Pist for xmas

[>Good Luck<]

Just thought I'd come here to bit(h, maybe I'll get some comfort.

Every year I spend too much on Christmas trying to make everyone happy, and the one thing I always want, I never get. It doesn't cost anything, and isn't hard to do... All I wanted for the last 5 years was a good old BJ in bed, and at some point- to get laid on Christmas... 5 fukkin years man! No gifts, no cards, I could even skip the food... All I really wanted was a bj for Xmas. Nope... Not this year. Sex? Maybe next year... Maybe next year ...

Merry Christmas? Nah, not for me.

[MickeyKnox]

Is this a joke? You cant get laid by your wife? And not even a BJ on Xmass?? Is this is for real, i feel sorry for you brother.

I hear about this type of thing occasionally, but i never really could wrap my head around it. I cant imagine asking my wife if i could have sex with her. If i had to do that, i wouldn't be married. Perhaps that's why im not.

[>Good Luck<]

Is this a joke? You cant get laid by your wife? And not even a BJ on Xmass?? Is this is for real, i feel sorry for you brother.

I hear about this type of thing occasionally, but i never really could wrap my head around it. I cant imagine asking my wife if i could have sex with her. If i had to do that, i wouldn't be married. Perhaps that's why im not.

It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!

[MickeyKnox]

It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!

Perhaps you should, for the sake of your marriage.

She may have experienced some type of traumatic event around Xmas time as a child or young adult. Or maybe Xmas isn't what it used to be when she was growing up.

Sit down with her and talk about it. Encourage to open up about why shes so cold, sexually, around the holidays.

[GirlyGymRat]

It is a joke! I think she may have a had some bullshit happen in the past because it's not always like this... Just xmas is worse than any other time of year. And I'm not the type to ask, I just go for it... Rejection by your wife is BULLSHIT!!!

So u didn't ask or u did ask and she said no?

[GirlyGymRat]

So u didn't ask or u did ask and she said no?

You guys are all ganging up on me!!! And yes depending on the situation you might have to drop a hint.

[>Good Luck<]

You guys are all ganging up on me!!! And yes depending on the situation you might have to drop a hint.

If a woman needs a hint from a man all she has to do is look at him. We are always hinting for sex. I think 92% of all things I do in my daily life is in hopes or preparations for sex. No lols

[JD250]

you might have to drop a hint.

True, this actually works, I slapped her in the face with my dick and said "suck it baby" and she did it. She picks right up on my hints.

[Hoggage_54]

Time for a divorce.

[>Good Luck<]

Time for a divorce.

It's cheaper to keep her bro

[kelkel]

It's cheaper to keep her bro

Not sure about that. I'm on my way out as well.....

[MickeyKnox]

Not sure about that. I'm on my way out as well.....

No BJ's this Xmass either Kel? lol

[kelkel]

No BJ's this Xmass either Kel? lol

Not a chance and I wouldn't even ask.

[Soar]

Sounds like you need to spunk on her back while she's sleeping.

[>Good Luck<]

Sounds like you need to spunk on her back while she's sleeping.

That'll teach her

[Lunk1]

I didnt get any either if it makes ya feel better! Granted it was because both her and my daughter came down with the flu and I have no doubt she isn't happy about missing out on my candy cane I will hopefully make up for it and then some on New Years!

Is it possible you were on the naughty list? or not naughty enough???

[Lunk1]

The biggest arguments about sex are the arguments about having to ask for anything...one should never have to ask for sex! It should be a mutual desire between two ppl...if yo have to ask for it then it feels like a pity fuk and I would just as soon jerk it!

Ohhhh how this discussion has been had sooooo many times. Keep in mind the natural labido differences and know that while you dont want to ask for it, you also need to work a bit for it!

[--->>405<<---]

ive got a buddy who's dad has a saying (i think i may have posted it here before):

if it flies, floats, or fcuks... RENT IT!!

all jokes aside, i think most of us know how it feels to want some and not get it cuz the wife "doesnt feel like it, has a headache, isnt in the mood, thats all im good for, thats all u think about, food sex sleep.. thats all that matters to u, ur not romantic, etc.."


i tell u those damn women got it made man! here we go out and bust our butts to make a decent living and provide a good life while the biggest worry they have is what to get at the grocery store and making sure the laundry is done and the bills are paid (if u let them pay them which i do - with our money of course) and all we want is a little blowjob or some puss every so often without having to listening to a bunch of bitching and sometimes they cant even do that!

