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    wtf, a substance that you snort and it gives you alot of energy and alertness. Where could this possibly go wrong?

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    Can you rub it on mucosal membranes too instead of snorting? Can I put it in a pipe and smoke it?????

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    No officer, I swear! It's pre workout!!

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    Finally!

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    Is it dosed in scoops or lines/rails?

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    cocaine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Is it dosed in scoops or lines/rails?
    in Keys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
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    I hear the container comes with a nice shinny straw too.

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    I wonder how Lon something like this could last on the market?

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    From the website:

    *Bottle contains dosage measuring dipper and insuffalation conduit.

    So a cr*ck pipe isn't a cr*ck pipe it's a combustion conduit. Lmao

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    "The duration of effects range from 10-15 minutes, with a significantly reduced period of unwanted after effects compared to other stimulant containing pre-workout supplements."

    10-15 minutes!?! So am I supposed to snort this nose candy every 15 minutes during work outs?

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    Store your spares between your thumb and pointer

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer
    Store your spares between your thumb and pointer
    I'm going to have to grow my pinky nails longer for those intra-work out "bumps" I need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    I'm going to have to grow my pinky nails longer for those intra-work out "bumps" I need.
    Haha

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    Hopefully all the methheads up here start taking this instead so I don't have to see their disassembled appliances in there front yards.

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    There is no fvcking way they'll let me bring a mirror and razor blades out in the gym.

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    Haha this is gold can you imagine people's faces in the gym you whip out your pipe and go oh excuse me just need my pre workout pick me up hahaha

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    I admit I'm disappointed it isn't real. I was totally going to buy it lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrcivil
    Haha this is gold can you imagine people's faces in the gym you whip out your pipe and go oh excuse me just need my pre workout pick me up hahaha
    Pull out your rolled up dollar bill and your little baggie and look 'em in the eye and say, "whaaaaat!?! It's just a little bump"

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    Hahaha did you guys see the ingredients? It's got polonium 210 in it hahahhaa. It's a post-transitional metal that's radioactive. That's what they used to poison/kill Alexander Litvinenko after he accused Putin of ordering a journalist to be killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    Pull out your rolled up dollar bill and your little baggie and look 'em in the eye and say, "whaaaaat!?! It's just a little bump"
    Haha reminds me if hangover 2 chow do bump just a little bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong
    Hahaha did you guys see the ingredients? It's got polonium 210 in it hahahhaa. It's a post-transitional metal that's radioactive. That's what they used to poison/kill Alexander Litvinenko after he accused Putin of ordering a journalist to be killed.
    Meh.....everything in moderation, right?

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    Ok so who's game to give it a go lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06
    Ok so who's game to give it a go lol
    You posted first.....just saying....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrcivil

    Haha reminds me if hangover 2 chow do bump just a little bump
    Ya well hopefully there won't be a naked Asian man jumping out of my trunk with a tire iron. (Hangover 1).

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    You posted first.....just saying....
    Hahaha might help me train legs tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06

    Hahaha might help me train legs tonight
    Blow up d'em wheels!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    Ya well hopefully there won't be a naked Asian man jumping out of my trunk with a tire iron. (Hangover 1).
    So long gay boys haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by boxa06 View Post
    Ok so who's game to give it a go lol
    I think you need to start a log here on the board so we can see all your gains! =)

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    thats f ing crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    I think you need to start a log here on the board so we can see all your gains! =)
    It will be like the faces of meth ad

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Meh.....everything in moderation, right?
    Yeah.. I guess that's a thermogenic.

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    I'm buying some!!!!!

    I am going to keep some in a blow container with spoon, as shown here:



    So it can be portable, I will be able to snort it in the gym while working out. I swear to god, I will even get someone to record me doing it (and people's reactions around me) right in the dumbbell area in front of the mirror between sets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    Can you rub it on mucosal membranes too instead of snorting? Can I put it in a pipe and smoke it?????

    You have to cut it and bake it first.

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