Another flawless thread by PleaseHalp
Cooking my last sirloin steak this morning on a frying pan and dad decided it was a good idea to put half a gallon of olive oil in the pan so I don't ruin his frying pan, walked in on him soaking up all the oils with my steak, dat ghost bulk.
Going to a brand new golds gym and 100x more people at this gym than my home private gym anytime fitness and seeing all these retarded people examples:
Manlet who is on gear about 5 4 150 pounds sees me using 100 pound dumbbell with good form and he smerks and goes for the other 100 pound and starts TS TS TS TS TS! TSSSSS!!!! TSHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (drool flying all over the place from him making animal noises) before he even starts the reps and then all of a sudden on his first 1/4 ROM DB row........HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNG............ ......!!! Everyone just stairing at him and his voice echoing in the big gym sounding like a dying retarded animal.
Asked guy if he was finished with squat rack as he was doing pull ups and he said yeah, I start setting up and hes just standing next to me looking at me and a good two minutes he goes "wait let me get in one more set" said okay and hes one of them cross fit phaggots that does that swinging pull ups and had to walk away to keep from loling at him.
Doing a set and I can see in the mirror behind me some creeper probably gay guy death staring me in the mirror, I can see him in the corner of my eye while i'm doing my reps and im like wtf, look at him and he just stares at me for a good 5 seconds and looks away. I start doing another set and this dude is staring at me again with a mean look on his face and he did this for a good two more sets.
Doing Dumbbell shoulder press with 75's and I'm in the seat and there are two guys on my left and right doing dips on chairs and both of their feet are right under my chair, weirdest fukn situation ever, was about to just drop the 75's on both sides and watch there legs break.