UNBELIEVEABLE!!! LOL..

[MickeyKnox]

GL, this is what you should have asked for this Xmas...the girl at .32 secs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13ZYdDoWX3w

[Lunk1]

This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!

[>Good Luck<]

This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!

No even on cycle yet. Starting test e and tbol jan 1st and if she's not ready by then things would get messy lol

[GirlyGymRat]

No even on cycle yet. Starting test e and tbol jan 1st and if she's not ready by then things would get messy lol

Find your voice and drop some hints and take more showers. Lol.

[>Good Luck<]

Find your voice and drop some hints and take more showers. Lol.

Thanks for the advice. I showered and then asked her for a BJ. she said it's not your birthday and reminded me it's garbage day tomorrow.

Just kidding, but that would probably happen lol

[DCI]

This sounds like one of my Tren induced fits about sex that I'm famous for in our house! If I'm on Tren and she isn't coming after me 24/7 like a stripper chasing a $100 then I start acting like she isn't in to me!

Man, that has to be one of the funniest things I have read on here and unintentionally funny too quality

[JohnnyVegas]

Mismatched libidos are a bitch. I have been through it. Both of us are on hormone replacement now and have sex a few times a week despite a busy schedule.

We had sex twice on Christmas with a nap in between...best Christmas ever.

[GirlyGymRat]

my OBGYN never asked me about my libido or HRT, but he did ask me for a date! Johnny is on to something. Alot of you guys are on cycle and alot of us gals are not.

Mismatched libidos are a bitch. I have been through it. Both of us are on hormone replacement now and have sex a few times a week despite a busy schedule.

We had sex twice on Christmas with a nap in between...best Christmas ever.

[canesfan804]

Another thing and maybe a little more reasonable to try is give her a good leg and foot massage, then she may ask what do you want. Jokingly say a BJ

[canesfan804]

Best thing to do is wait till she is gone and clean the entire house. Make sure the laundry is done and all. Then get dinner going, hopefully finish that. When she pulls in the driveway stand in the middle of the kitchen and start rubbin one out. I mean butt az naked. When she walks in she will be like "WTF are you doing" then you reply " See I CAN do all of this by myself, but I WANT you to be here doing it with me" that would be a good hint. I actually did this once when my wife and I first started living together. It wasnt for a lack of sex but the fact she wasnt keeping the house clean enough. She got the point. 13 years and 3 kids later she is still with me. Still dont know how I got so lucky.

[>Good Luck<]

Best thing to do is wait till she is gone and clean the entire house. Make sure the laundry is done and all. Then get dinner going, hopefully finish that. When she pulls in the driveway stand in the middle of the kitchen and start rubbin one out. I mean butt az naked. When she walks in she will be like "WTF are you doing" then you reply " See I CAN do all of this by myself, but I WANT you to be here doing it with me" that would be a good hint. I actually did this once when my wife and I first started living together. It wasnt for a lack of sex but the fact she wasnt keeping the house clean enough. She got the point. 13 years and 3 kids later she is still with me. Still dont know how I got so lucky.

Lol that's jokes

[canesfan804]

Lol that's jokes

I really did this. I dont think it was as funny tho lol.

[DSM4Life]

What are your stats? I might be able to help.

[--->>405<<---]

What are your stats? I might be able to help.

LMAO!!

[>Good Luck<]

What are your stats? I might be able to help.

5'2" 335lbs and I shower on Saturdays.

[GirlyGymRat]

now we all know why you aren't getting any....but maybe DSM is game????

5'2" 335lbs and I shower on Saturdays.

[DSM4Life]

now we all know why you aren't getting any....but maybe DSM is game????

I'll take on for the team. Now where did I put my Chapstick...

[>Good Luck<]

I'll take on for the team. Now where did I put my Chapstick...

No need, I spilt a pan of bacon grease on my lap yesterday.

[Lunk1]

What are your stats? I might be able to help.

Now thats a friend indeed!

[canesfan804]

Hes 8% bf tho.

[>Good Luck<]

Hes 8% bf tho.

48% by bodpod

[likelifting]

I don't mind asking my wife for a smoker. And I don't mind if she says no once in a while. She asks and I tell her if I'm not into it, cuz sometimes I'm not.