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  1. 01-20-2013, 06:42 PM #1
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    Maybe I'm old school, but if a blow job AINT sex.................

    ...........then what the hell is it?

    and if it aint sex, does that mean if you go get one, it aint cheating?

    And if it aint cheating, then am I g2g if I go out and regularly get one?

    And if I regularly go out and get one, does it matter if from the same woman?

    And if from the same woman, does it really matter if I reciprocate orally?


    Damn, so many questions...........................
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    Bro. I said 5mg of Cialis twice daily. Not 50mg. Christ!
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    its deff cheating any way you look at it but i dont think its sex , its oral sex, theres a difference between sex and oral sex lol
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    Yea these young kids are funny. They do all kinds of stuff and say its not sex. That why Tim Tebow is still a virgin, anal doesnt count.
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    Its oral WHAT????
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Bro. I said 5mg of Cialis twice daily. Not 50mg. Christ!


    A blowjob is a part of sex imo.

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    ...........then what the hell is it?

    and if it aint sex, does that mean if you go get one, it aint cheating? It is cheating if your in a relationship.

    And if it aint cheating, then am I g2g if I go out and regularly get one? No matter how u justify, i cant say your g2g

    And if I regularly go out and get one, does it matter if from the same woman? A blowjob is a blowjob, some are better than others, if she is meeting your satisfaction requirements why not go back?

    And if from the same woman, does it really matter if I reciprocate orally? Would be ideal.


    Damn, so many questions...........................
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    It depends on what the meaning of the word is is.
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    Now a hand job is not sex but if I cought my wife doing the 4 knuckle shuffle on some dudes piss pipe I would probably go to prison for double homicide.
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    funny TR..

    blowjobs are sex.. just not "intercourse"..
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Now a hand job is not sex but if I cought my wife doing the 4 knuckle shuffle on some dudes piss pipe I would probably go to prison for double homicide.
    Why would you kill the dude? It wouldn't be his fault your wife decided to do the deed? Your wife is the guilty one... dude just provided a cock that SHE WANTED to stroke.
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    see, I was thinking of my good buddy Slick Willy Clinton when I was writing this, and according to him, a blow job AINT sex!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Bro. I said 5mg of Cialis twice daily. Not 50mg. Christ!
    gawdam you man! only 5mg twice daily? why so low? I mean, you know how small those little pills are?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    see, I was thinking of my good buddy Slick Willy Clinton when I was writing this, and according to him, a blow job AINT sex!
    Thats where post #7 came from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Why would you kill the dude? It wouldn't be his fault your wife decided to do the deed? Your wife is the guilty one... dude just provided a cock that SHE WANTED to stroke.
    Couldnt really blame him but he still dies. Cant blame me either......crime of passion. LOL I dont have to wory about this just to clarify cause I gotta good woman at home. As Hank would say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131

    Why would you kill the dude? It wouldn't be his fault your wife decided to do the deed? Your wife is the guilty one... dude just provided a cock that SHE WANTED to stroke.
    Exactly the woman is always the guilty one...
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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804 View Post
    Now a hand job is not sex but if I cought my wife doing the 4 knuckle shuffle on some dudes piss pipe I would probably go to prison for double homicide.
    lol Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Bro. I said 5mg of Cialis twice daily. Not 50mg. Christ!
    lol, Times is taking 5g twice daily.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wh1spa View Post
    lol, Times is taking 5g twice daily.
    i get it. yer thinking i'm so blind i didn't see the "M" in the "5mg"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    see, I was thinking of my good buddy Slick Willy Clinton when I was writing this, and according to him, a blow job AINT sex!
    That's kind of like saying that a man having sex with another man isn't cheating on his woman cause it's just another person of the same sex so it doesn't mean the same thing. And it's kind of funny how some women feel better if it is another man their man is cheating with rather than a woman. Go figure...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    That's kind of like saying that a man having sex with another man isn't cheating on his woman cause it's just another person of the same sex so it doesn't mean the same thing. And it's kind of funny how some women feel better if it is another man their man is cheating with rather than a woman. Go figure...
    hmmm....

