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    Animals who eat one meal a day. Do they believe in God?

    Anyone have any thoughts or opinions? Does the one meal lead to hallucinations? Is this when the dog or cat sees God. Or do they believe as a christian?

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    I like the idea of where this will go......................I'm gonna cook some popcorn............

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    What if the one meal they eat that day happens to be another animal who is in the moment of hallucinating or seeing god? With the experience transfer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    What if the one meal they eat that day happens to be another animal who is in the moment of hallucinating or seeing god? With the experience transfer?

    Great question. But did the animal who was consumed only eat one big meal that day?

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    For example my dog eats 2 x a day and believes in Santa. But to be fair she does get presents wrapped under the tree. But Christmas is about the birth of Jesus in a manger where the live stock ate 1 big meal a day. Coincidence ? Hummm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    But to be fair she does get presents wrapped under the tree.
    and why the f not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    and why the f not?
    nm...reread it. whew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt View Post
    nm...reread it. whew.
    Yeah I did not understand. Oh hell she makes out better than me.
    But see is a 93 lbs yellow lab. If she ate one big meal would see weigh more.

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    I was on my way to amazon to fedex you some milkbones or pig's ears from santa then I saw it saw DOES and not doesn't

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    I make sure my cats have a steady supply of food so they eat small meals throughout the day, so their input in this thread would be useless.

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    I Rofl, I dont think I can take it anymore, my ribs hurt so much from laughing.

    what about snakes? there so f*cking pro that they only need to eat like.....once a week.....maybe only once a month if it was a BIG meal...but snakes are satan worshipers so do they count??

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyE View Post
    I Rofl, I dont think I can take it anymore, my ribs hurt so much from laughing.

    what about snakes? there so f*cking pro that they only need to eat like.....once a week.....maybe only once a month if it was a BIG meal...but snakes are satan worshipers so do they count??
    Now you understand. It's much deeper than we thought.

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    Whats everyone on lately? This board has gone bonkers............. i want some

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    Cape did you start taking NOOPEPT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boz View Post
    Whats everyone on lately? This board has gone bonkers............. i want some
    My dog takes ambien and calls Atomini

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Cape did you start taking NOOPEPT?
    Funny you should ask. Not yet but soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyE View Post
    I Rofl, I dont think I can take it anymore, my ribs hurt so much from laughing.

    what about snakes? there so f*cking pro that they only need to eat like.....once a week.....maybe only once a month if it was a BIG meal...but snakes are satan worshipers so do they count??
    Weren't you banned from this forum not too long ago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Now you understand. It's much deeper than we thought.
    indeed.....the answers to the universe could possibly be found in this equation but ancient astronaut theorist are still trying to decypher it........+=

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    Weren't you banned from this forum not too long ago?
    Nope, I'm fairly new to the forum and this is my first and only account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyE View Post
    Nope, I'm fairly new to the forum and this is my first and only account.
    Right. It shouldn't be long now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boz View Post
    Whats everyone on lately? This board has gone bonkers............. i want some
    call 1-900-GOD-WEED and they will over night it to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shsm View Post
    Right. It shouldn't be long now.
    Ummm??

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    first question to be asked, refer to this thread... http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...God-even-exist

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    awwww, it wont let me click... I want to be enlightened

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Anyone have any thoughts or opinions? Does the one meal lead to hallucinations? Is this when the dog or cat sees God. Or do they believe as a christian?
    Humans ARE animals and some do eat one meal a day and some do believe in God.

    I have yet to meet one who does both.

    Nonetheless I'm honoured to have triggered this deep philosophical, existential thought process in you. I'm sure one day you'll make a name as the great logician of our time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Great question. But did the animal who was consumed only eat one big meal that day?
    Just one.....and a snack...

    ????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    My dog takes ambien and calls Atomini
    ROFL! thats gold. I once had a imaginery friend, and he had a real friend.

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    You guys are great. Some of you are even worse than me at stirring the pot.

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    Goats, are like mushrooms

    If you shoot a duck

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    You guys are great. Some of you are even worse than me at stirring the pot.
    What ever do you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thex95 View Post
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    dont forget we are looking for the continuum transfunctioner

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigZthedestroyer View Post
    Just one.....and a snack...

    ????

    Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
    Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
    Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Mufasa: Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
    Young Simba: But, Dad, don't we eat the antelope?
    Mufasa: Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connnected in the great Circle of Life.
    That's deep. I wonder how many people didnt catch that.

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    Now then, cavemen used to eat one meal every few days sometimes. But They weren't aware if God back then. Of course, they were all dead by the age of 35.
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