Here's how you can eat one meal a week and still gain. And I DON'T believe in God.

[Atomini]

I am more hardcore than you one-meal-a-day jerks. I need at least 3,000 calories daily to maintain what I have. So if i'm bulking, that means I will eat a single 24,500 calorie meal once weekly.

DONE. THAT'S IT. I'm so hardcore I bulk off of one meal a week. Beat that, assholes. Take your one meal a day and get the hell out of here, you are no longer welcome in my presence.

Figured i'd mention that while we're all at it thinking illogically and irrationally in regards to proper nutritional protocols.

[Sick_beard]

Not you, Atomini..


I now officially give up. Sigh

[MickeyKnox]

I raise you one meal a MONTH! 98,000 cals!

[Atomini]

Oh, and if i'm going to do a 10 week cycle of 100mg weekly Testosterone Propionate with 400mg weekly of Trenbolone Acetate, I just do a single injection of 1,000mg Testosterone with 4,000mg Trenbolone.

I use this syringe to inject myself:



And yes, I also have the same nurse administer it for me.

[Atomini]

Shit, I think I am going to run a 4 week cycle of Methyltrienolone at 1mg/day, so I will just eat all 28mg of Methyltrienolone all at once. That should take care of it for the whole cycle. Convenient administration.

[Atomini]

Not you, Atomini..


I now officially give up. Sigh

Sorry brother, it had to be done. It was a revelation.

[>Good Luck<]

Hey Atomini, I was thinking about cutting, you think if I don't eat at all, I'll probably get cut- no?

[krugerr]

I was thinking of doing Cardio everyday through Jan/Feb/March which would give me 90 cardio sessions, this averages to about 1.7cardio sessions a week for the whole year then.

[Atomini]

I was thinking of doing Cardio everyday through Jan/Feb/March which would give me 90 cardio sessions, this averages to about 1.7cardio sessions a week for the whole year then.

Daily cardio through 3 months equating to 90 sessions (i'm assuming 45 mins to an hour each)?

I would advise then to perform a solid 67.5 - 90 hours of cardio all at once then. NO REST, NO SLEEP. That should take care of your 3 months of cardio. You should be totally shredded and massive by the end.

[>Good Luck<]

Daily cardio through 3 months equating to 90 sessions (i'm assuming 45 mins to an hour each)?

I would advise then to perform a solid 67.5 - 90 hours of cardio all at once then. NO REST, NO SLEEP. That should take care of your 3 months of cardio. You should be totally shredded and massive by the end.

I have a study to back that up...

Www.worldvision.com

[Atomini]

I have a study to back that up...

Www.worldvision.com

Pfft!!! Who needs studies!?

The bible doesn't have any references when I flip to the back of it! So why should I need them when i'm writing and telling people what to do?

[gixxerboy1]

I just eat big on thanksgiving then im done for the year.

[kelkel]

Maybe bulimics are way ahead of us.....


In that vein.......whats the highlight of a party for a bulimic?









When the cake jumps out of the girl.

[Atomini]

Maybe bulimics are way ahead of us.....


In that vein.......whats the highlight of a party for a bulimic?









When the cake jumps out of the girl.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually laughed out loud at that.

[austinite]

Stats?

[The Bear 79]

Maybe bulimics are way ahead of us.....


In that vein.......whats the highlight of a party for a bulimic?









When the cake jumps out of the girl.

That's fvcking hilarious.

[Soar]

I'm scared if I eat more then one meal a day the boys at the gym won't smell my testosterone.

[EyE]

i am more hardcore than you one-meal-a-day jerks. I need at least 3,000 calories daily to maintain what i have. So if i'm bulking, that means i will eat a single 24,500 calorie meal once weekly.

done. That's it. I'm so hardcore i bulk off of one meal a week. Beat that, assholes. Take your one meal a day and get the hell out of here, you are no longer welcome in my presence.

Figured i'd mention that while we're all at it thinking illogically and irrationally in regards to proper nutritional protocols.

like a boss!!

[Capebuffalo]

When you sleep 50 hrs a week you only have to to eat one meal.
The words still echo in my ears I read in a pm today about getting involved. Ha

[GirlyGymRat]

Maybe bulimics are way ahead of us.....

In that vein.......whats the highlight of a party for a bulimic?

When the cake jumps out of the girl.

I am going to borrow this!!!

Atomini. This thread is hilarious.

[Rwy]

I stopped looking at that thread once I saw ketchup on his pasta

[kelkel]

I am going to borrow this!!!

I'll deliver it to you then.....

[GirlyGymRat]

I'll deliver it to you then.....

Looking forward to the delivery! Nummy nummy

[songdog]

Shit, I think I am going to run a 4 week cycle of Methyltrienolone at 1mg/day, so I will just eat all 28mg of Methyltrienolone all at once. That should take care of it for the whole cycle. Convenient administration.

You are in dire need of a haircut and a tan Oh thats right Canucks dont tan