    .....I have NEVER heard another woman say that she'd be OK if her man decided to have extra marital relations with another man. Or is it that these woman are saying if their man were having sex with YOU they wouldn't feel threatened?

    I didn't just say that, did I?

    OK, OK, you can kick my ass later. But not now. I dont' want to spill any wine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    hmmm....

    .....I have NEVER heard another woman say that she'd be OK if her man decided to have extra marital relations with another man. Or is it that these woman are saying if their man were having sex with YOU they wouldn't feel threatened?

    I didn't just say that, did I?

    OK, OK, you can kick my ass later. But not now. I dont' want to spill any wine!
    No they were saying that they were less threatened when he cheated with a man over a woman. You need to catch up with the Ricki Lake Show. I know you have all those episodes tivo'ed..Even so they shouldn't feel threatened if he was with me because it would all be over for them but the cryin...
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    A few years back....A guy I knew was married and his wife left him for another women. It took him a little while but he ended up thinking it was pretty cool. He told the story to anyone who would listen.

    edit #1. They had no kids and they were always fighting.

    edit #2. This post has nothing to do with the topic of this thread. My bad.
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    Cant make a baby from a blowjob, so its not sex

    It is definitely cheating if ya get a BJ from another woman

    You can get a BJ from as many women as you want, just watch out for the burners, that sh!t is for life bro, ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Bro. I said 5mg of Cialis twice daily. Not 50mg. Christ!
    Haa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ...........then what the hell is it?

    and if it aint sex, does that mean if you go get one, it aint cheating?

    And if it aint cheating, then am I g2g if I go out and regularly get one?

    And if I regularly go out and get one, does it matter if from the same woman?

    And if from the same woman, does it really matter if I reciprocate orally?


    Damn, so many questions...........................
    From what I understand that is what most school girls say now days. They can claim they are still virgins as long as they have not had V sex. Oral and an@l is OK. Sometimes it's best not to argue.
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    I am cracking up with all of the sex posts from TR. Everything ok buddy?
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    He must have a healthy E2 level right now or he picked up a new RX of Cialis. lol
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    Maybe that GW has some sides no one knew about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by likelifting View Post
    Maybe that GW has some sides no one knew about.
    Hey this didn't happen with me. And I was running like a trillion times the dose TR did. Try 40mg/day. lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomini View Post
    Hey this didn't happen with me. And I was running like a trillion times the dose TR did. Try 40mg/day. lol...
    Well then if I ever run it, I'll contact TR for his source.
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    Quote Originally Posted by warmouth View Post
    I am cracking up with all of the sex posts from TR. Everything ok buddy?
    sex posts? wait a minit. I thought we agreed a blow job aint sex?

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    He must have a healthy E2 level right now or he picked up a new RX of Cialis. lol
    hopefully lower than they were....

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    Maybe that GW has some sides no one knew about.
    ....and still don't

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    Hey this didn't happen with me. And I was running like a trillion times the dose TR did. Try 40mg/day. lol...
    that's 8x the dose. how the holy hell do you pay for all that? must have ran several hundred dollars for the month, no?

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    Well then if I ever run it, I'll contact TR for his source.
    I got it from AR-R, but you didn't hear it from me! =)
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    if you can get herpes from it, its cheating
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    No way a BJ is sex, no way
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    A blowjob is a beautiful thing like a unicorn or a butterfly
    X2 unless its a pity blowjob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    X2 unless its a pity blowjob.

    A pity Bj in my book is still a solid win
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    Quote Originally Posted by < <Samson> > View Post
    A pity Bj in my book is still a solid win
    So we know now who's NOT getting blown very often, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    So we know now who's NOT getting blown very often, lol

    Why the low blows man < LMAO
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    Quote Originally Posted by < <Samson> > View Post
    Why the low blows man < LMAO
    Its not a low blow.... its okay that you "settled"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan68131 View Post
    Its not a low blow.... its okay that you "settled"....

    Ugggggh
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