line lol! I was just making a joke, you know whacking his woody in public but not being able to get it up in court. The judge throwing out his case cause it wouldn't stand up in court...get it???? No more late night jokes for me...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Well there goes my punch line lol! I was just making a joke, you know whacking his woody in public but not being able to get it up in court. The judge throwing out his case cause it wouldn't stand up in court...get it???? No more late night jokes for me...lol
    hahaha I get it.
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