So...theres this gay club about 20 mins from me and I was there once with a chick about a year ago. I remember seeing a sign for friday nights having "dancers". I saw some pics of these guys on the wall and they were HARDLY built. Like 12 year olds. So i figured "Screw this, I can do better than that!" So i kept in mind next time i was lean to go inquire.
Fast forward a year later... im pretty ripped again, and just saw "The Thunder From Down Under"(australian male reveiw non gay) at a local nightclub. I only went there cuz i figured there'd be lots of horny women there. (I got two numbers...eh). Anyway, the day after I messaged like ten chicks on facebook who went to the show. See,There was a facebook add and chicks who went commented after they bought their tickets.
SO...I pretended to be one of the "back ups" for the MC, and changed my facebook hometown to Darwin Australia. I asked how they liked the show and such. 3 responded. One was a fat woman who says she'll suck me.(married) The other was a college girl who said she was disapointed "we" didnt show full frontal male nudity,lol. The other was a cute thick little blond. I didn't get around to the college girl yet, but i did meet up with the blond.
It was a friday, and i wanted to go check out the gay club to see if i could get a job with the gay dancer boys at the gay club that i hadn't been to in a year. That morning the thick blond chick texted me and wanted to hang out. I figured since she likes to go out, i'd just meet her at the gay club, kill two birds with one stone. And since she already thinks im a stripper, it's completely natural that i'd be at a club inquiring about a "job". So..i brushed up on my aussie accent and went out.
My accent was spot on! Within ten minutes i was tongue kissing her and talking about sex.
After a little while the gay boys showed up and i asked the head fruitcake if they were looking for a new guy. They said they were...and then of course he immediately asks "So you, gay? straight? bi?" I looked over at the girl i was with thinking "Can't you tell im trying to **** this blond chick?". But i said "Oh..im straight, mate...is that okay? I mean...i'm cool, i can entertain men". He was like "Yeah that's cool" and laughed. So, much to the surprize of the gay men in the club seeing me kiss this cute blond all night....i stripped off my shirt, my pants..and started skipping around in my boxer briefs...ripping off every chippandales dance move i ever watched on youtube.
Within 30 seconds i had 4 fags hovering around me shuving dollar bills in my in my undiess. I even humped a few for extra tips, screw it. The manager guy was like "Hey your in!" And then had me sign the paperwork. We hung out for a bit, and this bisexual fag kept trying to talk us into having sex with him. So we facebooked him to shut him up so he'd go away. He was an okay guy, little annpying tho.
Then I went and fvcked the thick blond girl at a hotel. I still live at home so i told her I was separated from my wife but still living with her,(thats my new excuse going to their place or getting hotels) that's why we had to get a hotel. Her place was pretty far from the club and i didnt want to give her that much time to "think" about what she was doing. So I demoloshed all her holes, she was cool. Then i decided since i probably run into someone i know when im out with her sometime so i figured i'd better come clean about the australian thing, and might as well about the married thing. Normally i wouldnt have done such an honest thing but if she got pissed finding out a different way, she might tell that bisexual guy im not aussie, and he might tell the gay dancer guys im not, since he's tight with all them....so it was purely political.
So next time i saw her I went over with flowers(look, i dont do that shit but it's political okay!) I told her i had something to tell her. I said *still in accent* "Ya know that thing about me being separated?"
She says "...oh...you're not separated are you.."
I said "No....because I'm not married.....never was" Then she got a really confused look on her face. So i explained. She took it well. Then i said "Theres something else..."
She says "Okay...go ahead".... and i said "I'm not australian*in accent*...and I talk like this*no accent*" Again she was confused, but took it damn well. I told her some bullshit about how i used to be a method actor and i just still love playing a role, but i could never lie to her indefinetly...because we had such a "connection". Which did kinda make sense because gave her "lovemaking sex", ya know? Anyway...she was cool with it!
So, fastforward a couple weeks, was my first gay stripping gig. We were in the upstairs part which is more of a bar, and we dance on the bar...kinda like "Coyote Ugly". Anyway, it was the bartenders birthday and he likes cowboys, so we had cowboy garb on, even tho most of the time these guys don't "theme" themselves, they just dance gay in their gay skimpy undies. But i liked the themed cowboy gig..plus its more fun to take something off then to just come out mostly naked from the start. I told the DJ it would be cool if we came out to "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" so we did lol!
Now, even though its a gay bar/club, there's still some straight chicks, which is the main reason I wanted this job, not the money. And i gotta say...women are ALOT more aggressive then the guys in this place. Some of the guys are VERY shy and withdrawn. But the few chicks that were there forget it. Here i came out, i was gonna do some burlesque..a little tease...i had a routine kinda in my head....and this one chick stands up and is like "COME ON STRIPPER, TAKE IT OFF!!" And starts tugging my shirt off! So much for a routine, right down to business here lol. So i had her and the other two women grab my package and see if they'd make me hard(which they did). The one girl who was there with her gay guy friend was like "Aww, he's letting me play with his wee wee!". Then the one married chick was putting dollars in my g-string and she would go UNDER the g-string and TOUCH IT. Then i took her friends hand and let her touch it too and she gave me a 10$ tip!
THEN later in the night a SMOKIN' female stripper came in with her gay guy friend, and SHE tipped ME! HPW BIG IS MY EGO NOW! Hot strippers tipping ME! I will never tip another female stripper again....I'M ACENDED BEYOND IT HAHAHAHAH.
Overall i made $54 in tips and 50 flat fee, so i made $104 in 2hrs and 20 mins.
Oh and guys....don't let your women go see male strippers because they touch our penises. Don't believe the "Oh it's just a good time with the girls, blah blah blah"
Cuz if im doing this at a GAY club, with THREE women showing up, and ALL three touch and fondled...can you imagine what happens at HIGHER LEVEL male strip clubs with HOTTER more muscular men?(im really nothing that special), and shiit ton more women? Forget it! You must forbid them. Cuz aggressive strippers like me take the girls hand and put it there....but then they keep it there, so..
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Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart
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