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  1. 02-27-2013, 08:50 PM #1
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    Hey all, I'm starting a new cycle. I was just born so I weigh 6lbs 12oz, measure 19" and bf% is 2%. I'd post pictures but I don't want my mom to find out or she won't keep up the boob-feed.

    I plan to be 6'9" by the end of winter, and aim to weight approximately 365kg

    I will be taking some random stuff in amount i don't care to share, such as HGH, TEST, deca, Tren, halo, other test, HcG, anavar (oral and injectable!) Winny (oral, injectable and absorbable thru direct magic), dbol, tbol, pbol, gbol, rbol, Anadrol, bananadrol, and a few others that I shouldn't mention because y'all ain't ready to know about it did I mention i will be injecting blood from dinosaurs, rhinos and a phoenix. I'll be doing oil changes with dragons piss and I have a little extra livestrong tabs in case I'm not gaining how i want to.

    Just so everyone knows, I am doing this so I can become king of the world, but nobody can ever know who I am because the FBI, CIA, HOMELAND SECURITY, federalis, KGB, IRS, CRA, the Vatican, and bob saget are all watching my every action and often use their wiZard crystal ball to view the Internet searching for any sign of me... So no pics.

    Diet will consist of 8942 calories per 12hours, increasing by 5000cals EOD. mostly egg white, human breast milk, and some multi-vits.

    By the way - I gained 7lbs typing this intro. See you in the gym skinny people
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    i see no mention of magic here
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    Just finished reading your posts in "water boy's" thread GL......lol

    Never seen you light into someone like that..............Bear proud.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79
    Just finished reading your posts in "water boy's" thread GL......lol

    Never seen you light into someone like that..............Bear proud.....
    I'm just restoring the order round here. Mind you I held back about 75% of what I wanted to say
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    Quote Originally Posted by HitIt
    i see no mention of magic here
    My guys is out of regular magic potions but he said the Winny absorbed thru direct magic was good...

    Hope I'm not breaking any rules, but does anyone have a source for magic potion they can share with me... Must be voodoo grade only, no UGL...
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    Bananadrol ftw!!

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    Will you be hitting your macros with one meal?
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    So you just C&P my cycle for the Conditioning Classic... nice

    but seriously dude, you're never going to put on that weight without at least 4 shakes a day
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    Your gonna need a $hit ton of diapers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    Your gonna need a $hit ton of diapers.
    Ahahahaha...don't know why this killed me but it did lol
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    Superb ;-)

    Is stpetes cycle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Just finished reading your posts in "water boy's" thread GL......lol

    Never seen you light into someone like that..............Bear proud.....
    Link please would like to enjoy as well pls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

    Link please would like to enjoy as well pls.
    He got a newer, EVEN BIGGER asshole today...

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...-big-baby-quot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Link please would like to enjoy as well pls.
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...-big-baby-quot
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    Oops, guess GL beat me to it.......
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    If its Chinese dinosaur blood it's underdosed

    Just saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    He got a newer, EVEN BIGGER asshole today...

    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...-big-baby-quot
    Classic. What a maroon. Water boy. I love. Good job GL. Go back for seconds please
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    its not 'TOP SECRET' anymore... you just posted it on the net lol
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    GL called him an ass hat.........lol......
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79
    GL called him an ass hat.........lol......
    That one was in your honor bear!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    its not 'TOP SECRET' anymore... you just posted it on the net lol
    Yes it is, you're a dumb dumb poopie cockamimi! So there!!
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    Wow, man. . . You mad brah?

    Don't b jealous of his super studliness. . . .lmao
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    I just read through that post. It is ridiculous and thanks GL for layin in to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by < <Samson> >
    Wow, man. . . You mad brah?

    Don't b jealous of his super studliness. . . .lmao
    Mac about what I just gained 16lbs this morning total gain so far- 23lbs

    Weighing in at 30 lbs flat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Mac about what I just gained 16lbs this morning total gain so far- 23lbs

    Weighing in at 30 lbs flat!
    That's nothing, I gain LBM by just looking @ weights. Shit, beat dat brah
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    Quote Originally Posted by < <Samson> > View Post
    That's nothing, I gain LBM by just looking @ weights. Shit, beat dat brah
    Im on your cycle too bro....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsYEHTyLbeE
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Hey all, I'm starting a new cycle. I was just born so I weigh 6lbs 12oz, measure 19" and bf% is 2%. I'd post pictures but I don't want my mom to find out or she won't keep up the boob-feed.

