A joke

[pautusecepery]

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

[Flier]

Do you have another?

[Dr Pepper]

Very bad first post, lol

[Flier]

Why does he have all those "contact me" icons under his name?
The new stay-in-touch generation.

[lovbyts]

Why does he have all those "contact me" icons under his name?
The new stay-in-touch generation.

Holy contacts batman, I see a future dealer wana be in our midst.

[paulzane]

Worst intro here yet!

[Tigershark]

That was freaking terrible.

[V-ROID]

A three legged dog walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I do you for?". Dog says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my pa."
That is the worst joke I know but brilliant by comparison.

[DanB]

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'

The man says, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'

'Well, OK!' says the woman, going with the moment. He offers her the bottle, so she downs half of it and hands it back.

'Your turn,' says the woman.

'No, thanks,' says the man, 'I think I'll just wait for the garda (police).

[V-ROID]

Now that is smart!

[DanB]

He was Irish

[dooie]

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

Wow!!

[V-ROID]

He was Irish

Well I am half Irish so...

[DanB]

Well I am half Irish so...

Then your a very privileged man

[lovbyts]

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'

The man says, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'

'Well, OK!' says the woman, going with the moment. He offers her the bottle, so she downs half of it and hands it back.

'Your turn,' says the woman.

'No, thanks,' says the man, 'I think I'll just wait for the garda (police).

I like it.... Finally turnaround

[Flier]

Two Tomatoes were crossing the street.
One of them lagged behind and got run over.
The other one turned around and said "Let´s go Ketchup!"

[gixxerboy1]

He was Irish

so he was already drunk

[Times Roman]

Welcome to the board mate!
Well, hmmmm..... we have an old rule around here i just made up that when you intro with a joke and bomb that bad, you have to buy all us blokes here a round at the pub
Good luck on the second post
---Roman

[DanB]

so he was already drunk

Irish men always are when they drive shhhhhhhhhh

[JohnnyVegas]

Why does he have all those "contact me" icons under his name?
The new stay-in-touch generation.

Spaaaaaam.