These freakin jabronis.. just had to share. I get behind this van that says some crap about jesus loves you strewn down the back in big letters. We're coming up on that one light in town that literally takes 5 minutes or more to cycle. You all know this light, every town has one, and this is that light. As Im making my approach its a solid green left turn arrow I'm like yippee kiyiyay im gonna make it. I reach a few car lengths behind the line where you are supposed to stop for a red and the light turns from green to yellow. The jesus people are almost in the intersection I mean like 10 feet from the line, and they jam the brakes. It was the craziest shit **** thing I have seen in a while. I mean ive seen some dumb shit but this was like banging your sister dumb shit. It takes everything ive got to not rear end these people, and I was not tailgating, it just caught me by surprise that freakin jabronis would jam the brakes as soon as it turns from green to yellow.
So the left turn arrow is red now. I look over. The regular lights are still green, its just the left turn lane thats red. I check my mirrors and kick my V8 in gear, peel out into the intersection (big intersection). Roar down the road less than 100 yards, squeal the tires as I dukes of hazard style whip the car around. Come back to the intersection and stop at the red. Make a right on red to get where I need to go and wave as I drive off. I check the mir a couple of times to see if they ever catch up. I never see these morons again on my half hour trip down the road. Hopefully they are still sitting at the light.
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Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS
