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  1. 07-01-2012, 04:14 PM #1
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    Wife has me parinod as hell

    So the wife flicks my chest today and says that Im getting boobs. Of course she then says that " its from all that stuff u take". I dont feel any different and cant notice it. No soreness, lumps, maybe a little puffy. Faack. Now im on the boat today and think i got tits. Lol. Im just cruising right now but am gonna start letro in the morning to see if the puffiness goes away. Any input on this at all would be great!!!
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    What is your bodyfat
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    Quote Originally Posted by capetown View Post
    So the wife flicks my chest today and says that Im getting boobs. Of course she then says that " its from all that stuff u take". I dont feel any different and cant notice it. No soreness, lumps, maybe a little puffy. Faack. Now im on the boat today and think i got tits. Lol. Im just cruising right now but am gonna start letro in the morning to see if the puffiness goes away. Any input on this at all would be great!!!
    Women usually wont distinguish between muscle and breast tissue when they say that. If you have no symptoms of gyno, then you could simply have just added some mass to your chest
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    Pics would help. Is it possible she is jealous? Lol!
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    Furring last years bulk my pinched what she could around my belly button and looks at me and say" eeww what's this!". I was like WHAT? I was probay around 13% bf and about a month away from a 90 day contest cut. I was floored when she said this? I was like I can stay 6-8% bf year round.

    Moral of the story. Wives are wives and they may not get it all the time so she's probably just messing with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noles12 View Post
    Women usually wont distinguish between muscle and breast tissue when they say that. If you have no symptoms of gyno, then you could simply have just added some mass to your chest
    Absolutely, women don't differentiate between boobs and pecs, kinda like when they say oh he is strong looking? instead of muscular.
    If you do have tits and she is bi-sexual then its a win win...lol I wouldn't let it go to your head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    What is your bodyfat
    Probably sitting at 13 percent right now. Ended blast a couple weeks ago at 11. But she has never made that comment before and I have gone from 210 to 250 and back down so many times that I have known her that it took me by surprise. Maybe its just because my ass is getting old . Lol
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    Then I reckon its a simple case of what Noles suggested
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    Quote Originally Posted by papa-g View Post
    Furring last years bulk my pinched what she could around my belly button and looks at me and say" eeww what's this!". I was like WHAT? I was probay around 13% bf and about a month away from a 90 day contest cut. I was floored when she said this? I was like I can stay 6-8% bf year round.

    Moral of the story. Wives are wives and they may not get it all the time so she's probably just messing with you.
    wow that's pretty harsh, unless she is a friggin lingerie model.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironbeck
    wow that's pretty harsh, unless she is a friggin lingerie model.
    She's good but let's be honest. She ain't perfect either.

    Beck don't you ever mention this statement again in your life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironbeck

    Absolutely, women don't differentiate between boobs and pecs, kinda like when they say oh he is strong looking? instead of muscular.
    If you do have tits and she is bi-sexual then its a win win...lol I wouldn't let it go to your head.
    Bahhhaaa. She isnt bi but i will throw that line out there tonight to see what her response is.
    Thanks for the input guys. Made me feel better about it all. Lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by papa-g View Post
    She's good but let's be honest. She ain't perfect either.

    Beck don't you ever mention this statement again in your life!
    ...;-)
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    sometimes women just like to fuk with you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    sometimes women just like to fuk with you
    And we were at the gym
    Together that day while she was working on that "legendary" 5 pound before summer all women deal with.

    But truth be told after 2 kids she still weighs in at under 115lbs and has my attention everyday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noles12 View Post
    Women usually wont distinguish between muscle and breast tissue when they say that. If you have no symptoms of gyno, then you could simply have just added some mass to your chest
    some of us do
    *loves her man's pecks
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    Post a pic of her pecs and yours . Let us compare and I'll get back to ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo
    Post a pic of her pecs and yours . Let us compare and I'll get back to ya.
    Lmao!!!!
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    Slap her in the butt and tell her it shook a little more than usual.

    Then run....
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel
    Slap her in the butt and tell her it shook a little more than usual.

    Then run....
    Ouch that's mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Slap her in the butt and tell her it shook a little more than usual.

    Then run....
    Not a good idea. Do these jeans make me look fat? No your ass makes you look fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Slap her in the butt and tell her it shook a little more than usual.

    Then run....
    baaahahahahaaa aaahhh hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelkel View Post
    Slap her in the butt and tell her it shook a little more than usual.

    Then run....
    That's a good one; I'm gonna try that one tonight for sure!
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    I'd take a nice look in the mirror and see what you think. That's what would be most important to me anyway.
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