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Thread: My roommate "Rainman" busted his chin and needs stitches possibly

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    My roommate "Rainman" busted his chin and needs stitches possibly

    My roommate and I started drinking. I was drinking heavy - rum runners, jack and coke, white russians. He was drinking.. like 3 beers all night. We started walking home. He passes out while walking. Sprawls out. Totally laid out. His chin strikes the concrete. We made it home. He's dripping blood. He has no insurance. We are trying to keep pressure on his chin. He has like a 2 inch cut that keeps bleeding drops of blood. Im trying to keep him calm keep him keeping pressure on the wound. This is nuts. What. The. Fuk.

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    You'll have to cut him off at two beer next time. Lesson learned.

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    If its a straight cut crazy glue. Wouldn't try it myself (thank god for Canadian medical) but it should work.


    Hmm probably shouldn't tell someone who's drunk to super glue his buddies face...

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    Stitch it like Rambo and let that be a lesson...even if he doesn't need stitches do it anyhow lol.

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    Are you sure he didnt bust it on your balls? LMAO!!!! Seriously if it is straight super glue will work. Gonna burn tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    My roommate and I started drinking. I was drinking heavy - rum runners, jack and coke, white russians. He was drinking.. like 3 beers all night. We started walking home. He passes out while walking. Sprawls out. Totally laid out. His chin strikes the concrete. We made it home. He's dripping blood. He has no insurance. We are trying to keep pressure on his chin. He has like a 2 inch cut that keeps bleeding drops of blood. Im trying to keep him calm keep him keeping pressure on the wound. This is nuts. What. The. Fuk.
    hahahahaha.. sorry.

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    So... you're stepping on his face while you type a thread on the forum to keep pressure on his chin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    So... you're stepping on his face while you type a thread on the forum to keep pressure on his chin?
    While drunk. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Are you sure he didnt bust it on your balls? LMAO!!!! Seriously if it is straight super glue will work. Gonna burn tho.
    hahhahahha I wake up this morning to check this thread im pretty sure yesterday while I was drunk and he's bleeding everywhere I said "man that guys balls must have been slapping your chin extra hard" lol

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    Yeah super glue is good.And why are you teaching him bad habits LOL

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