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  1. 03-13-2013, 01:56 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday Lunk1

    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Lunk1,
    Happy Birthday to you.

    Don't worry it's not true what they day about how when you turn 40 you start getting all these new aches and pains.
    It's really 41 or 42. It was almost to the day when I turned 42 I started getting all these new aches, pains and making noise my dad use to make when he got up out of his recliner.

    I'm sure at your work they will set you up with a special parking place so you wont have to walk as far and a doctors note/waver so you dont have to do all the physical challenge test like before. Maybe a nice desk job is in the future.

    Welcome to middle age. If you were not married (happily) I would suggest it's time for that corvette and finding a 20 something GF for a while but since you are perfectly happy in your current situation Ill let you pass on any information about naughty little 20 something (especially Asian) girls you might have onto me.

    Happy birthday and thanks for being such a productive part of our community.

    now go call your mom and send her some flowers.
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  2. 03-13-2013, 01:59 AM #2
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    Happ birthday Lunky. There's a couple of well-hung shemales on there way to you. Enjoy.
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    Lunks only 29 I'm pretty sure
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    Happy bday... I'm really 84.... I know I know I look good for my age
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    Quote Originally Posted by ElectraMaddox
    Happy bday... I'm really 84.... I know I know I look good for my age
    You look very good for your age... Single?
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    Happy birthday link have a great day
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    Quote Originally Posted by krugerr

    You look very good for your age... Single?
    Lmfao... Single? Ahahah Jk
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    Happy birthday lunk hope you have a good one

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    Yay happy born day Lunk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmwgirl11
    Yay happy porn day Lunk.
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    Happy bday clunkster!

    Over the hill and not looking back!
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    happy birthday JOB!
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    Happy birthday Lunk!
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    Congratulations on another natal anniversary celebration. *Sends you a pair of his&hers strippers for you and da wife*
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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Lunk1,
    Happy Birthday to you.

    Don't worry it's not true what they day about how when you turn 40 you start getting all these new aches and pains.
    It's really 41 or 42. It was almost to the day when I turned 42 I started getting all these new aches, pains and making noise my dad use to make when he got up out of his recliner.

    I'm sure at your work they will set you up with a special parking place so you wont have to walk as far and a doctors note/waver so you dont have to do all the physical challenge test like before. Maybe a nice desk job is in the future.

    Welcome to middle age. If you were not married (happily) I would suggest it's time for that corvette and finding a 20 something GF for a while but since you are perfectly happy in your current situation Ill let you pass on any information about naughty little 20 something (especially Asian) girls you might have onto me.

    Happy birthday and thanks for being such a productive part of our community.

    now go call your mom and send her some flowers.

    y'know....

    Marilyn Monroe sang that exact same song for John Kennedy

    (but she had tits!)

    HAPPY B'DAY MATE

    no worries. 40 is still young
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