    I plan to be 6'9" by the end of winter, and aim to weight approximately 365kg

    I will be taking some random stuff in amount i don't care to share, such as HGH, TEST, deca, Tren, halo, other test, HcG, anavar (oral and injectable!) Winny (oral, injectable and absorbable thru direct magic), dbol, tbol, pbol, gbol, rbol, Anadrol, bananadrol, and a few others that I shouldn't mention because y'all ain't ready to know about it did I mention i will be injecting blood from dinosaurs, rhinos and a phoenix. I'll be doing oil changes with dragons piss and I have a little extra livestrong tabs in case I'm not gaining how i want to.

    Just so everyone knows, I am doing this so I can become king of the world, but nobody can ever know who I am because the FBI, CIA, HOMELAND SECURITY, federalis, KGB, IRS, CRA, the Vatican, and bob saget are all watching my every action and often use their wiZard crystal ball to view the Internet searching for any sign of me... So no pics.

    Diet will consist of 8942 calories per 12hours, increasing by 5000cals EOD. mostly egg white, human breast milk, and some multi-vits.

    By the way - I gained 7lbs typing this intro. See you in the gym skinny people
    I heard unicorn blood packs on the LBM mass faster........just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EyE

    I heard unicorn blood packs on the LBM mass faster........just sayin.
    Never tried the blood but I like my meat so rare, I only eat unicorn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by >Good Luck< View Post
    Never tried the blood but I like my meat so rare, I only eat unicorn!
    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!!!!!!! Impressive! whats the macros look like on unicorn meat? I managed to get some werewolf and yeti meat once.......sh*t made me hallucinate for like a week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by milky01623 View Post
    Superb ;-)

    Is stpetes cycle?
    haha...The only one of those i'm still looking for though is the human breast milk. Really pisses me off cause it should be easy to find but i can't locate any!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stpete View Post
    haha...The only one of those i'm still looking for though is the human breast milk. Really pisses me off cause it should be easy to find but i can't locate any!
    You need to find yourself a big breasted northern milf.
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    Great thread GL. I hope you get the results you're looking for!
    You posted this thread in an informative and interesting manner and you aren't being short with people giving you feedback. I just wish 'water-boy' could have structured his this way, now he's getting abused left, right and centre!!

    Ps, I heard from a bro that benches like 2 plates a side that you don't even need protein, you can gain lean muscle on just carbs! Plus, if you regularly swallow the ejaculate of a 400lb Shemale, you'll get sick abs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyKnox View Post
    You need to find yourself a big breasted northern milf.
    haha...No kiddin. But not so far north as in Canada!!!!!!!(Referring to your thread about those girls.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by krugerr
    Great thread GL. I hope you get the results you're looking for!
    You posted this thread in an informative and interesting manner and you aren't being short with people giving you feedback. I just wish 'water-boy' could have structured his this way, now he's getting abused left, right and centre!!

    Ps, I heard from a bro that benches like 2 plates a side that you don't even need protein, you can gain lean muscle on just carbs! Plus, if you regularly swallow the ejaculate of a 400lb Shemale, you'll get sick abs!
    Ejaculate from a shemale... Never heard of this but i am obviously desperate to grow so I'll try ANYTHING! I have my friends in Thailand looking for ladyboy juice as we speak. I have friends in africa looking for zebra forearm meat because it's high in carb. I have friends in Pakistan manufacturing my own blend of gear called "Tren-nosaurus Rex" and I have friends in Russia sending my some kryptonite infused with some uranium. Just so you know, I also have friends in Fiji, Australia, Tasmania, Germany, Yugoslavia, Palestine, Maldives, and some scattered across Canada, USA, Mexico, brazil, Venezuela, Guatemala, and a few other places. I have phones in all those places too.

    By the way, I can't share the macros of unicorn meat. I am being watched by Sasquatch
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    Hahahaha you made sad jones laugh


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