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    Let's talk about SEX!

    This test is playing with my head, and a little on my mind too who cares about legs, who cares about T&A, and who cares about pictures...I just want some friggin SEX! I think the over-active libido is pissing off the wife, and now she's got a flu and I have quarantined off myself to the bedroom to browse the computer... I dare not look at any porn because I wont just pull one out...i'd probably have a 2 hour self-love making session and emerge from this dungeon as if I had just fought a wild beast and won...all I can think about is sex, Asian women, legs, ass, breasts - but not chicken... I wish I was a fVcking lion or a rhino or something that has a whole pack of females that I can breed with whenever I need to or they are "ready" so to speak... why do I have to be so loyal and human....I wish I was an animal, maybe even a rabbit...they fuk a lot ive heard


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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    This test is playing with my head, and a little on my mind too who cares about legs, who cares about T&A, and who cares about pictures...I just want some friggin SEX! I think the over-active libido is pissing off the wife, and now she's got a flu and I have quarantined off myself to the bedroom to browse the computer... I dare not look at any porn because I wont just pull one out...i'd probably have a 2 hour self-love making session and emerge from this dungeon as if I had just fought a wild beast and won...all I can think about is sex, Asian women, legs, ass, breasts - but not chicken... I wish I was a fVcking lion or a rhino or something that has a whole pack of females that I can breed with whenever I need to or they are "ready" so to speak... why do I have to be so loyal and human....I wish I was an animal, maybe even a rabbit...they fuk a lot ive heard

    I like turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I like turtles.
    yea me too...once they roll over, they're already fukked

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    this should solve your problems...


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    Quote Originally Posted by AD
    this should solve your problems...
    I'm down, send the number... But wait! Didn't you already hit that??

    >Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    I'm down, send the number... But wait! Didn't you already hit that??

    >Good luck

    i'll wash her out when i'm done. hygiene is everything in this game...

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    Ahh hoggage, I thought you'd be more supportive! We are sharing the same problem no??

    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

    In all fairness, I haven't gotten laid in a while...
    Your last post in GGR's legs thread... TWas you who inspired me to start this thread

    >Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD

    i'll wash her out when i'm done. hygiene is everything in this game...
    Respect! Um I feel awkward asking this, but is there 1...2... Or 3 holes to choose from if you catch my drift? Feelin freaky

    >Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    This test is playing with my head, and a little on my mind too who cares about legs, who cares about T&A, and who cares about pictures...I just want some friggin SEX! I think the over-active libido is pissing off the wife, and now she's got a flu and I have quarantined off myself to the bedroom to browse the computer... I dare not look at any porn because I wont just pull one out...i'd probably have a 2 hour self-love making session and emerge from this dungeon as if I had just fought a wild beast and won...all I can think about is sex, Asian women, legs, ass, breasts - but not chicken... I wish I was a fVcking lion or a rhino or something that has a whole pack of females that I can breed with whenever I need to or they are "ready" so to speak... why do I have to be so loyal and human....I wish I was an animal, maybe even a rabbit...they fuk a lot ive heard

    Shol'va can help you out.....

    ....I've heard him explain to initiates that it's really not sex if it's with another dude and it's of the oral persuasion

    he can explain it to you better over cocktails, I'm sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Ahh hoggage, I thought you'd be more supportive! We are sharing the same problem no??



    Your last post in GGR's legs thread... TWas you who inspired me to start this thread

    >Good luck
    Well said... You would make a good wing man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman

    Shol'va can help you out.....

    ....I've heard him explain to initiates that it's really not sex if it's with another dude and it's of the oral persuasion

    he can explain it to you better over cocktails, I'm sure
    Well I expected to get the old "shol'va will take care of you" shpeal, but has anyone considered shol'va may have standards??? He might have "gayness" but he's still a person you know!! And besides, I wouldn't want to cut your grass TR xoxo

    >Good luck

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    I feel like having sex even when Im not on AAS. Its all I think about. Ideally I would like it 2xs a day. First would be a quickie in the am to kill the mornin wood and then a knock out drag out pm session to kill the agression from the day. The world would be a better place if we all lived this way.

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    I feel like having sex even when Im not on AAS. Its all I think about. Ideally I would like it 2xs a day. First would be a quickie in the am to kill the mornin wood and then a knock out drag out pm session to kill the agression from the day. The world would be a better place if we all lived this way.
    This man for President. We should vote this into law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canesfan804
    I feel like having sex even when Im not on AAS. Its all I think about. Ideally I would like it 2xs a day. First would be a quickie in the am to kill the mornin wood and then a knock out drag out pm session to kill the agression from the day. The world would be a better place if we all lived this way.
    Douce that! I couldn't agree more

    >Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

    Well said... You would make a good wing man.
    Thanks bro... Dibs on batman, you can be Robin

    >Good luck

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    I'm on a tren cycle. If its warm and has a hole, its game on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk
    I'm on a tren cycle. If its warm and has a hole, its game on!
    If Tren is worse than test I don't think I could ever do it. I'm about to hump this chair

    >Good luck

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    ^^^lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I'm on a tren cycle. If its warm and has a hole, its game on!
    good thing you're not in forensic pathology!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD

    good thing you're not in forensic pathology!
    I started on that path. I was asked to leave. Something about the way I was fondling the corpses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    If Tren is worse than test I don't think I could ever do it. I'm about to hump this chair

    >Good luck
    I can't stop touching myself....and other people. That's normal though....right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    If Tren is worse than test I don't think I could ever do it. I'm about to hump this chair

    >Good luck
    hahaha, where do you live GL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk View Post
    I can't stop touching myself....and other people. That's normal though....right?
    seems pretty normal to me..

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuscleInk

    I can't stop touching myself....and other people. That's normal though....right?
    I took some funky advil... Asian Advil. Had a butterfly on it and it was green. About 45 mins after that, everything feels awesome

    >Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by wh1spa

    hahaha, where do you live GL?
    U comin to take care of me?

    >Good luck

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    No! But i know some owners of some good strip clubs if your in AU

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    Quote Originally Posted by wh1spa
    No! But i know some owners of some good strip clubs if your in AU
    I wish! I'm here in cold cold Canada... Just dumped 30cm of snow and -25c... Aus and a strip club sounds nice about now

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck<

    I took some funky advil... Asian Advil. Had a butterfly on it and it was green. About 45 mins after that, everything feels awesome

    >Good luck
    Ohhhhh I have lots of pills that do many many things.....most I can't mention here.

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    Attachment 133189

    ... Libido issues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by soar View Post
    Attachment 133189

    ... Libido issues.
    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    I wish! I'm here in cold cold Canada... Just dumped 30cm of snow and -25c... Aus and a strip club sounds nice about now
    Too bad, I have a mate thats moved from AU to Ontario, been there about 5 years now i would say. Heaps of pics of snow on his FB that came overnight.

    Its about 26deg C here atm..

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    Quote Originally Posted by wh1spa

    Too bad, I have a mate thats moved from AU to Ontario, been there about 5 years now i would say. Heaps of pics of snow on his FB that came overnight.

    Its about 26deg C here atm..
    25c and nowhere safe to swim lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar
    <img src="http://forums.steroid.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=133189"/>

    ... Libido issues.
    I'm feelin the mushroom right now lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    25c and nowhere safe to swim lol
    We have rivers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post
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    ... Libido issues.
    Haaaaaaaaaaa :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wh1spa

    We have rivers!
    Chalked full of crocs no? Freshies???

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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Chalked full of crocs no? Freshies???
    Not in southern Aus, Victoria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    I like turtles.
    lmao

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