
Originally Posted by
Times Roman
See... all this time i thought it was my amazing prowess over the chess board. When I was in highschool, as the captain of the chess team, I took it apon my self to raise awareness of this sport, and to garnish the support of the student body so we can get our own cheerleader squad.
I tried explaining to the head cheerleader of the football team (who i was trying to recruit for the cheerleading squad of the chess team) that there is a high correlation between a blokes intellectual capacity and the overall displa***ent ratio of his male piston. Not only that, statistically, the life time earnings capacity of a member of the football team pales in comparison to that of a member of the chess team. And to top it off, I patiently explained to her that those on the football team have a far higher likelihood of early onset male pattern baldness than my brethren on the chess team.